dcallen isn't so much a commercial electronica artist as much as he is a co… Read Full Bio ↴dcallen isn't so much a commercial electronica artist as much as he is a composer, who merely uses electronics as a medium. His music would sound good no matter what instruments it was played on...a fusion of classical and electronica, glossed over with brilliantly programmed beats and effects. --thelittlecheez; Posted: 29 Jul 2004

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@Brandon34300

49w↑270

“No… you’d be dead…”

“Would I?!?”

“Yup.”

Love how casually and sincerely Joe shuts him down 😂

I could almost accept Bryan talking like this if he made a point of it being specifically about the kids who bullied him, but as soon as he started acting like he could take Shaub, just because he’d “get mad” it was clear he was full of sh*t 😂 Brendan was actually quite funny here. Good for him.

All comments from YouTube:

@seanreid4687

4y↑43.5K

"You know what I would do if someone bullied me now?" Gets bullied for the next 3 minutes

@kamilkhalil5637

4y↑284

sean reid why isn’t this the top liked comment

@freeone1545

4y↑79

Why is this in my recommend lol but also top commit for sure

@crashheap8208

4y↑16

Well put

@devitomichael

4y↑6

Ha ha epic!

@thcbdude

4y↑17

Isn't that Brian's thing?...

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@electromancer2645

2y↑6.2K

The fact that he's sitting next to two legitimate fighters who could destroy the average person and still talking like that proves everything that Joe and Brenden says.

@ariagrumpy8254

2y↑174

Yeah. Joe has multiple black belts and multiple championships 😂. He could LITERALLY fold the guy

@electromancer2645

2y↑373

@@ariagrumpy8254 not to mention Brendan was a literal top 10 MMA heavyweight and a contender for the championship at one point. He could fold three Bryans

@MrNoNameForYou

2y↑64

Kinda. Fighters can't stop someone who wants to kill them though. Life isn't fair. Not everything is a fight.

@electromancer2645

2y↑165

@@MrNoNameForYouAll that aside...The fact that this dude has been bullied many times, including right to his face in this video, and has never killed anyone proves he's full of s***

@MrNoNameForYou

2y↑8

@@electromancer2645 For sure.

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@jerkov420

2y↑3.6K

I love how Joe could unload truth right in your face, crush your ego, but still have his arms around you cos he truly has your best interests at heart

@crupt1023

Joe is a fucking fake.

@AlbertoGonzalez-qq2iw

2y↑1

Frss and if you fuck with him, he'll fuck you up🤣

@kcameron819

2y↑20

Well said

@karnazacss

2y↑45

@JoKro projecting much about something? Can you not say anything good about a man without thinking of the closet?

@blockraven22

2y↑43

You’d want him to unload some truth on your face

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@baller84milw

2y↑1.1K

1:36 Funniest thing Schaub ever said, hands down 😭😭

@Runnit12

2y↑28

😂😂😂

@omichaelnato5388

1y↑26

HAHAHAHA I agree dude

@H.K.5

1y↑138

He could actually do that to Bryan if he wanted to.

@someguywhocantfight1124

1y↑267

“For no reason”

@atch300

1y↑95

@@someguywhocantfight1124”Because that’s the nice guy I am”

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@justanotheronewithwifi

2y↑1.8K

That guy is LUCKY he has a friend like Joe who will actually keep him straight. Not too many people have those sorta friends.

@kdawgdawgk3418

2y↑34

Friends won’t call you out on a popular podcast but instead try straighten you after

@Blueblanket134

2y↑16

You know that all three of them are joking in this clip right?

@neurohack9038

2y↑9

He’s such a good friend that he won’t let him back on the podcast.

@nirvanic3610

2y↑2

@@kdawgdawgk3418 yep talk to you in private.

@nirvanic3610

2y↑2

@@Blueblanket134 no

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@matthewobrien8456

2y↑601

Who tf just took that bong rip in the middle of an argument😂

@tombystander

2y↑16

Redban

@jasonnn2284

2y↑15

lol just now hearing it with headphones on

@zechariahcifuentes7002

1y↑35

Like when the conversation is so good you just wanna spectate stone like 👀💨

@ForsakenEJinator

1y↑1

A dumbass that’s who. I love weed more than most ppl but those who try to flex smoking bud are beyond goofy and annoying

@curbstompcunt5195

1y↑29

2:19 funniest shit 🤣

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@kyjortin

4y↑14.4K

Brendan just threatening him in the gayest way possible makes the whole thing.

