Jan Egeland
Ylvis Lyrics


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Gray hair
Glasses
Suitcase

Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace
Uganda
Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust

When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man

Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh, how I wish
I was Jan Egeland

Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine

And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready
To protect some human rights"

When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man

He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish
That I was Jan Egeland!

Egeland (Egeland)
Egeland (Egeland)

When he's sad he goes to funerals
In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face
But that doesn't hide his pain

He breaks down just like a homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
If your day job is saving the world!

When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
He's a macho musclepumping
Crying god!

If there's one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy




Oh, how I wish
That I was Jan Egeland!

Overall Meaning

The song "Jan Egeland" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis pays homage to the legendary Norwegian diplomat and humanitarian worker Jan Egeland, who has dedicated his life to working for peace in conflict-affected countries. The lyrics describe Egeland's physical features and his impressive record of service to humanity, highlighting his work in Uganda and Congo, as well as his contributions to the Oslo treaty plan. The song also touches upon his personal life, describing his passion for fitness and his emotional vulnerability.


The chorus of the song urges people to call upon Egeland whenever war breaks out and everything else fails, dubbing him the "United Nations superhero man". Despite not being as famous as other Norwegian political figures like Gahr Støre and Jens Stoltenberg, the song asserts that when handgrenades are flying, Egeland is the one man you can trust to make everything alright.


One of the key themes of the song is the idea that masculinity doesn't have to mean repressing emotions or adhering to traditional gender roles. Egeland is portrayed as a multi-dimensional figure who is simultaneously a "macho musclepumping crying god", crying just like a girl at funerals but also flexing his muscles at night, reinforcing the idea that a man can be strong and vulnerable at the same time.


Line by Line Meaning

Gray hair
Jan Egeland is an older man


Glasses
Jan Egeland wears glasses


Suitcase
Jan Egeland travels frequently


Humble
Jan Egeland is modest about his achievements


Clever
Jan Egeland is intelligent and insightful


And constantly working for peace
Jan Egeland has dedicated his life to working towards peace


Uganda
Jan Egeland has worked in Uganda


Congo
Jan Egeland has worked in Congo


And the Oslo treaty plan
Jan Egeland has worked on the Oslo treaty plan


Oh my God, what a plan
The Oslo treaty plan is an impressive achievement


Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Jan Egeland is less well-known than Gahr Stare


Not a daddy's boy like Jens
Jan Egeland is not privileged like Jens


But when handgrenades are flying
Jan Egeland is brave in dangerous situations


There's just one man you can trust
Jan Egeland is trustworthy in difficult circumstances


When there's war and all is hell
Jan Egeland is needed most in times of war and chaos


Send in Jan Egeland!
Jan Egeland should be sent to help in these situations


The United Nations superhero man
Jan Egeland is a hero for the United Nations


Mad dictator with a gun
Jan Egeland faces dangerous adversaries


Send in Jan Egeland
Jan Egeland can handle even the most dangerous situations


Oh, how I wish
The singer admires and wishes to be like Jan Egeland


I was Jan Egeland
The singer wishes to be Jan Egeland


Blue eyes
Jan Egeland has blue eyes


Firm hands
Jan Egeland has strong hands


Nice legs
Jan Egeland has attractive legs


Clean shaved
Jan Egeland is well-groomed


Body
Jan Egeland has a fit and healthy body


Drinking his protein shakes
Jan Egeland maintains his physique with protein shakes


Spray-tan
Jan Egeland may use spray-tan to enhance his appearance


Skin cream
Jan Egeland takes care of his skin


And buttocks like he was eighteen
The singer admires Jan Egeland's physique


He's a peacekeeping machine
Jan Egeland is highly effective at promoting peace


And he stares into the mirror
Jan Egeland is proud of his appearance


Flexing muscles in the night
Jan Egeland exercises to maintain his physique


And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready
Jan Egeland is confident in his abilities


To protect some human rights"
Jan Egeland is committed to protecting human rights


