Save A Horse
big rich Lyrics

Well, I walk into the room
I confidently enter the room

Passing out hundred dollar bills
I distribute large sums of money to people

And it kills, and it thrills, like the horns on my Silverado grill
People are excited and entertained by my presence just like they would be by a car with horns on its grill

And I buy the bar a double round of Crown
I purchase liquor for the entire bar

And everybody's gettin' down
Everyone is enjoying themselves

And this town, ain't never gonna be the same
The town has been changed permanently by my presence

Well, I don't give a dang about nothing
I don't care about anything

I'm singing and bling blinging
I'm singing and showing off my jewelry

While the girls are drinking
The women are consuming alcohol

Long necks down
They are drinking beer from long-necked bottles

And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
I wouldn't give up my horse named Leroy

Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
I prefer my Chevy over a luxury SUV

Or your freak parade
Your strange and extravagant lifestyle

I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
I'm the last cowboy in this town

Well, I'm a thoroughbred
I consider myself to be a high-quality individual

That's what she said
That's what the woman I was with said about me

In the back of my truck bed
We were in the back of my truck

As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
As I was getting drunk on beer

Out on some back country road
We were out in the country somewhere

We where flying high, fine as wine
We were having a great time

Having ourselves a Big and Rich time
We were having a good time, like the band Big and Rich

And I was going just about as far as she'd let me go
I was pushing the woman's limits with what we were doing

But her evaluation
But her opinion

Of my cowboy reputation
Of how I'm perceived as a cowboy

Had me begging for salvation
It made me feel like I needed forgiveness

All night long
For the whole night

So I took her out giggin' frogs
I brought her frog hunting

Introduced her to my ol' bird dog
I showed her my old hunting dog

And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
I sang her all the Willie Nelson songs I knew

And we made love
We had sex

What? What?
I'm excited and want to know what's going on

Save a horse ride a cowboy
Riding a cowboy is more fun than riding a horse

Everybody says
Everyone agrees

Save a horse ride a cowboy
Riding a cowboy is more enjoyable than riding a horse