@TuniBelghith

4y↑488

Its cause hes gay.

@tiopira5

4y↑66

@somekindofmonster7 can still stab his neck and scratch his eyes out

@mikeeaston4431

4y↑19

It's so funny🤣

@tiopira5

4y↑10

@somekindofmonster7 can still bite tho

@tiopira5

4y↑6

@somekindofmonster7 you're probably right because idk shit about it i only know boxing

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@timls3349

2y↑1.1K

It’s weird watching an adult talk that way, but then again he’s a celebrity and they live in a different world where petulant behavior isn’t punished.

@Lambbeats

2y↑21

Like the will smith issue

@egglesseggsalad8703

2y↑97

Nah man, it's not about being a celebrity, some dudes just walk around like that. It's embarrassing to watch honestly, just seeing people so full of themselves acting like tough guys from an 80s action flick. Thankfully he's chill now though.

@oom5768

2y↑5

there's just guys like that you dont even need to be a celebrity. Some guys are just wannabe thugs and as Joe said its because too many people let them get away with the attitude

@hangoutwithme346

I made the mistake of dating someone like that. Exhausting and toxic. I bet Bryan is a compulsive liar too. Always needs to prove himself bc he is so insecure. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Confident ppl don’t say shit like this. ‘Id murder you bro!’ STFU

@x-rayvision3802

2y↑13

Talk to any normal guy in New Jersey. Or any black guy lol

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@infinitypoker6383

2y↑459

“I met Brian in 94 he was surrounded by idiots”

Hahahah I died

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns

1y↑743

I'm a lifelong victim of bullying and this is so cringe because it reminds me of how I was at one point. It's tough being a loser but being in denial just makes it so much worse.

@ULHgP21

50w↑94

Lifelong victim of bullying 💀

@Chadius_Thundercock

49w↑47

My man I’m glad you’re not getting bullied anymore but if you’re a “lifelong victim of bullying” you can’t be calling anybody a loser unless you’re like 15 years old

@crazycontraptions1249

46w↑5

Start some kind of fighting sport man 💪 :)

@mr.uncleg5307

45w↑4

@@Chadius_Thundercock what was wrong with him using that word?

@tylerlackey1175

43w↑15

@@mr.uncleg5307 I think the idea is that you can only get picked on for so long before it starts being on you for not finding a way around it. "Life long" implies the dude is in his 20s or 30s and is STILL being picked on and probably not doing to make it stop

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@RagingCookie127

2y↑421

"You can try" he says to a former UFC heavyweight. He has such little man energy.

@CesarRamirez-uy4bc

1y↑30

Why can no one understand that bryan was joking??? Listen to vintage ten minute podcast (10x funnier than any podcast out rn), and you'll realize it was a fucking joke.

@motionm5677

1y↑20

They were both railing against him so rather than being a bitch and taking it he gave it back somewhat. He said he would kill a bully, never said with bare hands.

@Hades.666

@@CesarRamirez-uy4bc bruh you sound butthurt as hell rn. And it wasn't a joke, he only said that to cope with the fact they made him look like a clown. If it was a joke why didn't he say that right then in there? It's just his way of coping. The fact you say the vintage 10 min podcast is 10x funnier than the joe rogan podcast is laughable.

@lionheart4299

@@CesarRamirez-uy4bc just really dumb people, it’s amazing all these idiots refuse to see it’s comedy and not real.

@krisschlegel4605

1y↑8

Honestly they were right to try and bring him down to reality but they didn't have to straight up degrade him like that. It's hard to react sincerely when you're getting absolutely lit up like that.

