Hole Pic
Willam Lyrics


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God damn it, these damn dirty dick pigs,
No one will send me their face pic
Like I'm not fucking the headless horseman (hello)
I see you girl
That muscle queen don't wear a shirt
from groundhog's day to thanksgiving
no matter how cold it is
So I'm like send me a dick pic
And then I'm like how will that even get in here?
I mean, do you see it? It's totally a chode,
Like thicker than long
I mean, who has a full bush?
You couldn't even work in an Andrew Christian outlet
It's not even trimmed
But then he asked me if I was vers and I was like
Hah, Let me take a hole pic.
Let me take a hole pic
(Ooh) Let me take a hole pic
(Ugh) Let me take a hole pic
I can see your hole pic
Uhh, Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with sierra or low fi.
I want it to look real pink.
Should I say D&D free cause poppers are totally fine
I don't wanna seem slutty
but everybody knows I took a fist of pride last year
How about no BB, hashtag Prep, no fists, no fems!
Lemme take another hole pic
Lemme take another hole pic
(Mm lemme take another hole pic)
Can I take a hole pic?
Girl help me take my hole pic
Get closer! Don't just zoom, get in there!
Pos, unsure or neg? I mean I haven't been tested in years
But I'm total- Aaah I'm always safe
It's not like a cinco de mayo or a white party
Bareback is ratchet, I mean especially if he's not cute
Don't try to fuck me with a lube sample pack either
Bring some gun oil!
He said he was straight acting and I said totally, me too!
I topped in 2006
I wish his dick pic was scratch and sniff
Craigslist is the new eBay, everybody's hooking
I like Scruff because hair dudes are like hot loofahs
It's so exfoliating
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
(Urgggh lemme take my hole pic)
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Lower!




Ooh it's so blown out!
Turn the flash off! Ugh!

Overall Meaning

The song "Hole Pic" by Willam, is a humorous commentary on today's culture of hooking up and the obsession with sharing explicit photos. The song is about someone who is trying to get a face pic from their potential hook-up, but is not having any luck. They then decide to ask for a "dick pic," but are disappointed with what they receive. Instead, they proceed to take a "hole pic" to send to their potential partner. Throughout the song, Willam's character is constantly worrying about how to make the photo look the best, choosing filters, and debating what hashtags to use to make themselves seem less slutty.


The song is meant to be a satirical take on the current culture of hooking up through apps and the subsequent exchange of explicit photos. It highlights the absurdities and the pressures that people face in order to present themselves as desirable to potential partners. Willam's use of humor and irony in the song conveys a message about the pitfalls and limitations of objectifying oneself through these apps.


Line by Line Meaning

God damn it, these damn dirty dick pigs,
I am frustrated that guys on apps only want to send pictures of their penises.


No one will send me their face pic
No one seems interested in showing me their face.


Like I'm not fucking the headless horseman (hello)
It's like I'm having sex with someone without knowing what they look like.


I see you girl
I see your true intentions.


That muscle queen don't wear a shirt
A muscular guy doesn't feel the need to wear a shirt.


from groundhog's day to thanksgiving
I'm talking about the cold weather season.


no matter how cold it is
Regardless of how cold it is, guys still think it's acceptable to show me their penis.


So I'm like send me a dick pic
I find myself asking guys to send me pictures of their penis.


And then I'm like how will that even get in here?
I'm questioning how the picture will fit through the app's messaging system.


I mean, do you see it? It's totally a chode,
I'm critiquing the size and shape of the penis in the picture.


Like thicker than long
It's wide but short in length.


I mean, who has a full bush?
I'm surprised that some guys have a lot of pubic hair in the picture.


You couldn't even work in an Andrew Christian outlet
The individual in the picture isn't attractive or fashionable enough to work in a retail store selling Andrew Christian's clothing.


It's not even trimmed
The individual hasn't groomed their pubic hair.


But then he asked me if I was vers and I was like
The individual asked me if I'm versatile and I responded with enthusiasm.


Hah, Let me take a hole pic.
I respond to his question by offering to show him a picture of my anus.


I can see your hole pic
I have seen a picture of the other individual's anus.


Uhh, Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I'm asking for advice on what filter to use to make my anus look good in the picture.


