Bad Girl
X.Men Lyrics

Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I prefer a good girl over a bad girl!

I don't want her to break my window
I don't want her to cause any more trouble!

Hey, girl, you not very nice
You're not very kind, lady!

You don't even know how to tie your own shoe-es
You don't know how to tie your own shoes!

I said to you, "How to tie a shoe?"
I asked you how to tie a shoe!

You said you didn't know so you wear the velcro
You said you didn't know, so you wear velcro shoes!

I gave you fifty cents to go to the store
I gave you fifty cents to go buy something!

You supposed to spend twenty but you spend more
You were supposed to spend twenty, but you spent more!

Said give me five, but you only gave me four
You said you would give me five, but you only gave me four!

Because you said your thumb got chopp-ed in four
Because you said your thumb got chopped into four pieces!

No it did not, you lie about everything!
No it didn't, you always lie!

Don't think I don't know about the sandwich
I know about the sandwich you took!

You made me say "Daimitt!" because you took it to Kansas
You made me say "Daimitt!" because you took it to Kansas!

You said you ate it, but you're doing me damage!
You said you ate it, but you're causing me harm!

Now it's off to sell a fifty foot spandage
Now I have to go sell a fifty foot spandex!

Because I'm stressed off by your lady bandit
Because your lady thieving is stressing me out!

You look like a mikrowave yes I think so
You look like a microwave, yes I think so!

Hey, lady! You're not very neat
You're not very organized, lady!

You come in my apartment you don't washing your feet
You come into my apartment without washing your feet!

You run into cans when you go on the stritt
You run into cans when you're outside!

And you told me that you one time did a math test
You told me you once took a math test!

If you want to saix me you have to be goode at math
If you want to date me, you have to be good at math!

You're nott goode at math and you say "Look at that!"
You're not good at math, yet you say "look at that!"

A little kaid kicked you and I don't give a crap
A kid kicked you, and I don't care!

Forcing with the president to cry and laugh
Making the president cry and laugh!

What if I did and my chicken had gas?
What if I did and my chicken had gas?

You kicked his face from here to Arkansas
You kicked his face all the way to Arkansas!

Forgetting all my haim and you ruined my slice
You forgot all about my home, and you ruined my meal!

New pair of sandals dropped to the trash!
New sandals went straight to the trash!

You not dispute this football joke
You cannot dispute this football joke!

Because you grabb-ed baseball and forgot to throw
Because you grabbed a baseball and forgot to throw!

Tried to make my little brother not to grow
You tried to prevent my little brother from growing up!

And now... shladies expose your crowtche...
And now, ladies, show your crotch!

For the king of Africa, Danny Advantage
For the king of Africa, Danny Advantage!

You need a girl that epitomize peace no peas
You need a girl that represents peace, not peas!

Not iminitize tees to the size of trees
Not initiate tees that are as big as trees!

Sells with her bad trees inbetween my knees
She sells drugs with bad intentions between my legs!

She H-E-A-D (Swallows, ladies)
She gives head (ladies, you know what I mean)!

And tastes my pralines
And tastes my pralines!

Who fears I don't scream (Hope I scream)
I hope she makes me scream!

My regime in between it's where it's clean, it's less mean
My regime in between is where it's clean, and less mean!

If you's first it's clean
If you're the first, it's clean!

If you swing, let's see rehearsing
If you're ready, let's rehearse!

Girls bring first and they're clean so
Girls come first, and they're clean, so!

Bad girls so divine hide behind the line
Bad girls so divine hide behind the line!

The woman tries mine while I improvise
The woman tries me while I improvise!

So why? You can visualize something nice
So why not? You can imagine something nice!

Slide fly by nightride at night to see you laying in the sky
Slide, fly by night, to see you laying in the sky!

No (no!) No (no!)
No, no! No, no!

Besides, you have been with too many guys
Besides, you've been with too many guys!

No (no!) No... Bad girl!
No, no! No... Bad girl!