Goddamn Devil
Ugly Kid Joe Lyrics

Rape, D.U.I., assault and battery
Committing heinous crimes like rape, driving under the influence, assault, and battery will lead you to me.

These are things that will bring you to me
People who engaged in these kinds of crimes will eventually end up facing me, the Devil.

Murder and theft and all of the above
Other serious crimes like murder and theft will also lead an individual to face me.

You can bet your life I know what you're thinking of
I, the Devil, know the thoughts and actions of those who commit these types of crimes.

I've takin' you and I'll take your friends
Not only will the criminal face me, but their friends will also face the consequences of their action.

Don't worry, we'll all meet in the end
Eventually, everyone will face the consequences of their actions and meet their fate with me.

'Cause life's a bitch and then you die
Life can be difficult, and it always ends in death.

Trust me baby cause I don't lie
As the Devil, I am truthful and people can rely on my words to be true.

I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I, the Devil, take a perverse pleasure in doing my job of punishing the wicked.

I'm the Goddamn Devil and I do it for free
I will punish the wicked regardless of any reward or compensation.

I know the story about your life
As the Devil, I am aware of a person's history and actions.

If you killed your brother or you beat your wife
I, the Devil, am aware of people's most heinous crimes, including murder or domestic violence.

And I am here to punish you
As the Devil, it is my job to exact punishment for immoral deeds.

You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool
Those who attempt to deceive me will not succeed, as I, the Devil, am not easily fooled.

The time has come to say goodbye
The wicked will eventually have to bid farewell to life.

The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie
Those who engage in immoral actions such as cheating, stealing, and lying will face my wrath.

There will be torture and there will be pain
As punishment for their actions, the wicked will experience significant torture and pain.

Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames.
Those who face me will be condemned to Hell, where they will suffer through flames and torment.

I don't care about you, don't care about your life
As the Devil, I have no compassion or concern for the lives of those who engage in immoral deeds.

Don't care about your children or about your wife
This lack of concern also extends to the family and loved ones of those who engage in wicked actions.

I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law
My job as the Devil is to punish those who break the law or engage in immoral deeds.

You're checking in with me, but you can never leave
Those who face me will always be condemned to Hell and will never be able to leave.

There's one way out if you dare
There is a chance for escape from Hell, but it requires bravery and a willingness to pay a price.

We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hell
Through a deal with me, those who attempt to escape Hell can increase their torture and punishment.

As Satan's child you'll start a band
Those who make a deal with me will be required to serve as a symbol of Satan's power, spreading his influence throughout the world.

And spread the word across the land
They will be tasked with using their music to spread Satan's message and corrupt the minds of others.

I'm the Goddamn Devil, Satan if you please
I, the Devil, am known as Satan.

I'm the Goddamn Devil, better believe in me (only me)
People are advised to place their belief solely in me, the Devil.

I'm the Goddamn Devil!
This line is a reiteration of the fact that I am the Devil and embody all that comes with that title.