Monolith
X-Axis Lyrics

Y'all hear about that monolith
Did you all hear the news about the monolith?

All we have to say is
Our response to this is

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
We warned you about this happening

The signal has been sent
A message or communication has been transmitted

The earth is first to fall to their regiment
The earth is the initial casualty of their control

Protect giraffes
Ensure the safety of giraffes

Prevent their deaths
Stop the occurrence of giraffe fatalities

Find the monoliths
Search and discover the monoliths

35 degrees north 90 west
Specific geographic coordinates (latitude and longitude)

These are your Coordinates
These are the precise coordinates

These are fucking Coordinates
These coordinates are absolutely accurate

With the fall of mankind
As humanity declines

There's only one thing to buy
There is only one thing worth purchasing

That's toilet paper, lots of toilet paper
Toilet paper is in high demand and should be stocked up on

It'll all be fine
Everything will be okay

Just hug your toilet paper and cry cry, cry cry cry
Hold onto your toilet paper tightly and express your emotions through crying

Utah
The state of Utah in the United States

Romania
The country of Romania

California
The state of California in the United States

The middle east
The region of the Middle East

On the continent of Antarctica
Located on the continent of Antarctica

On the planet of which we all love
On the planet that we all cherish

In the milky way
Within the Milky Way galaxy

In the galaxy
Within any given galaxy