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Zino & Tommy Lyrics

Goofy lean boy with my hair pulled back
I'm a silly and laid-back guy with my hair styled back

Sitting at the bar like an Almanac
I'm sitting at the bar casually like a reference book

Twerking lowkey in my denim slacks
I'm discreetly dancing provocatively in my jeans

Mama payin' for my drinks, what’s wrong with that
My mom is paying for my drinks, is there anything wrong with that?

Hit the floor harder than a fly on the wall
I'm dancing energetically, hitting the dance floor with great force

Dropping low like the last stop on a pub crawl
I'm going down low in my dance moves, like the final destination of a pub crawl

Not sure if I’m dancing on friends or strangers
I've lost track of whether I'm dancing with friends I know or strangers

Lost track of how many times I’ve swapped retainers
I've forgotten how many times I've changed my dental retainers

It’s a private event, an exclusive invite
This party is invite-only, exclusive to a select group

I got in because I’m allergic to sunlight
I was allowed entry due to my claimed allergy to sunlight

You need delicate skin or a specified diet
To attend, you either need sensitive skin or follow a specific diet

If you can drink two percent, don’t even try it
If you can tolerate regular milk, don't even attempt to drink it here

It’s a petty protest, a righteous revolution
This is a small-scale protest, a bold and just movement

For all us kids a step ahead in evolution
For all of us young people who are ahead in our development

If we haven’t done the deed, tonight we will
If we haven't had sexual experience, we'll have it tonight

Hookin' up like dogs at the local landfill
Engaging in casual sexual encounters like dogs at a nearby garbage dump

Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd party
This is a gathering for nerds, emphasizing their identity

Sounds like SpongeBob, dance like Cardi
The atmosphere is reminiscent of SpongeBob, but the dancing style is influenced by Cardi B

Lose your mind, Berzerk, Atari
Let go of your sanity and get wild like the video games Berzerk and Atari

I’m known for my grades, got A’s for days
I'm recognized for my excellent academic performance, consistently earning A's

Who needs Jays when you’ve got Rays
Why bother with expensive shoes when I have my own unique style?

I walk the mile while you’re runnin' and gaggin'
I achieve success steadily without rushing, while others struggle to keep up

I don’t play ball, I play Dungeons & Dragons
I don't participate in sports, I prefer playing the game Dungeons & Dragons

Metal teeth, sleek freak, D.L. Meek, woke speak
I have braces, a unique and stylish appearance, a humble personality, and speak about social awareness

Real geeked, on fleek, plaid chic boutique
I'm genuinely enthusiastic about geek culture, fashionable and trendy in my plaid attire

Got a turtleneck for every single occasion
I have a turtleneck for every possible event or situation

And if you don’t get it yet here’s an equation
If you still don't understand, let me explain it using a mathematical equation

Mc2 is always gonna equal me
The formula E=mc² will always represent who I am

An atomic blast, The Big Bang Theory
I'm as impactful as an atomic explosion, like the starting point of the universe in the Big Bang Theory

Grab my suspenders in lieu of protection
I use my suspenders as a substitute for a form of security or defense

Please follow protocol to prevent ejection
To avoid being kicked out, adhere to the established rules and guidelines

I can solve for any angle, Law of Cosines
I possess the ability to find the solution for any angle using the Law of Cosines

Wanna work it from the front or from behind
Do you want to engage with me in a physical or metaphorical manner?

I’m always top of the class, spittin’ speeches on life
I'm consistently the highest achiever, delivering motivational speeches about life

Valedictorian by day, teacher’s pet by night
During the day, I'm the top student and at night, I'm a favorite of the teachers

Pause the song, throw the dice
Let's take a break from the music and play a game of chance

If you land snake eyes you get to roll twice
If you roll a pair of one's on the dice, you can take another turn

Try to cast a spell, I’ll pull a Magical Parry
If you attempt to use magic, I'll skillfully defend against it

You can take the pain and I’ll take the glory
You can endure the struggles while I enjoy the fame and recognition

Combat mode like a dragon in heat
I'm in a highly aggressive and intense state, similar to a dragon in mating season

You think you’re bad? Check the score sheet
If you believe you're skilled or confident, validate it by comparing yourself to the score sheet

This ain’t a game of chess, you can’t touch the king
This situation isn't like a chess game where you can directly attack the king

Start a spelling bee dual and it’s gonna sting
Participate in a spelling competition against me, and you'll feel the sting of defeat

F-O-L-L-O and W
Follow the letters F-O-L-L-O-W

What do you do when I step in front of you
How do you react when I come in your way or take the spotlight?

B-A-D-D-E-S-T
I'm the absolute best, spelled B-A-D-D-E-S-T

Winning’s the only thing I do for free
I only offer winning as a free service

B-E-D-R double O-M
In my domain, things are cozy and comfortable, just like spelling B-E-D-R-O-O-M

Where I take titles and make friends
I claim victory and establish new connections

B-I-G D-A-T-A
I have an extensive knowledge base, spelled B-I-G D-A-T-A

Your mom knows it’s my username
Even your mom is aware that it's my chosen username

Get it, get it, get it, get it
Understand and grasp the concept or idea

Ok, ok, ok, ok
Alright, alright, alright, alright