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@lloydwilliams9273

29w↑46

Joe: “you’d be dead”
Bryan: 👁️👄👁️”would I?” 😂😂

@lb2696

14w↑2

“Yup”

@luke_afk

4y↑3.3K

bro the background noise ahahhaha i love it

@jaydengoudy7453

4y↑220

The soothing sound of a bong rip

@Blankp1anet

4y↑81

Yeah I've watched t his before and I didn't realize it's recorded over some dude punching a cone hahahaha wtf

@youtubeguru6043

4y↑43

Takes massive bong rip

@Dean_AZN

4y↑28

Didn’t even notice till you pointed it out but it makes it way funnier

@OTee1998

4y↑13

Just tearing into a bonger

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@jrp6313

2y↑205

"If you are surrounded by idiots.... They will ruin you"
Truer words have never been spoken

@Leon-zu1wp

47w

He says as he hangs around with Callen and Schaub. Lmao

@zacharygreene1979

20w

@@Leon-zu1wp😂

@Slappist_mma

1y↑214

Brendan Schaub being real and telling Bryan how it is actually showed how funny he CAN be. “I hate when he talks like that” and the “I can pin you.” comments were pure gold! Wish he’d just be himself more instead of trying to be a comedian, just talk and it’ll be half decent compared to his usual attempts

@Space_Ghost_Hunter

46w↑19

Being kind of funny in conversation with your buddies and being a comedian are completely different. Plus this was a few years ago, the CTE has totally turned the guy's brain to glue.

@Josh-zr3jy

38w

and that dude was simply saying if you disrespect me to that point you aint gonna pin this fucking bullet between your eyes.

@A_Random_Rat

31w↑3

“Just because it’s a nice Saturday”

@dexgrease5820

29w

You’re an idiot if you think someone can do that to another man without that man wanting to get revenge.

Brian’s right. If a trained fighter pinned me to the ground and put his dick in my mouth, I’d be waiting at his house at 5am in the bushes waiting for him to come out the door.

You people are stupid sheep.

@filmgeekstudios4393

26w↑2

It's so odd to watch, he's a completely different dude now. I really think he has legitimate brain damage.

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@admiralcreg4705

1y↑394

joe is a really good friend. everyone needs a joe in their life

@Space_Ghost_Hunter

46w↑9

I just cringed so hard

@roberttauzer7042

40w↑1

@@Space_Ghost_Hunter Hes right tho. You may like JR or not, but he's the type of guy you wish your kids befriend. Hard working, realist, has fun but never goes too far.

@Space_Ghost_Hunter

40w↑4

@@roberttauzer7042 Why would I want my kids befriending a 50 yo man?

@EazzyBeezie

39w

Facts

@justbleedprod.9414

39w↑1

@@Space_Ghost_Hunterwhy you cringing mr ghost hunter?😮

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@TheeHandle

2y↑220

I hope that guy realizes how lucky he is to have friends like that. Good people!!

@y0shiG0D

2y↑2

Really just REAL ppl lol

@Peter-zg3em

2y↑2

i don't know if he realizes that this rhetoric alone would be enough to get him beat fairly mercilessly in a lot of parts of the world😂😂

@snowfrosty1

@@Peter-zg3em he doesn’t get it

@sabbracadabra8367

@@Peter-zg3em You say that but he would just shoot you. You people are retarded animals.

@Chadius_Thundercock

49w↑1

Good people calling him out on a podcast with millions of people watching….

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@FourWorlds1

1y↑43

I've had too many guys in my life that talk like this, and it's genuinely the most painful, embarrassing way for an adult to behave.

@Simonellistitches

3y↑8.9K

“Im not buying that….remotely.”
“I hate it when he talks like that.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@julianramos2686

3y↑24

😂

@kobelamka1546

3y↑14

😂🤣

@justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080

3y↑6

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

@thenewthought86

2y↑249

The subtle "I hate when he talks like that" literally had me in tears on the floor laughing

@basedjj93

Lmfao 🤣

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@majestic5727

2y↑289

I have literally never met a single Brian in my life that wasn't a complete loser. This guy is arguably very successful yet still cannot escape the cursed title of Brian. Something about that name just doesn't command even the smallest sliver of respect.

