Cowboy
Zeds Dead & Omar Linx (Torro Torro Remix) Lyrics

Hello, everybody It's TV-Time! Off we go
The cowboy greets everyone and states that it is time to leave, possibly to go watch television.

I've got a holster for my gun
The cowboy has his gun in a holster, which he can quickly reach if needed.

Silver spurs on my boots
The cowboy's boots have silver spurs, which make a jingling noise when he walks and can be used to urge on his horse.

I'll be ready when they come God help the first one that shoots!
The cowboy is prepared for any potential danger and threatens anyone who tries to attack him.

I guess I'll never change 'Cause I was born on the range
The cowboy believes he will always be a cowboy because he was raised in that lifestyle.

Cowboys and Indians Cowboys and Indians
The cowboy references the classic western movie theme of cowboys versus Native Americans.

I won't make Custer's mistake He didn't finish all his beans
The cowboy references General Custer's supposed failure to finish his meal before the Battle of Little Bighorn and jokingly asserts that he will not make the same mistake.

Sometimes I get the shakes Wish I was back in New Orleans
The cowboy admits to feeling nervous at times and even wishes he was back in the city of New Orleans, away from any danger.

Hands up! Golly! Howdy, pardner
The cowboy greets someone with a friendly 'howdy' but also warns them to put their hands up.

Oh, no, we don't stand a chance! This could be my last stand War paint and colors everywhere Aw, shucks! My Winny just did jam! No Redskin's gonna trim my hair!
The cowboy expresses fear that he and his companions may not survive the upcoming battle, but asserts that they will all fight bravely. His gun also jams, but he assures himself that the Native Americans will not scalp him.

Now tell them the true story Cowboys and Indians How the west was really won
The cowboy seems to be referring to the myth of the wild west and encourages others to spread the true story about cowboys and Native Americans and how the west was actually won.

Cowboys and Indians Cowboys and Indians Cowboys and Indians Cowboys and Indians
The cowboy repeats the chorus, emphasizing the ongoing and never-ending conflict between cowboys and Native Americans.