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c. arango Lyrics

I've been on the run for many years
I have been running away for years

I don't really have anything but my beers
I have nothing with me, except my beers

Cuz I'm running
Because I am running

From the Idaho potatoes
I am running away from the Idaho potatoes

They're coming to eat my toes
They are coming to eat my toes

Specifically my toes
They are targeting my toes

Nothing really speaks to them more than toes
They are particularly fond of toes

They're the only foes
The potatoes are my only enemies

Of the Potato Cannibals
The potatoes are cannibals

All they eat are P-tatoes
They only eat potatoes

And human toes cuz they kinda look like potato sprouts
They are also eating human toes, as they resemble potato sprouts

Potato sprouts (Nothing's stopping me)
Even potato sprouts cannot stop me from running away

I can't keep running like this (I can't keep running)
I cannot keep running for so long

I'm out of shape and tipsy from
I am out of shape and drunk from

All of my beer
All the beer I have consumed

That's made from corn and wheat
The beer is made from corn and wheat

Not potatoes (Potatoes)
It is not made from potatoes

Oh fuck
Oh no

They're on my fee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet (Fee-ee-ee-ee-eet)
The potatoes are on my feet

I can't even run anymore
I cannot run anymore

They're like quicksand
They are like quicksand

On my toes (On my toes)
They are on my toes

I feel their juices and inside of my shoes (Feel their juices)
I can feel their juices inside my shoes

In between my toes are potatoes
There are potatoes between my toes

They are
They are

Gnawing on my toes
They are biting my toes

That doesn't mean they're not my only foes
Just because they are attacking me, it doesn't mean they are not my only enemies

Nothing's gonna stop me from
Nothing can stop me from

Feeling relief
Feeling relieved

Feeling your wheat
Feeling the wheat

On my feet
On my feet

Foot relief
Relief for my feet

Gotta get that Prilosec
I need to get Prilosec

You know how much ribs I eat?
Do you know how many ribs I eat?

A lot
Many

Yeah
Yes

You must really like barbecue sauce
You must really love barbecue sauce

No
No

Do you eat 'em plain?
Do you eat them plain?

No
No

I cover them with
I cover them with

Mashed potatoes that I killed
Mashed potatoes that I killed

That were eatin' my toes
That were eating my toes

Mashed potatoes I killed and died
Mashed potatoes that are now dead because of me

One foot was free
One foot was free

So I stepped on them with one foot
So I stepped on them with one foot

I own I have on my right foot
I only have a right boot on my right foot

It's not my problem that I could only afford a right boot
It's not my fault that I could only afford one boot

I am kinda poor and I fell in a trash chute
I am poor and I fell into a trash chute

Now I kinda smell like rotten eggs
Now I have a bad odor, like rotten eggs

But I was in there (I was in there)
But I was inside the trash chute

I found a tube
I found a tube

It had a hole (It had a hole)
It had a hole

And it was planning peek-a-boo with my toes
It was playing peek-a-boo with my toes

That's the potatoes (Pikachu)
This is because of the potatoes

Peek-a-boo
Peek-a-boo