@jackclay9145

2y↑33

i went to school with a mexican dude named brian, he seemed cool he had a chill family and he had decent grades and he was on the wrestling team and i thought he seemed pretty cool. until he dated this weird girl and word got out that he was a cross dresser and a masochist and then i never saw him the same 😂 imagine picking a fight with a dude in a skirt and he just hip throws you throughs a table

@majestic5727

2y↑20

@@jackclay9145 Literally this lmao. I knew a Brian in high school, he got expelled for doing multiple creepy things at school and stalking girls on facebook lmao

@robb4951

The most badass brian I knew was a mormon missionary lol. You know what else starts with a b? Bitch

@MrMamooshka

2y↑12

Bryan from Tekken would probably feed these words to you.

@nirvanic3610

Idk man, most Brendans are fags like this one
https://youtu.be/MlmdHYWxsBw

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@twotonecloudboxing1471

1y↑27

“Speak softly and carry a big stick and you will go far”- Teddy Rovesvelt. Some of the best advice I’ve heard and it is still true to this day

@harnamchana114

a big stick? a gun?

@twotonecloudboxing1471

1y↑7

@@harnamchana114 it can be but it relates more to being prepared for war, and not using your mouth as much as you use your head as in don’t bluff your way through life

@twotonecloudboxing1471

1y↑8

The analogy of the big stick can be your ability, talent, a gun, ability to fight, leverage, and etc. It’s basically saying don’t reveal all your poker cards without a plan and don’t do it at all if you aren’t able to 1) back it up & 2) use it to help you.

@twotonecloudboxing1471

1y↑1

@@harnamchana114 it’s use in here is because Bryan does the exact opposite and he does it all the time which is why Joe and the other guest get mad at him and press the issue, because they are aware of his bluff and his unwillingness and or inability to follow it through.

@harnamchana114

1y↑1

@@twotonecloudboxing1471 ah ok thanks for clarification

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@andrewlove9264

21w↑5

Is someone ripping a bong in the background?

@arthurcallahan4735

2y↑38

The absolute first thing you should do to a 'bully' is ignore it/use humor to deter it. Then try to make them feel embarrassed/ashamed, and if they get physical and are that dumb then you'll be forced to rock them into shape.
Discipline.

@a.s.219

1y↑13

Not all bullies simply use words, nor are many victims capable of physical response. A much smaller, weaker, or even younger person (i.e.; the most common bullying targets) can't always use words to defuse physical violence, let alone ignore it. Additionally, a common scenario is one that involves more than one bully - each who physically and socially limit any effective action by the victim by way of blackmail, threats, or gaslighting.

Even worse, sometimes it's serious sexual abuse. You aren't going to deter a rapist or sexual harasser with smart remarks or reticence.

Also, why the apostrophes around "bully"? A bully is not so inconceivable a characteristic or trait to the point that the descriptor is meaningless or intangible.

@ninjadude125

50w↑8

That bong rip over the argument sent me 😂

@Ninjablade88

3y↑6K

"You talked to too many guys that let you say shit like that." Joe hits the nail on the head in his first sentence of response.

@xv02greedo37

3y↑15

If Somebody Punks On You , You gon jss Let them Bully You Alrr then😂🤣🤣

@humzachudhary2056

3y↑39

You guys should realize that this is pretty much a skit

@DannySullivanMusic

2y↑1

lol man this comment rules

@samwoods3430

2y↑2

That's HIGH LEVEL disrespect by dismission 🤣

@samwoods3430

2y↑4

@@YearsOVDecay1 dismiss+submission= dismission 😁 you gotta relax my boy. You might not know but, it's ok to laugh.

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@kanetheunsettled3994

2y↑20

It's amazing how it went from them threatening a fight to them talking crap about his friends and he's so nonchalant about jt like he knew he fucked up and decided to slide back in

@cyberhype5495

21w↑4

Joe immediately:

"Not buyin that" 😂😂😂

@AJ-bg6ko

1y↑6

“i’m not buying that, not even remotely” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@eddietruszkowski7232

2y↑146

I feel bad for Bryan. We all have had moments in our life when we were like this. Cmon let’s not let this be Bryan’s legacy.

@Nostalgia_Addict

2y↑13

Everyone's just having fun. Calm down, man.

@scrubhooper9251

Agree

@PlasticPellets

@@Nostalgia_Addict anus

@oliverkarlsson1653

2y↑44

Yeah but it's usually around 14 and not 40.

