Comedy Tonight
Zero Mostel Lyrics


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Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!

Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--

Something for everybawdy!
Comedy tonight!
Nothing that's grim.
Nothing that's Greek.
She plays Medea later this week.
Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!

Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!




Bumblers!
Fumblers!

Overall Meaning

Zero Mostel's "Comedy Tonight" is a buoyant showstopper number from the 1962 musical "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum." In the song, a chorus of characters delivers a fast-paced introduction to the mischievous comedic world of Ancient Rome. The number promises that the show will be full of something for everyone, from the appealing to the appalling, convulsive to repulsive, aesthetic to frenetic.


The lyrics convey that there will be nothing serious, no tragedies, and no recitations to recite. Instead, there will be bizarre and slapstick occurrences, including stunning surprises and cunning disguises. The song outlines the characters we will encounter, from pantaloons and tunics to courtesans and eunuchs to baritones and basses, fumblers and tumblers, grumblers and bumblers. The song's driving rhythm and rapid-fire delivery leave little doubt that we're in for a joyfully silly ride.


Overall, "Comedy Tonight" sets the mood for "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" and promises an evening of hilarious, irreverent entertainment.


Line by Line Meaning

Something familiar,
A common theme, easily recognizable.


Something peculiar,
Something different and unique that sets it apart.


Something for everyone:
There's something here for everybody to enjoy.


A comedy tonight!
This is a comedy performance happening tonight.


Something appealing,
Something attractive that people will appreciate.


Something appalling,
Something shocking that will cause people to react strongly.


Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
No serious or formal topics, only lighter subject matter.


Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Bring on the humorous characters and their antics.


Old situations,
Classic scenarios.


New complications,
Fresh twists and turns.


Nothing portentous or polite;
No heavy or serious moments, only light and informal ones.


Tragedy tomorrow,
There will be tragic events in the future.


Comedy tonight!
But tonight, it's all about laughter and humor.


Something convulsive,
Something that will make the audience seize with laughter.


Something repulsive,
Something that people will find gross or unpleasant but still amusing.


Something aesthetic,
Something visually appealing to look at.


Something frenetic,
Something high-energy and fast-paced.


Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
No serious or philosophical discussions about fate or deities.


Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Important and serious issues will not be addressed in this comedic performance.


Nothing that's formal,
No uptight or formal themes or situations.


Nothing that's normal,
No ordinary or typical situations.


No recitations to recite;
There will be no memorized speeches or elaborate recitations.


Open up the curtain:
It's showtime!


Comedy Tonight!
A reminder of the comedic performance happening tonight.


Something erratic,
Unpredictable and crazy behavior.


Something dramatic,
Something that will cause a lot of emotion and reaction from the audience.


Frenzy and frolic,
Lots of excitement and playful behavior.


Strictly symbolic,
The meaning behind certain actions or props is less important than their comedic value.


Something for everyone:
There is a comedic element that will appeal to everyone in the audience.


A comedy tonight!
Don't forget, everyone, this is a comedy show happening tonight.


Something that's gaudy,
Something flashy and tacky in appearance that will make the audience laugh.


Something that's bawdy--
Something risquรฉ or inappropriate that is meant to be humorous.


Something for everybawdy!
A playful reminder that there's something for every person in the audience.


Comedy tonight!
Just in case you'd forgotten, this is a comedy show happening tonight!


Nothing that's grim.
No dark or sullen moments, only light-heartedness and fun.


Nothing that's Greek.
No references to ancient Greek culture or themes.


She plays Medea later this week.
The performer will be taking on a serious role later, but not tonight!


Stunning surprises!
There will be unexpected and exciting moments during the show.


Cunning disguises!
Characters may have hidden motives or identities that make their behavior even funnier.


Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Many of the comedic moments may rely on characters who aren't even present on stage.


Pantaloons and tunics!
Costumes that are part of classic comedic traditions.


Courtesans and eunuchs!
Characters who are stereotypes of classic comedic roles.


Funerals and chases!
Situations that are common in comedic performances.


Baritones and basses!
Musical styles that will be present in the performance.


Panderers!
Characters who try to please everyone and end up in funny situations.


Philanderers!
Characters who engage in multiple affairs and end up in humorous scenarios.


Cupidity!
The greed or desire for wealth that can lead to comedic situations.


Timidity!
The fear or nervousness that can lead to humorous moments.


Mistakes!
Characters will make errors, providing comic relief for the audience.


Fakes!
Characters who pretend to be someone or something they're not for comic effect.


Rhymes!
Adding an element of poetry or verse to the performance for a comedic effect.


Crimes!
Characters committing minor or victimless offenses for a comedic effect.


Tumblers!
Acrobatic performers who add a physical element to the performance.


Grumblers!
Characters who always complain and grumble in a humorous way.


Bumblers!
Characters who consistently make mistakes and mess up in a comedic way.


Fumblers!
Characters who are nervous or unsure of themselves, leading to amusing interactions.




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Written by: STEPHEN SONDHEIM

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@ringwing8849

Something interesting is that this is probably the most accurate depiction of the life in Ancient Rome. It was wild, noisy, restless, full of sales, and most importantly colorful

@Jpdt19

Absolutely. It took until HBO's Rome to give an authentic depiction of the ancient world after this from my studies

@jits8767

only thing is that i feel like this opening number includes an enormous amount of white men, i feel like rome was more diverse in ethnicities but idk

@SyrupBuccaneer

@@jits8767 Just a consequence of 1966 filmmaking. The very foundation of Rome's portrayal and the research done in support were fantastic and are still played today globally with many races and ethnicities playing the parts.

@rodrikofharlaw6848

@@jits8767 Youre damn right you dont know Im tired of all this BS about rome being muti ethinic. Complete BS. They were meds or gauls.

@ariandynas

@@rodrikofharlaw6848 ... and conqured North Africa, Iberia, the Middle East and Egypt, with visitors, travellers, tourists and slaves from throughout the ancient world.

Rome was diverse.

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@CarltonGLong

My high school Latin teacher used this movie as a fun way to wrap up our unit on the plays of Plautus. Best 2 days of class that year.

@noahlol4771

bruh same

@LordMaryland

Same

@keycia927

My teacher used the same script. 1982

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