Christmas Celebration
Weezer Lyrics


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Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
'Cause that egg nog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
'Cause they knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore




The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!

Overall Meaning

In "Christmas Celebration," Weezer's 2000 holiday song, frontman Rivers Cuomo sounds pretty fed up with the whole Christmas scene. He's bored by the pageantry and the carolers, and he'd rather eat mace than drink eggnog. The song's verses are also punctuated by lines about the "obese" man who can't squeeze through his door--perhaps a nod to the commercial gluttony of the holiday season. But despite all his grousing, Cuomo can't help but be caught up in the sound of "Christmas cheer."


Line by Line Meaning

Christmas celebration
The holiday season is here and everyone is celebrating


All around the nation
People everywhere are getting into the holiday spirit


Won't you stay with me tonight
Please spend Christmas Eve with me, I don't want to be alone


'Cause I'm running out of fight
I'm emotionally exhausted and struggling to keep going


And the pagentry is such a bore
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull


Carolers are singing
People are singing Christmas carols in the streets


Registers ka-chinging
Cash registers are ringing as people buy gifts


And the presents are in place
The gifts have been wrapped and arranged


But I'd rather eat some mace
I'd rather eat a spicy condiment than indulge in the typical holiday activities


'Cause that egg nog always makes me sick
I don't enjoy the traditional holiday drinks and they make me ill


You know how the story goes
This is all so predictable and familiar


You've seen it all before
Nothing about Christmas is new or exciting


That man is so obese
A man depicted in Christmas media is extremely overweight


That he can't get out the door
His weight impedes him from participating in activities


Christmas to perfection
People aim to make Christmas perfect in every detail


I'm begging for some action
I'm hoping something unexpected will happen to make this holiday more exciting


And the ringing in my ears
I'm hearing constant noise associated with the holiday season


Is the sound of Christmas cheer
The noise is intended to convey happiness and pleasure


'Cause they knocked me screaming overboard
The holiday festivities have become overwhelming and too much to handle


The pagentry is such a bore
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull


The pagentry is such a bore
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull


The pagentry is such a bore
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull


The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull, and it's frustrating


The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!
The decorations and festivities are repetitive and dull, and it's frustrating




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing
Written by: RIVERS CUOMO

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