@oaktwain

2y↑34

@@Nostalgia_Addict I don’t think Bryan was playing. He tried to act tough and they called bullshit

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@karnpandharipande

33w↑3

The "would I" always gets me 🤣

@frequentsee3815

3y↑5.6K

I like how they just carry on having a conversation like divorced parents trying to figure out ways to fix him like he's a child

@BHARAT-vm6vq

2y↑9

😂

@chprod4303

2y↑81

He kinda is a child

@senorjirafa

2y↑31

That's essentially what is happening

@briananderson1246

2y↑1

@@chprod4303 absoultly

@ihiaolookihiatoo1640

Whats the episode wana see thefull podcast

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@dnooup9807

2y↑4

I love how they look at each other and Joe says “Im not buying that even remotely” as young Jamie cackles in the background

@bizzle187

2y↑5

"You can't ruin my life" - the number of bad people/situations/decisions I've avoided after hearing Joe say this is astronomical

@pinball2k6

1y↑37

We know a guy who genuinely believed he was invincible. I dont mean that as in a hard case, I mean invincible. Just started telling us over a game of poker about it and we just asked him casually if we grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stuck it in his heart, that he wouldnt die? Straight faced, no sense of sarcasm or a joke he just replied "yes I truly believe that it wouldn't do anything". At this point it just became one of our favourite stories. He was an absolute outsider of the group. Just friend of a friend of a friend making up numbers at poker. Some people are fucked up delusional

@ItsJoeBiden69

42w

Dang dude.

@zaynes5094

31w↑2

@@ItsJoeBiden69 I'm like that too though. I do it on purpose though. I do it just to see how some people react. I gotta chill out with that though because I'm going into law enforcement and I really want to keep my emotions and work on my anger issues, stay focused on my mind and my goals and life. That's the best way to do it. And maybe someday I'll wind up finding that someone who is my soulmate, but I don't think I have found her yet.

@Hahaha-ew5xn

29w↑1

Sounds like he trolled a bunch of morons to me lol

@UniverseShinobi

28w

Yo@@zaynes5094 You'll find her man, just keep looking.

@Francesco-cj3oi

2y↑12

Everyone needs a friend like Joe

@wiskyr6510

50w↑2

1:45 that "would I" was so sincere like this was actually a learning moment

@jordanlocke2018

12w

“Yep”

@hendryjnunez2601

4y↑5.8K

Rogan - “You’d be dead.”

Tough guy - “would I?”

💀

@Bobin10101

4y↑78

MrTruboy i don’t know about that

@Chopper51138

4y↑47

MrTruboy he lowkey ,is they talk mad shit and bully guys they know are weaker than them. Either due to size or training (both in Brendan’s case) but neither would say that to someone similar or above them. Ex: Brendan got punked hard by Nate Diaz despite being like 60 pounds heavier and also being a fighter.

@RasnakJS

4y↑37

@@Chopper51138 dude you dumb af 😂

@Raidenski

4y↑52

"Would I?"
He's so genuinely honest in his reaction!😂😂😂😂

@Adonisbloodyamore

4y↑1

aAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHDSAGESEI4OTEGUCSERDUERFUHIDFJ

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@kaydencoster763

come back to this every once in a while . The way joe n brendan instantly shuts it down is brilliant 😭

@donclark8851

1y↑7

He looks tough. I wouldn't mess with him. Imagine all 95lbs coming at you.

@JonTostanoski

45w

Underrated comment right here.

@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910

I lost it at whatever tf is going on in the background! The bong rip! 😂😂😂

@MaingainingIsAPsyOp

1y↑4

Glad I learned this at 18-19, if I was in my 50's talking like this that would suck lol

@XAUUSDemon.5ever

46w↑4

“Im not buying that even remotely” Lmaoo joe is the man

@jesusxanderus

1y↑2

bro is smoking a bowl in the back😂true king

@Number99IsTheBest

I’ve watched this video annually since it came out and still to this day this is the funniest most honest title I’ve ever seen 😂

@CowboysCreed

30w↑1

“Why are you talking to me like this?” 🤣🤣🤣

@Dominiricanation

2y↑9

It broke my heart when Schaub said Bryan was acting tough while they were watching horror movie and he goes “why are you talking to me like this?”