I don't know if I should go with sierra or low fi.
I'm trying to decide between using the sierra or low-fi filter on my anus picture.


I want it to look real pink.
I want my anus to look pink and healthy.


Should I say D&D free cause poppers are totally fine
I contemplate whether to declare that I'm drug and disease free or to disclose my use of poppers.


I don't wanna seem slutty
I'm conscious of my public image and don't want to look promiscuous.


but everybody knows I took a fist of pride last year
I've engaged in extreme sexual practices, but that's not how I want to be known.


How about no BB, hashtag Prep, no fists, no fems!
I'm setting guidelines for what I'm unwilling to do in bed.


Can I take a hole pic?
I ask for permission to take another picture of my anus.


Girl help me take my hole pic
I request help from a friend in taking another picture of my anus.


Get closer! Don't just zoom, get in there!
I instruct my friend to get a close-up picture of my anus, rather than just zooming in or taking a distant shot.


Pos, unsure or neg? I mean I haven't been tested in years
I wonder about my own sexual health status because I haven't been tested in a long time.


But I'm total- Aaah I'm always safe
I reassure myself that I'm always practicing safe sex.


It's not like a cinco de mayo or a white party
I compare my current situation to a festive event where people might feel disinhibited or be more likely to engage in risky behavior.


Bareback is ratchet, I mean especially if he's not cute
I criticize engaging in unprotected sex, especially when it's with someone I find unattractive.


Don't try to fuck me with a lube sample pack either
I don't want the other individual to use an inadequate amount of lubrication.


Bring some gun oil!
I instruct the other individual to use a specific type of lubricant.


He said he was straight acting and I said totally, me too!
The other individual described himself as masculine, and I responded by saying that I also see myself that way.


I topped in 2006
I brag about my experiences as a top in the past.


I wish his dick pic was scratch and sniff
I wish that I could smell the penis in the picture.


Craigslist is the new eBay, everybody's hooking
I comment on the prevalence of anonymous and casual sex on Craigslist.


I like Scruff because hair dudes are like hot loofahs
I describe my interest in Scruff, a gay dating app aimed at men with facial hair.


It's so exfoliating
I find having sex with men who have facial hair physically stimulating.


I guess he liked my hole pic
I infer that the other individual found my anus picture enjoyable.


Click Click, Hole Pic!
I make a playful reference to the act of taking pictures of my anus.


Lower!
I instruct the other individual to take a lower shot of my anus.


Ooh it's so blown out!
I express satisfaction that my anus looks visibly large in the picture.


Turn the flash off! Ugh!
I'm unhappy with the quality of the picture and request that the other individual turn off the flash.




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Comments from YouTube:

@alexkenzie4875

"He said he was straight acting, and I said "Totally. Me, too. I topped in 2006."" LMAO

@jasonbrown4984

@lexiaemochick

Future kid: mom sing us a song from your time
Me: click click and a hole pic!

@itrytomakevideosbutimjustl4491

+alexa mccormack Me too lmao

@Sugarrrann

I laughed so hard I snorted a bubble out of my nose, love it

@Cece46654

Click click hole pic Heyyy!😁

@RobertHughey

It's awfully difficult and a pain to really get the right angle, lighting and then snap the... wait, I mean: "I have no knowledge about this #holepic  topic. How strange."

@karadavis380

DscrappyLoco Golani an offensive term that many people use to describe a transgender woman. Or a man who presents himself as a woman through performances or for personal arousal

@RobertHughey

Agreed, *****. And because of this, I can't talk to one of my friends without someone interrupting to say, "Umm, let me take a hole pic." (Shaking my Head)

DscrappyLoco Golani I don't know if any T Person would label themselves as "shemale." The ones I know are okay with "Trans," though there's a list of gender-specific terminology that escapes me. I know that people put ads online for "M2F" or "F2M" (Male to Female, Female to Male), but I don't know if those are otherwise appropriate terms.
Now... help me pick out a filter. I want it to look real PINK...
(LMAO)

@RobertHughey

DscrappyLoco Golani I think of a hole pic as a particular sub-set of the all-important "selfie." It's a specific type of pic that guys sometime want to take for others. I'd pretend to shudder in quiet condemnation, if only I wasn't guilty of the practice of producing such delicious filth.
(grin)

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