Delaney
Val Doonican Lyrics


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Now Delaney had a donkey that everyone admired
Temporarily lazy and permanently tired
A leg at every corner balancing his head
And a tail to let you know which end he wanted to be fed

Riley slyly said we've underrated it
Why not train it, then they took a rag?
They rubbed it, scrubbed it, they oiled and embrocated it
Got it at the post and when the starter dropped the flag

There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the town hall down

The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the half mile race

The muscles of the mighty never known to flinch
They couldn't move the donkey a quarter of an inch
Delaney lay exhausted, hangin' round his throat
With a grip just like a Scotsman on the five pound note

Starter, Carter, he lined up with the rest of them
When it saw them, it was willin' then
It raced up, braced up, ready for the best of them
They started off to cheer it but it changed its mind again

And there was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and Mary Ann Macgraw
She started pokin' it an' grabbin' it an' chokin' it
It kicked her in the bustle and it laughed hee-hah

The whigs and conservatives, the radical superlatives
Liberals and tories, they hurried to the place
Stood there in unity, helpin' the community
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

The crowd began to cheer it, then Rafferty, the judge
He came up to assist them, but still it wouldn't bud
And the jockey who was riding, little John MacGee
Was so thoroughly disgusted that he went to have his tea

Hagan, Fagan was students of psychology
Swore they'd shift it with some dynamite
They bought it, brought it, then without apology
The donkey gave a sneeze and blew the darn stuff out of sight

There was Riley pushing it, shoving it and shushing it
Hogan, Logan and all the bally crew
Police, and auxiliary
The Garrison Artillery
The Second Enniskillen's and the life guards too

They seized it and harried it
They picked it up and carried it
Cheered it, steered it to the winning place

Then the Bookies drew aside,




They all commited suicide
The day Delaney's donkey won the half mile race

Overall Meaning

The song "Delaney's Donkey" by Val Doonican is a humorous story about Delaney and his donkey, which is renowned for being temporarily lazy and permanently tired. The song describes the residents of Delaney's town trying to train the donkey to run a half-mile race, but the donkey simply refuses to comply. The lyrics paint a comical picture of the townspeople pushing, shoving, and trying to coax the stubborn animal into racing.


Despite everyone's efforts, the donkey refuses to budge and remains stationary, frustrating the townspeople and amusing the crowd of spectators. The song ends with the townspeople picking up the donkey and carrying it to the finish line, resulting in the ultimate shock of the day – Delaney's donkey winning the race. The bookies were so astonished that they ended up committing suicide.


Overall, "Delaney's Donkey" is a charming and humorous song that portrays the absurdity of trying to tame an animal that refuses to cooperate. It is a lighthearted reminder that sometimes, no matter how hard we try, things just won't go our way.


Line by Line Meaning

Now Delaney had a donkey that everyone admired
Delaney had a donkey that was widely appreciated


Temporarily lazy and permanently tired
The donkey was often inactive and also always seemed lethargic


A leg at every corner balancing his head
The donkey was well-balanced with a leg at each corner to bear its weight and keep its head steady


And a tail to let you know which end he wanted to be fed
The donkey's tail would indicate which end it preferred to be fed from


Riley slyly said we've underrated it
Riley deceptively stated that they had undervalued the donkey


Why not train it, then they took a rag?
Riley proposed training the donkey, and they took a cloth or rag to use on it


They rubbed it, scrubbed it, they oiled and embrocated it
The group cleaned and massaged the donkey with oil and a stimulating liniment


Got it at the post and when the starter dropped the flag
They brought the donkey to the starting post, and when the race started, they were ready


There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Riley was pushing and shoving the donkey, trying to prompt it to go faster, and shushing it to get it to be quiet


Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Everyone in town, including Hogan and Logan, were also trying to push and hit the donkey


Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
Everyone in town lined up and was trying to assault and strike the donkey


They might as well have tried to push the town hall down
The force used to push and hit the donkey was as futile as trying to move a large building


The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
The donkey was observing and rebelliously challenging them


Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
The donkey was winking, blinking, and moving erratically


Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
When the donkey didn't move forward, Riley attempted to reverse it, causing everyone to curse in aggravation