@67LOCsiNYC

47w↑4

"I'm not buying that"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@iogdcutc

8y↑1K

"I FUCKIN WISH A DEMON WOULD GRAB ME" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@sp16199

8y↑4

+Curtis Brumpton Iwish a demon would grab him & beat the shit outa him also,

@paulplaysgames6740

+ScottM8 lol

@shortdaddytallz7564

8y↑10

+Curtis Brumpton Fucking lost it when he said that

@papermate19

That is my all-time favorite part on the Joe Roger podcast hahaha

@gregkis

You're gay

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@Shootahfied

1y↑11

Them immediately shutting him down took me out lmfaoo

@chrisa8863

Yeah "I'm not buying that reMOTEly" lmao

@Tehownilator

45w

I’m so glad someone out this together. Thanks man!

Callen is a genius.

@Jakeoneee

2y↑2

That ”would i?” moment is priceless😆

@chandlerwilkens8312

42w↑8

I love that they almost start to treat him like a child by just ignoring the toxic filth coming out of his mouth 😂

@MyWalkAround

And they start talking about him like he's not even in the room. Its like a passive form of bullying and he just sits there 😂😂

@mikefisher4984

31w↑1

Greatest part about this is buddy recording the clip just ripping a bong bowl 🤣🤣

@n0ts0supern0va8

4y↑4.1K

This isn’t even a podcast. Now it’s just a straight up intervention

@zackdelarosa14

4y↑12

It is a 60 year old man still petrified by his bullies never once did he feel like standing up for himself or he surely would've by then. Joe is trying to stop exactly that so he's messing with him purposely but still friendly

@AD-wg8ik

4y↑4

@@zackdelarosa14 You're confusing stories. Callen isn't 60. Joe was talking about a whole other person

@riche1601

@@AD-wg8ik he’s not talking about callen lol reread his comment he’s saying he’s trynna prevent that 60 yr old mans story from happening TO Callen

@5trezip23

2y↑3

This is awesome. You don't see a lot of people keeping it real with their friends like this.

@Josh-zr3jy

38w

but they werent keeping it real. What was real was that dude basically saying i dont give a fuck who or how tough you are., if you bully me you aint gonna do karate on this fucking bullet. Thats all i got from it. Then the fighters egos started to flare because they didnt like being told that they aint gonna push him around.

@frozenrats

12w↑1

@@Josh-zr3jybro he literally said he would kill someone if they bullied him😂 he wouldnt even throw a fist if someone tapped him on the chin. Look at his physique and posture bro😂 all talk no action

@MrCmon113

20w↑4

Joe is more concerned with Bryan being a wannabe tough guy than he is with Graham Hancock believing in Atlantis.

@crazy82991

There is more evidence for Atlantis being real than evidence for Brian being a tough guy.

@m-train2334

2y↑15

In one fell swoop the “tough guy” shows: he is still emotionally damaged by childhood bullying; he has an incredibly juvenile lack of judgment in choosing his social circle; and he is willing to be talked about in the third person as if his beta presence wasn’t worthy enough to be addressed directly.

@bryangreene2261

1y↑1

The bong hit in the background is awesome!

@kevinfry3642

4y↑11.3K

Joe and Brendan’s initial response were some of the funniest lines I’ve heard them each deliver podcast or standup.

“Not buying that even remotely”

“I hate when he talks like that”

@chrislopez2325

4y↑331

LOL. their faces killed me

@n00boob89

4y↑632

They looked at each other like “ this dude” LMAO

@GirthGod

4y↑225

Jesus, literally exactly what I was thinking lol. The timing, the look they give each other, the seat adjustment.

@George-jk6hb

4y↑289

They’ve clearly had this discussion behind his back several times 😂

@austinbutler1291

4y↑68

The best of friends will talk to each other like that

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@nicholasofficial9977

38w↑2

“I’m not buying that even remotely” “I hate when he talks like that” 😂😂😂

@circlingthefringes

1y↑10

I have some people around me who live in a pure world of fantasy. So weird hearing them talk tough about how they would handle people. When a situation occurs they probably run or lay on their backs.

