Do You Like Criminals
Westside Connection Lyrics

Say hoe I got way more dick than them niggas rolling your lexos
The singer claims to have a superior penis compared to the men in luxurious cars.

No punk ass Versace gear just the nigga with the triple 1 braids in his beard
The singer doesn't wear expensive Versace clothing and has three braids in his beard.

Quick to get the pussy dripping so quit tripping
The singer can easily make a woman wet and is annoyed with her attitude.

Like you got a nigga resembling Donnie Simpson
The artist insults the woman by saying her man looks similar to Donnie Simpson, a TV personality.

Hoe I'm from the wild wild west fuck them preppy niggas
The artist expresses contempt for well-dressed men and identifies with the wild west.

You need to get with this malt liquor sipper picture me simpin over ya never
The singer drinks malt liquor and can't imagine himself trying to win the woman over.

How ya figure I'll be crying over yo ass like a Baby face nigga bitch you better be glad I got 3 strikes because back in '85 I'd been done gave your ass a black eye
The singer implies that he's a violent ex-convict who wouldn't cry over the woman and would have hurt her in '85.

See I been waving at your ass all week but all you do is roll your eyes like your shit don't stink
The artist has tried to get the woman's attention but has been ignored and disrespected.

So now it's time for a nigga clown your ass
The artist has decided to ridicule the woman.

Because i can tell from the tattoos you's a high class hood rat
The artist believes that the woman has tattoos and comes from a ghetto background despite her high class appearance.

Don't want to fuck with niggas in khakis
The singer doesn't want to associate with men who wear khakis.

But hoe i bet for the dough You quick to jack that ass like a 4
The artist suggests that the woman is willing to have sex in exchange for money and is likely to steal from men.

So quit fronting on a nigga and lick these and bitch hit the road with your fucked up weave.......
The singer orders the woman to perform oral sex and leave with her messy hair.

How would you like to get a nigga rugged and raw Outlaw rollin' down the shaw
The singer offers the woman to be with an unruly outlaw riding through the streets.

Don't you want a mothafucka that's hard Or a bitch-made cute as El Debarge?
The singer asks if the woman prefers a tough man or a pretty boy like El Debarge.

Do you like negros? Him and those? Individuals called criminals?
The artist wonders if the woman likes black people, thugs or criminals.

How'd you figure a West Coast nigga Drinking liquor got to know how to dig you
The artist questions why being from the West Coast and drinking liquor qualifies him to know the woman.

When we dated straight fade it Penetrated, Ms. sasfisacated No daddy hate it Never met a nigga quite as fly as me
The singer recalls past sexual encounters with the woman and boasts that no man is as cool as him.

All bottled up in your high society You want to chech my mental Cause how could a nigga from South Central rollin' in a Benzo
The singer feels that the woman belongs to high society and questions how he, being from a poor neighborhood, owns a luxurious car.

Spice in ya life is what you need you intreigued by the smell of my weed I represent reality in your world full of lies And i can see it in your eyes You worried sick and I'm chillin'
The artist believes that the woman needs excitement and is curious about the aroma of his marijuana. He claims to represent truth in the woman's deceitful world and is relaxed while she's anxious.

Tell your family to fuck off and roll with this villain
The artist advises the woman to ignore her family and join him as he's a villain.

Who want to fuck wit it I put it down for real tho It's Mack 10 and let you niggas know I'm gun ho
The artist asserts himself as Mack 10 and claims to be fearless.

Baby i guess maybe i can get with your program With hunnit spode tonas on my front and back
The singer agrees with the woman and asserts himself as a wealthy man by mentioning his car's rims.

Broham hit a lick or two make your whole life a thriller Make you want to shake the nerd and come ride with a killa
The artist suggests that his criminal friend can provide excitement and make the woman want to get away from a boring person and join them.

Hot as sauce out the floss no need to be discreet I swing the fuck out this bitch til my bumper touch the street
The singer brags about his fancy car and reckless driving.

On switches and I'm workin jerkin hot ya nigga smirkin Jack the ass up and down til my back wheels is chirpin
The singer loves switching gears and making his car bounce. He claims to make other men jealous.

You need to be with me bitch you too fucking bombay To be on the Shaw with a nigga with a Hyundai
The singer believes that the woman is too beautiful to date a person who drives a Hyundai in a poor neighborhood.

I take you through my neighborgood raise where crime pays No girbauds no fades just cacky's and French braids And my friends is niggas that know what ends is In high-top Chucks pushin V-12 Benz'
The artist invites the woman to his neighborhood where crime is profitable. He mentions that the people wear casual clothing and have French braids. His friends are knowledgeable about making money and drive fast cars.

Dee, dee, dee, daddi, daddi, dee, dee, daddi day I come from the crew I thought you knew we don't play I see your frowning but I'm clownin' anyway Can't nobody fade K-Dee baby, baby
The artist introduces himself as K-Dee and claims to be part of a tough crew. He's aware that the woman disapproves of him but continues to make jokes nevertheless because he's confident in his abilities.

I know you're Catholic But can you have you have dick up in them guts all the way to These nuts
The singer is aware of the woman's religion and asks if she's willing to have sex with him.

Your a rich girl far from skeezer I'm playing at the mall with your Visa You want to swang with K-Swinger (When the West is in the houseoh my God! danger)
The singer identifies the woman as a rich girl and jokes that he's spending her money at the mall. He falsely claims that he's being pursued by someone dangerous to impress her.

But take a hit you'll live But when you hit it hoe you got to puff, puff give Now i see you giggling But all I want to see is ass wiggling and titties jiggling
The artist invites the woman to smoke marijuana and suggests that she should share it with him. He's amused by her laughter but interested in watching her move seductively.

So what you want to do? Don't go chasing waterfalls Stick to them dicks and balls your use to Go ahead and take a big lick Cause girls look so good on the end of My dick That right is it tight? I know you ain't a dike What type of nigga do you like? Bitch!
The artist asks the woman what she wants to do. He warns her not to have unrealistic expectations and should stick to what she's used to. He invites her to perform oral sex and asks what kind of man she prefers. He calls her a derogatory name at the end.