Don't Be Nice
Watsky Lyrics

Don't be nice
Stop pretending, be real and genuine

My policy is to call em as I see em no filler
I speak my mind without sugarcoating or holding back

Quality people lift me up like the coliseum pillars
Surrounded by good people who support and inspire me

Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha
People changing their beliefs and habits without a second thought

Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra
Politicians constantly changing their words and stances to suit their agenda

Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison
Our obsession with ourselves and social media is trapping us like prisoners

Claim we're winning gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum
Boasting and bragging about meaningless things does not make us successful

Your mommas a true beauty, butt makes me weep, I call it a 'boo-hooty'
Your mother is attractive, her backside is so amazing I cannot help but marvel (not inappropriate or disrespectful)

Truly a hot mom, other moms are doing their squats wrong
She is a great-looking mother, other mothers cannot compare in their workouts

And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty, to drop bombs
If you do not appreciate or like my rap, that is okay because I will still continue to create and express

False modesty is a guilty habit, some people simply have it
Pretending to be humble when you know your worth is dishonest and unproductive

But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this, if I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it
I have worked hard on this and I am good at it, and that is the only recognition I need

Wrote a book to branch out, after tour let's have a singalong and camp out
I am expanding my talents to writing, and afterwards we should celebrate by singing and camping together

Cause I came here for a single reason, and that's for friendship
I do what I do to connect with people and form friendships

If you're Jesus then we break bread, if you're Beavis then we butt heads
We can either bond or argue based on our personalities and beliefs

If you're a butthead, or a fake friend, I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said
If you are a bad person or a disingenuous friend, I will not tolerate it and will call you out on it

Skin scream jars, thin teen stars, wanna hear a laugher?
People focused on their looks and fame do not interest me and I am amused by the absurdity of it all

A white rapper walks into 16 bars, I am large, I contain multitudes
I am more complex and diverse than just being a white rapper

I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes, infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude
I have many different sides to my personality, and those who follow me are like a unique group or cult of individuals

True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido, or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos
I do not determine my worth based on stereotypical markers of masculinity or status

I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito, so 'open up' said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker
I will not associate with those who are undeserving or parasitic, and am willing to assert myself even in uncomfortable or awkward situations

Don't be nice, don't be nice, drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus
Stop pretending and be genuine, and stop spreading negativity and hatred

Don't be nice, don't be rude and brainless, don't be super basic
Be authentic and thoughtful, and avoid being stereotypical or boring

Don't move if you're contagious, don't be nice la-la-la-la-la
Do not spread negativity or toxicity, and do not pretend to be someone you are not

Don't be nice I'm not listening, got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice
I am not interested in fake niceties or insincere compliments, so do not bother pretending

Gather the wicked to sacrifice, sucking the dick of the antichrist, kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that's the price
People who are morally or ethically compromised must face the consequences, even if it seems harsh

Don't be candy striped, don't be parasites, don't do me dirty, don't think you're worthy, don't hurt me
Be genuine and honest, do not take advantage of me or others, and do not cause harm or pain

Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me, I turn up eternally, you will not stop it
I am not inclined to be lenient or merciful, and will continue to do what I do with passion and persistence

True my crew hotter than hot pockets (this dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it)
My group of friends and followers are talented and impressive, despite what others may say or think

We do what we do because it's true to us, while few puppets in suits up at the top profit
We remain authentic and genuine in our pursuits, while those in positions of power prioritize profit over purpose

And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it, but I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets
I do not judge others for their possessions, but I am willing to make a statement about the frivolity of materialism through crude humor