@properreports

2y↑3

This reminds me of when I tell people about when I got carjacked at gun point and how I submitted and handed everything over and people respond with “Oh hell no I would have swung and whooped ass” 🤦‍♂️

@d.v.c8864

1y↑1

Dude smoking a bong while clipping is funny as shit

@YearsOVDecay1

20w↑1

I never get tired of hearing this

@Guiltyconscience83

3y↑4.3K

Bryan callen is the guy who always has a story about how he almost kicked some dudes ass.

@ScreentimeNOR

3y↑30

I like his "shitting out the car door at a 100mph on a DC highway" much better

@kirksfitness4838

3y↑4

Nana this is what he would say, you see I was in the hospital one day. Someone threatened me over the tannoy. I beat everyone up in the hospital, doctors nurses, receptionists other patients just to find you.

Imagine this guy saying something to someone who ain't as nice as these guys he'll just get laid out lol

@alecpowers3453

3y↑15

I knew a guy who always had a story about i almost fucked this cindy or i fucked miranda but that never happen everyday he had a story like that

@anthonyandrade512

😭😭

@Guiltyconscience83

@32 Nat lol, what? He wasn't saying it as a joke

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@jason2089

1y↑2

Callen trained with Master Po, he's legit.

@christianmichaud4037

I’ve watched this 5 times this week. It’s fucking cracks me up how nonchalantly Joe says “I’m not buying that”

@Mandrahale

1y↑2

“I was bullied for a year, you know what I did? I did their laundry and wore clear heels while doing it.
That’s what!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Brandon34300

49w↑270

@justadummy8076

48w↑11

The “would I?” from Bryan hit like a moment of clarity

@Llama_charmer

38w↑2

"Nah bro you dont get it i just see red bro and i black out and start swinging"

@Josh-zr3jy

38w

yep because you aint gonna put this bullet in a headlock is what he's saying.

@DovahFett

38w↑1

@@Josh-zr3jy Well congratulations, you're a grown man who's just shot someone who bullied you and now you're spending the rest of life in prison. What a big man you've shown yourself to be. We're all very impressed.

@Breaker2005

37w↑1

No amount of MMA would save you from a bullet. The "bang bang bang" he did, tells you he wasn't talking about beating anyone up. He was talking about legit shooting them.

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@Bluntsurgeonbobby

42w

What episode is this i cannot find it on Spotify

@luisanaya9327

7y↑6.6K

they talk about him like hes not there ahahahahaahaha

@wickedliquid1177

6y↑412

luis anaya ..they are just being honest to his face..that's how men shoyld always act

@AMM1998

6y↑138

luis anaya that's because you're a little bitch that talks behind other's backs so you get so accustomed to it, when you see men actually taking face to face, you think it's abnormal.

@garrettcrabtree3401

6y↑127

Did you even read his comment lol he said nothing about them talking behind his back just excluding him from a conversation that’s about him

@welhynole4082

6y↑14

Tavares Taylor you saying Rogan doesn’t talk behind his friends back? Haha he does it like every day

@liamjohnstone1062

6y↑12

Aardvark 52 its not behind someones back if its being broadcast.. you'd need to be a special kind of stupid to think talking on a podcast about someone wont reach them, especially one as popular as Rogans

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@kirbyaugustine761

23w↑1

Bryan was bullied but doesn’t have a healthy respect for violence shows he’s still young in his journey.

@michaelcipriano5803

Hilarious !! One of the best interactions on the Rogan experience. 👏

@NickMullet

2y↑2

“not buyin that even remotely”

@mxb9934

2y↑7

the way he tried to intimidate ex mma star brendan schaub as if he wouldn’t get his neck snapped

@anthonycottone2723

1y↑1

Someone hitting the bong in the background 😂😂

@bluefieldspaintersplus9210

4y↑5.1K

It’s like Bryan is constantly auditioning for the cool kids club.

@getrich9828

4y↑63

That's his schtick

@golden-sun

4y↑46

It's like he's constantly playing a character and doing comedy, because.. He's a comedian

@golden-sun

4y↑14

Ape brain Joe Rogan fans

@AdamJMGamesDev

4y↑29

@@golden-sun It's a sad character, but honestly listening to him enough and hearing what Joe has said about him when they first met/early days. You can tell he has always been like this. He's like a child trying to be cool to older kids and it is pathetic. Grown man, being bullied. Pathetic lmao

@lasanod123

😂😂😂😂😂right

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@hearse6512

28w

🤣🤣 they both de-esculated this perfectly, the real men in the room

@BarcaPatrick9

2y↑1

1:45

Joe: "You'd be dead."

