Table Dance
Wanda Sykes Lyrics

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage
The previous dancer has finished her set and it's time for a new dancer to perform.

And right now Deja Vu
The name of the strip club in which the song is set is Deja Vu.

It's time for the Deja Vu
It's time for the strip club to present a new dancer.

One for two
The strip club is offering a promotion in which customers can get two table dances for the price of one.

Buy one, get two table dances
The promotion at the strip club is buy one table dance and get two more for free.

Now you know what to do
The singer is encouraging the customers to take advantage of the promotion and get table dances.

Fellas, here come the ladies
The female dancers are about to come out to perform.

Hey baby, hey baby
The artist is addressing a male customer.

Hey light-skinned
The artist is addressing a light-skinned female customer.

Light-skinned, light-skinned sister
The artist is addressing a light-skinned female customer.

Won't you come here
The singer is inviting the female customer to come closer.

Come on over here
The artist is urging the female customer to come closer.

And give a brotha
The singer is asking the female customer to give him a table dance.

Give a brotha a dance
The singer is asking the female customer to give him a table dance.

Uh, I already got a customer
The female customer is unable to give the singer a dance as she already has a customer.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
The artist is addressing a new female customer.

Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister
The artist is addressing a dark-skinned female customer.

Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance
The singer is asking the female customer to come closer and give him a table dance.

Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance
The singer is urging the female customer to give him a table dance.

My shift is over
The female customer is unable to give the artist a dance as her shift is over.

Well why don't you work some overtime then?
The artist is suggesting that the female customer should work some overtime and give him a dance.

Shit
The artist acknowledges that it's not possible for the female customer to work overtime.

Okay, I understand ya shit
The singer understands and accepts that the female customer is unable to give him a dance.

Hey baby, come here, come here
The artist is addressing a male customer.

Won't ya give a brotha a dance
The singer is asking the male customer to give him a table dance.

Come here, come here
The singer is urging the male customer to come closer.

Come here, cornrowed sister
The singer is addressing a female customer who has cornrows.

Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance
The artist is asking the female customer to give him a table dance.

Give a brotha a dance
The artist is asking the female customer to give him a table dance.

I'm a waitress
The female customer is unable to give the singer a dance as she is a waitress.

Oh okay, okay
The singer understands and accepts that the female customer is unable to give him a dance.

Damn!
The artist is expressing frustration about not being able to get a table dance.

What am I glass?
The artist is asking what his problem is.

I think I'll sing
The artist decides to sing about his desire to get a table dance.

Ladies of Deja Vu
The singer is addressing the female dancers.

What must I do to get with you?
The artist is asking the female dancers what he needs to do to get them to give him a table dance.

I got a role of twenties buried in my pants
The singer is offering money for a table dance.

So here's one little question that I'd like to ask
The singer thinks that the only thing he needs to do to get a table dance is to ask for it.

Can a nigga get a table dance?
The singer is asking the female dancers if he can get a table dance.

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
The artist is encouraging the female dancers to shake their bodies.

I been workin' all week, for the money I got
The artist has been working hard all week to earn money.

Lookin' for a place to bend this nut
The singer is looking for a place to spend his money.

In attendin' in my Benzo
The singer arrived in his expensive car to spend money at the strip club.

Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes
The artist is looking for a place to find attractive women.

But that shit don't thrill me
The artist is not satisfied with the women he has found so far.

So I head to the mad city to get on, G
The artist goes to the strip club to find more attractive women.

I don't dance just start fun
The singer is not interested in dancing, he just wants to have fun.

I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some
The artist is looking for a strip club with lively and attractive dancers.

Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about?
The singer is asking if the listener understands.

The type of bitch that turn the party out
The singer is looking for a dancer who can make the party more exciting.

I met a bitch named Dynasty
The singer met a female dancer named Dynasty.

With so much back, she made a blind man see
Dynasty has a very attractive body.

What's really happenin'?
The artist is asking what is happening or going on.

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'
The singer is not satisfied with the dancers' clothing and wants more physical interaction.

Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is
The singer is not interested in romantic relationships, he just wants a table dance.

This is a great table dance
The artist is enjoying the table dance he is receiving.

Hey, you like that?
The artist is asking the listener if they enjoy the table dance.

I love it!
The listener is expressing their enjoyment of the table dance.

This table dance makes me wanna
The singer is feeling aroused by the table dance and wants to do something as a result.

Makes me wanna sing
The artist wants to express his feelings by singing.