Alfie
Various Artists Lyrics


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Oh deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see

Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear,

Please don't despair




Please don't despair
Mon frere

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Alfie by Various Artists depict the story of a concerned brother who wants his younger sibling, Alfie, to get his life together. The song begins with the singer finding his brother smoking weed in his bedroom at half past three in the afternoon. The singer tries to persuade him to get up and do something productive, but Alfie is too high to care. In the second verse, the singer tells Alfie that he needs to get a job to pay the bills instead of wasting his life away. He also points out that Alfie's obsession with computer games is not helping his chances of finding a girlfriend. The song ends with the singer asking Alfie to listen to him and take off his "stupid fitted cap."


The lyrics of Alfie are an example of a tough love approach where the singer is being firm yet caring towards his brother. He wants Alfie to understand the importance of being responsible and making something of his life. The use of French in the lyrics (Mon frere means "my brother") adds a personal touch and highlights the close relationship between the two brothers. The song is a warning to anyone who takes life for granted and a reminder that time waits for no one.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh deary me,
Expressing disappointment or concern


My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
Informing about little brother's drug addiction


I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
Encouraging little brother to be productive


He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC
Explaining why little brother is uninterested


I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
Making a friendly offer despite the unfavorable situation


I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
Noting the effects of little brother's drug use


Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
Wondering about little brother's lifestyle


My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see
Expressing concern and disappointment for little brother


Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
Encouraging little brother to start fresh


I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
Not willing to tolerate little brother's unhealthy habits


You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Emphasizing the importance of being responsible


Get off your lazy arse,
Motivating little brother to act


Alfie please use your brain
Encouraging little brother to be sensible


Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
Suggesting alternative activities that may be productive


I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Expressing remorse for being a bad influence


Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
Highlighting how little brother's habits may hinder his success


When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Critiquing little brother's recreational habits


Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
Politely asking little brother to stop his behavior


I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
Reprimanding little brother for his rudeness


It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Suggesting a productive conversation


Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
Asking for little brother's respect


Please don't despair
Offering reassurance


Mon frere
French for 'my brother'




Writer(s): Lily Rose Allen, Greg Kurstin

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