Bryan: 👁👄👁

@Thetruth3434

2y↑1

“I’m not buying that even remotely” 😂

@tessw9744

1y↑1

"You hang around too many people who let you talk like that.... without mocking you "
FRIGGIN EPIC! 😂😂🤣🤣😅

@bobbyquade6705

What episode is this? I know its a fight companion, but what one?

@niccolovoltolini6084

fight companion 20 jun 2015

@TheB00tyWarrior

4y↑5K

Unironically, bryan is a parody of people like Brendan and Joe

@JensenParkour

4y↑314

Bryan’s a lot smarter than everyone gives credit for

@Jop278

4y↑45

Dane Cook called out every guy named Brian like 10 years ago. Fuck he was right. He said something along the lines of we all have the one annoying friend named Brian

@dustinwestphal803

4y↑159

@@Jop278 if you think Bryan is annoying and Brendan is not, you know s'little about comedy

@TADSS123

4y↑11

Ron Cadillac He’s s’full of dents

@Zeckeonee

4y↑6

@@dustinwestphal803 yeah, but that conversation had nothing to do with comedy..

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@0riginofdarkness

26w

The man hitting the pipe in the background for almost the whole video is killing me 😂 dude mute your mike i felt like in a post game lobby 😂

@maxamalicious

21w↑1

Tony Hinchcliffe just chillin’ in the background

@nutty_sweatsack9238

...Is the backround noise for this video... you hitting a bong?

@erictheviking844

1y↑3

0:25 him blinking erratically shows he is lying to cover up his insecurity, and the repetitive head nodding up and down suggests he is really trying to convince you of his lie.

@thebigcheese027

21w↑1

“I’m not buying that….remotely” 💀💀💀

@student7259

4y↑2.5K

“You know what I would do if someone killed me?”

@rodgeers7347

4y↑24

Laugh? Kuz that shit killed me and I'm laughing

@Zzucia

4y↑4

LMAOOOOO!!!

@soyuzdavillan721

4y↑3

In full serious tone too

@giggiesurge

3y↑3

Lmao best comment

@Baldii99

3y↑2

😂😂

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@aldobautista4185

2y↑1

“I’m not buying this”

“I hate when he talks like that.”

Had me fucking wheezing. It’s almost like they had talked about this before

@all-hands

The sound of the bong rip and long exhale in the background really made this

@Anonymous-cw6oj

2y↑1

The personified version of "When I get mad, I see red"

@raptorracer350mo

2y↑6

Crazy how at one point Brendan could almost speak a full sentence

@Gage710

2y↑2

What ep number is this show?

@uayrb

did you find out?

@Gage710

@@uayrb no:(

@uayrb

@@Gage710 a lot of episodes have been deleted so I’m assuming this was one of them :(

@Gage710

@@uayrb I think so I saw on another yt shirt that is was 468 but it’s not

@7evYT

3y↑4.5K

I can imagine Bryan Callen watching this video every night while he's in bed talking to himself like:
"Fuck these guys. They don't know who they are messing with. One more time, I'm telling you. If they speak to me like this one more time, I'm going to make them regret it. They'll see."

@88Sith88

3y↑139

Underrated af, that's definitely what Bryan does every night lmao

@DrRisto__TWITCH

3y↑56

Best fucking comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DannySullivanMusic

2y↑24

lol pro comment

@TROYJDONAHUE

2y↑5

There like best friends

@BobbyRoads

2y↑3

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@zumlz8642

that look from joe at the end when his buddy is just laughing killed me haha

@Smitty.Bacall

49w↑6

Callen is a troll god he knew these fighters would get their ego all hurt if he acts like he's on their level. 😂😂😂

@B4KER20

2y↑1

What episode is this?

@tonysamosa1717

The impromptu camera work to show both Rogan and schaub’s reactions is why Jamie is a great producer. It made the moment

@jeppe1180

is jamie ripping the bong in the background?

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