0-800 666
Zombina and the Skeletones Lyrics

I woke up in the afternoon
I slept until the afternoon and woke up feeling disoriented

My head was spinning 'round
I felt dizzy and confused

I can't even remember
I have no memory of what happened the night before

How I made it home, right now
I don't know how I managed to get home

The Telephone was screamin'
The phone was loudly ringing

From the corner of the room
The phone was located in the corner of the room

[you got a collect call from a Mr. Satan, Now should we put you through?]
The person on the other end of the line is asking if they should connect a collect call from someone named Mr. Satan

He said, "You may not remember me, I bought you a drink last night. How about we go some place And talk about evil."
Mr. Satan suggests that they go somewhere to have a conversation about evil, even though I can't remember him buying me a drink the night before

No, Please! I don't want to talk about evil! Lets talk about Evil!
I am resisting Mr. Satan's urge to discuss evil by correcting him and telling him we should instead talk about Evil (as a proper noun)

I got a direct line to the devil
I have a way to contact the devil directly

But he calls me all the time
The devil contacts me frequently

It's getting harder just to keep him off the line
I am having trouble avoiding the devil's calls

Dial 0-800 666 Right now!
The urgency and repetition implies that I need to dial this number immediately to deal with my problem

I'm real sorry man But I've got other plans
I apologize but I have other things to do

Atleast I know who to call If I ever want to burn in hell
I am aware that I can contact the devil if I ever want to end up in hell

Even though I told him not to call me back I can't get the Devil To cut me any slack
Despite my attempts to get the devil to stop contacting me, he continues to do so

He calls me when I'm all alone And when I'm with my friends
The devil contacts me regardless of whether I am alone or in the company of others

He keeps on dialing it for me Like he is inside my head
The devil seems to have an almost omnipresent ability to contact me, as if he is in my mind

Woah! Now! Woah! Now! Woah!
These words are used as an exclamation of frustration or anxiety

Now I've change my name and number I got a new address
I have gone to the extreme of changing my name, number, and address to try to avoid the devil's contact

But nothing seems to matter To that demonic pest
Despite my efforts to avoid him, the devil continues to contact me

One time I swear to god I saw him sitting on my couch
I had a moment where I thought I saw the devil in my presence, but it may have been a hallucination or paranoia

Some how I know that That's his car that's always Parked outside my house
I have a belief that the devil is somehow tracking me and watching my movements through his car parked outside my home

I've gotta to get away
I need to find a way to escape from the devil's grip

got to get away
This phrase serves as a repetition of my desire to escape

I Gotta get away
This line reinforces my sense of urgency to separate myself from the devil

I've got to get way
This is a repeated phrase with a slight variation in spelling that emphasizes continued desperation

I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I got a!
These phrases represent a continued repetition of my need to get away as well as a sense of excitement or realization

Right now! Woah! Right Now! Woah! Right now! Woah!
The repetition of urgency escalates to an almost frantic plea for help

Dial 0-800 666 Right now!
This final command is intended as a last resort to escape the devil's grip