Congratulations
drake and lil wayne Lyrics

Uh, black hearts on my cardigan
I'm cool and edgy with my black hearted cardigan.

At the crib tellin' your girl that we should order in
I'm at your girl's place and we're chilling, thinking of getting food delivered.

And tell G to put his feet up on the ottoman
I'm hanging out with G, and he's relaxing, putting his feet up on the footrest.

We just up against a bunch of rappers I go harder than
I'm competing with other rappers and I'm way better than them.

Damn, I'm so Catriona smarter than
I'm super smart, like the beauty queen Catriona Gray.

A lot of these niggas swear the coach just brought the starter in
Many rappers think they're the main player, but I'm the real star of the game.

Yeah, and I'm the type to tell your daughter things
I'm charming and smooth, and I might flirt with your daughter.

I float high, don't try and cut my water wings
I'm soaring in life, don't try to bring me down or hinder me.

I'm still myself
No matter what success I achieve, I will always stay true to my identity.

Suicide bars, I kill myself
My lyrics are so intense and powerful, it's like I'm hurting myself.

Charge it to the game, I bill myself
I'll take the losses and debts of the industry, I'll pay for my own mistakes.

And I don't feel y'all, but I feel myself
I don't care about other people's opinions, but I know my own worth and greatness.

Aunty Doe, tell 'em I deserve a mazel tov
Give me some recognition and congratulations, I deserve it.

I'm rappin' like a Shepherd with the muzzle off
I'm free and unreserved in my creative expression, like a shepherd removing the muzzle from his animal.

I'm next to blow, pause
I'm about to be the next big thing, but let's take a moment to acknowledge the sexual innuendo in this line.

And I can't hear the critics talkin' over the applause
My success and achievements are so loud, I can't even hear the criticism or negativity.

Yeah, I tried to tell 'em, Future let 'em know
I'm trying to spread my message of excellence and success to everyone, even to Future.

Send the haters all my love, X and O
I'm not affected by haters, I even send them love and kisses.

I got a black box where suggestions go
I have a place where people can suggest something, but it doesn't mean I'd necessarily consider it.

But I don't really give a fuck, it's probably best you know
But in reality, I don't really care about other people's opinions, and it would be best for you to know that.

My reality is brighter than your dreams are
My reality is more amazing and fantastical than ordinary people's dreams.

I got your dream girl, ridin' in your dream car
I have everything you desire in life, including your ideal partner and fancy car.

Yeah, and the visual is stunnin'
My appearance and image are impressive and awe-inspiring.

I hope they document what I'm becomin'
I want people to take notice and record my journey to greatness.

So what you want, an award or somethin'?
What is it that you desire, recognition or some sort of prize?

I'm at the private airport boardin' somthin'
I'm flying in style from a private airport.

I see nothing from afar but I'm far from nothing
From a distance, you might perceive me as insignificant, but I'm actually very valuable.

Put on your poker face, I'll pull your card if you're bluffin'
Act cool and hide your true intentions, because I'm good at seeing through people's lies and tricks.

But I ain't with the hard talk
I'm not interested in fighting or intimidating people.

I got a Monopoly, catch me on my boardwalk
I'm successful and have control over my life, like in the board game Monopoly.

Like I said, we pull your card and find out you're a Hallmark
As I mentioned earlier, we'll reveal your true self and expose your soft and fake nature.

Just know I'm breakin' world records, no false start
I'm achieving great feats and making history, without any false starts or mistakes.

I don't see your point unless it's gunpoint or somthin'
I don't understand your point of view unless you're threatening me, or something equally critical.

My deal like Weezy first week, one point somthin'
My agreement is similar to Lil Wayne's record deal where he earned $1.5 million in his first week.

And my verses gettin' stupider
My rap lyrics are becoming sillier and less serious.

Wayne if you're on Mars, can you pick me up from Jupiter?
Lil Wayne is my friend and collaborator, and I jokingly ask him to pick me up in space.

Phone blowin' up, so I'm cuttin' off my cellular
I'm getting too many calls and notifications, so I'm turning off my phone and disconnecting for a while.

I'm a superstar, note it onto my nebula
I'm a huge star and my fame transcends even the galaxy.

I will break a leg, break a arm and a fibula
I will put in a lot of effort and sacrifice, even if it means breaking my bones.

When I break it down, when I, when I break it down
When I analyze or explain things, I do it in a detailed and precise way.

I hug and kiss the drum kick
I'm passionate and appreciative of the beats and rhythm in my music.

I put the beat in my back pocket and just sit
I have mastered the rhythm and beats so well that I can just relax and chill while performing.

But, you could never beat my ass, pause
You can't physically or metaphorically defeat me, pause (referring to a pause in jokes insulting someone's masculinity).

Again, dammit y'all, again
I'm so good, let's do it again for emphasis.

Y'all, pretend that we are, some men that get it on, and in
Let's pretend to be some macho guys who know what they're doing in life and in bed.

I'll die before I lose, 'cause I was born to win
I'm so competitive and confident, I'd rather die than experience defeat because I was destined to be a winner.

If he don't fuck wit y'all, then don't bother him
If Lil Wayne doesn't like or approve of something, then leave him alone and don't annoy him about it.

And yes, I'll fuck this game but I won't father them
I'll dominate this music industry, but I won't take responsibility for my rivals or help them succeed.

It's like, these days man, I'm booked and I'm busy
I'm really popular and in-demand these days, so I'm always busy with projects and appointments.

Dad named me Drake, Footz named me Drizzy
My dad gave me my name, but my friends call me Drizzy or Footz.

They tried to tell me I'd never be nothin' but a protege
People doubted my potential and thought I'd always be just a lesser version of something else.

But if you watched the VMAs, there's nothing more to say
I proved my haters wrong by winning and performing amazingly at the MTV Video Music Awards.

I got the key to happiness and all the copies
I've discovered the secret to true happiness, and I'm the only one who has all the answers.

Remember this day like you bought a poppy
This day is significant and memorable like how one would always remember buying a poppy for Remembrance Day.

And damn, how I get so nice?
I'm so talented and skilled, it's amazing how I got to be this good.

I just spent it all once, 'bout to get rich twice
I've reached the peak of my success, but I'll soon get even richer and more successful.

Surprise party, bitch, now it's on and poppin'
I'm ready to party and have a good time with unexpected guests or surprises.

I always choose dough like it's my only option
I prioritize money and wealth above all else.

'Cause money always knows best
I trust money and its power to bring happiness and success.

Chain snatch flow, they say, "Get it off yo' chest"
My rap style and lyrics are so intense, it's like snatching someone's chain off their neck. They urge me to continue expressing myself.

And I'm what all the fuss about
Everyone talks about me and admires me, because I'm so amazing and successful.

And if they talkin', I bet I'm what they discussion 'bout
If people are talking or gossiping about something, I'm sure they're talking about me and my accomplishments.

Hit me at the office, same extension
Contact me at my usual work number and extension, I'm always there for business.

Consider me the reason y'all should pay attention
I'm so important and noteworthy, that everyone should take notice and pay attention to me.

It's crack!
I'm so good and amazing, it's like a drug addiction.

Ayo Drizzy, you shoulda said that on the hook
Lil Wayne suggests that Drake should have said their catchphrase on the chorus of the song.

You shoulda been like, "Congratulations, it's crack!"
Drake should have said, "Congratulations, you have become addicted to our incredible talent and skills."

Ladies and gentlemen!
Announcing to the audience that they're about to witness an amazing performance.