Bring in Jan Egeland!
Jan Egeland is called upon again to bring peace


He's a macho musclepumping
Jan Egeland is strong and masculine


Crying god!
Jan Egeland is compassionate and emotional


If there's one man you should trust
Jan Egeland is the most trustworthy person


It is the Janny-boy
Jan Egeland's nickname is Janny-boy


Egeland (Egeland)
Repetition of Jan Egeland's name


When he's sad he goes to funerals
Jan Egeland is affected by tragedies


In unusually heavy rain
Jan Egeland is not deterred by adverse weather


Large amounts of water in his face
Jan Egeland does not hide his emotions


But that doesn't hide his pain
Jan Egeland is honest about his feelings


He breaks down just like a homo
Jan Egeland is not afraid to show his emotions


And starts crying just like a girl
Jan Egeland is not limited by gender expectations


But I guess you can cry and still be a man
Jan Egeland challenges traditional ideas of masculinity


If your day job is saving the world!
Jan Egeland's work is important and valuable


He's a peacekeeping machine
Jan Egeland is consistently and effectively working towards peace


And looks at maps with George Cloon
Jan Egeland has met with George Clooney to discuss peace efforts


Oh, how I wish
The singer continues to admire Jan Egeland


That I was Jan Egeland!
The singer wishes he could be like Jan Egeland




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Chistian Lochstoer, Lars Bleiklie Devik, Vegard Ylvisaker, Bard Ylvisaker

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

my_dog_is_my_heart

Trust me, Jan Egeland. works hard behind the scenes for humanitarian aid to refugees and the poor worldwide.
He is now the Secretary General of the Norwegian Refugee Council, NRC (prior to that he has worked with human rights, conflict resolution and emergency aid. He has been Deputy Secretary General of the UN, Director of Human Rights Watch Europe,, Secretary General of the Norwegian Red Cross aso).

NRC is now scaling up its work inside Ukraine and in neighboring countries to help people who have been forced to flee. Over the past three weeks, the organization has sent relief teams to Ukraine, Poland, Moldova and Romania.
NRC now provides welcome centers and hot meals to thousands of people in Lviv, western Ukraine. In Warsaw, Poland, a transit center will be built at the main railway station, which the organization will run together with partners.
The Norwegian Refugee Council's team also provides information and legal assistance to help Ukrainian and non-Ukrainian displaced persons gain protection and access to important services in several places in Ukraine.
In the coming weeks, NRC will distribute emergency aid in the form of cash directly to thousands of displaced mothers and fathers in Ukraine, so that they can cover the basic needs of themselves and their families.
NRC also works to ensure that Ukrainian refugees have a safe place to sleep and that children can go to school.

In addition, the organization has started emergency relief operations to Ukraine from neighboring countries and has so far delivered food and other emergency relief along the escape routes.
- Our brave colleagues work day and night under extreme conditions to meet the growing needs of exhausted children, women and men. We have used or allocated all the money (many hundreds of millions) received from Norwegian fund raising/private donors and from the Norwegian government, to help displaced and conflict-affected Ukrainians. Without more and faster funding from more donor countries, we will run out of resources to continue the emergency relief work by April, says Egeland.
The Norwegian Refugee Council's emergency aid plan aims to help 800,000 people in Ukraine and neighboring countries over the next six months, with a total cost of around NOK 700 million.

No wonder this guy deserves an own song 🙂



All comments from YouTube:

Alexandra Olsen

Its actually so much funnier when you know the backstory. They had recieved hate mail from a random guy who was mad that they hadn't included anything about Jan Egelands birthday which was on the same day as one of their episodes. They responded by making this extremely over the top tribute which is hilarious!

AEON

@Jaden Corr You stupid jackass - Yes - Russia said NO NATO IN UKRAINE - they pushed for NATO there and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED - you cuck shill dotard - unf*ck your worldview. Seriously.

Jaden Corr

@AEON war started because of UN? Not because of Russia? Are you serious?

Other question, that UN is actually useless in conflicts involving main nuclear countries as China, Russia or USA. It actually has no influence to the situation.

Spencer Chua

Ok now it's even more funny lol

Aramati

@slippery whenwet_46 Actually this gives the existence of this song a lot more of sense. Have you see how nosense are their songs?
Why can't be a pointless complaint the cause?

Aramati

Another fun thing is that apparently one of Jan Egelands' nefew was at that show they used in the clip. He filmed a bit to show to his uncle.
XD

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Soothing Relaxation

Never gets old! 😂

Ananthu Pradeep

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Youdie Lin

Like he was eighteen indeed

moonnighty

@Up for Anything.

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