The day Delaney's donkey ran the half mile race
The day finally came that Delaney's donkey participated in a half-mile race


The muscles of the mighty never known to flinch
The strong and powerful people attempting to move the donkey were never seen to falter


They couldn't move the donkey a quarter of an inch
Despite their efforts, the group could not move the donkey even a quarter of an inch


Delaney lay exhausted, hangin' round his throat
Delaney was exhausted and had his arms around his neck due to the stress of the situation


With a grip just like a Scotsman on the five pound note
Delaney had a strong grip, similar to a Scottish person holding onto a five-pound note


Starter, Carter, he lined up with the rest of them
Starter Carter lined up with the other racers


When it saw them, it was willin' then
When the donkey saw the other racers, it became willing to run


It raced up, braced up, ready for the best of them
The donkey raced forward, braced itself, and was prepared for the competition


They started off to cheer it but it changed its mind again
The group attempted to cheer the donkey on, but it soon changed its mind and stopped running


She started pokin' it an' grabbin' it an' chokin' it
Mary Ann Macgraw began to prick, grab and strangle the donkey


It kicked her in the bustle and it laughed hee-hah
The donkey kicked Mary Ann's behind and laughed hee-hah


The whigs and conservatives, the radical superlatives
People of various political leanings and ideologies, both radical and conservative


Liberals and tories, they hurried to the place
Liberals and tories alike rushed to watch the race


Stood there in unity, helpin' the community
The people in attendance stood together in support of the community


The crowd began to cheer it, then Rafferty, the judge
The crowd began to cheer the donkey on, and the judge, Rafferty, also got involved


He came up to assist them, but still it wouldn't bud
Rafferty attempted to assist in getting the donkey to move but it still did not budge


And the jockey who was riding, little John MacGee
The jockey riding the donkey was little John MacGee


Was so thoroughly disgusted that he went to have his tea
John MacGee was so fed up with the situation that he left to have a cup of tea


Hagan, Fagan was students of psychology
Hagan and Fagan were students of psychology


Swore they'd shift it with some dynamite
They pledged to move the donkey using dynamite


They bought it, brought it, then without apology
They got the dynamite and brought it to the site without any apology or remorse


The donkey gave a sneeze and blew the darn stuff out of sight
The donkey sneezed and blew the dynamite out of sight


They seized it and harried it
They grabbed and hurried the donkey


They picked it up and carried it
They lifted and carried the donkey


Cheered it, steered it to the winning place
They cheered the donkey on and steered it to the finish line, where it won the race


Then the Bookies drew aside
The bookmakers moved out of the way


They all commited suicide
The bookmakers committed suicide, as they lost due to the donkey winning the race


The day Delaney's donkey won the half mile race
The day ended with Delaney's donkey being the winner of the half-mile race




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Written by: Robert Hargreaves

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@rosebrown9265

Can't believe it's 2023 and love this music

@stephenphillip5656

Delaney's Donkey, Rafferty's Motorcar, Paddy McGintey's Goat.... memories of our childhood. Val Doonican was the fella with the cardigan, rocking chair & a gentle Irish brogue. Oh, and a catalogue of songs both funny & thoughtful (Walk Tall, What Would I Be.....) which led us gently along into his world.
Artists and entertainers such as Val Doonican are from a simpler, less frenetic world. Still missed.

@miketravis6149

You know your getting old when people you grew up with as a child start to pass away. These stars were our parents favourites, so you sat on a Saturday night you would sit there and enjoy. Oh to be a kid again. RIP.

@ivadenuff

So, so true...

@amandapryar4675

Memories like these are always happy 💕 ones. Not like today. But the children of today will probably say the same 😁😁

@Ardoyne10

well said m8

@brendanquinlan5936

Aye

@karylhogan5758

You read my mind, .. it’s kinda scary too, it’s don’t seem that long ago, yet in years it is of course.. he was kinda comforting then, no loudness, kids drifted off to sleep..

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@ac5795

Played this at my mother in laws funeral at the city of London crematorium. Very touching and amusing. Brings back fond memories of mum(Kay). Rest in peace mum. X 🙏👍

@rosebrown9265

Absolutely fabulous 😀 xx

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