Margarita
johnny & ray Lyrics

Hey
Greetings, welcome to Charlie's Pub n' Grill.

Handshake and name
Let me formally introduce myself and greet you properly.

My twenty twenties
My current decade of life, filled with ambition and opportunities.

They start today
I'm ready to make the most of my twenties and start my journey towards success.

I'm wide awake
I'm alert and fully aware of my surroundings and actions.

Yeah wide awake
Confidently acknowledging that I am wide awake.

Come
Let me show you around and offer you our services.

Please take a seat
Feel free to sit down and relax while we attend to you.

I'll get you started
Let me help you begin your experience here with something to eat and drink.

Something to eat
We offer a variety of delicious food options for our patrons.

Something to drink
We have an extensive selection of beverages, including the famous margarita.

Oh if you like
If you're interested, we have a special dish that I think you'll enjoy.

We got a special tonight I think you might like to try
We have a unique and tasty offering tonight for our guests to enjoy.

We spare no expense
We take great pride in providing our customers with the best possible experience and don't cut corners.

Our assets your excess
Our luxurious amenities and services are at your disposal to enjoy as much as you'd like.

Our patrons can relax
We strive to create a comfortable and welcoming environment for our customers to unwind in.

We're right off the train tracks
Our location is easily accessible and convenient for travelers.

Conveniently located
Our establishment is situated in a prime location for easy access and enjoyment.

Five-star hotel, rated
We have received top ratings and are recognized for providing a luxurious and exceptional experience for our guests.

Best by the Town Mouse
Locals and frequent visitors know that we are the best establishment in the area.

Our frozen margaritas on the house
We are offering our famous frozen margaritas free of charge for our valued customers.

Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill
Allow me to take your order, serve your drinks, and handle your payment quickly and efficiently.

So raise a glass to my decline
Drinking to acknowledge and accept the struggles and challenges in my life.

Glamour, charm, and romance come at too steep of a price
The high cost of living up to societal expectations of beauty, attraction, and love is not worth sacrificing my well-being.

Cash from the hotel
Obtaining money from the hotel's profits.

These fuckin' assholes
Referring to the unsatisfactory guests that have caused frustration and annoyance.

Don't tip so well
These guests do not appreciate the services provided enough to give a generous gratuity.

They're VIPs
Despite their lack of respect and appreciation, we must still treat them as important guests.

Oh by the way
Informing the guest about a matter that was previously unknown or forgotten.

You parked your Mercedes in a fire lane
Bringing attention to the irresponsible and illegal parking of the guest's car.

And as we speak
At this moment in time.

It's trickling down
The negative impact of the guest's actions is having a ripple effect.

Into my landlord's
The negative consequences of the guest's actions are affecting my landlord's business.

Third bank account
The financial burden caused by the guest's actions is reaching a personal level for myself and my landlord.

I'll take the train
I'll resort to taking public transportation rather than driving my own car or depending on guests' tips for income.

I need an out
I need an escape or solution to my current situation.

But to get a ticket
In order to obtain transportation to leave my current situation.

I'd have to have an employee discount
I can only afford a ticket with a discount provided by my employer.

You don't need no face mask
We have created a clean, hygienic environment that does not require protective face coverings.

Vodka tonic, whiskey, rum, tequila, that's right
We have a vast selection of alcoholic beverages to choose from.

Margaritas on the house tonight
Our guests can enjoy free margaritas for the evening.

We're coping any way we can
We are taking any measures necessary to get through difficult times.

Señorita, I complete ya, night's still young
Addressing someone in Spanish, implying that they have found their significant other and that the night is still full of possibilities.

Guarantee ya really need a night undone
Assuming that the person addressed is in need of stress relief and relaxation.

Baby make me a
Requesting for someone to make him a drink, perhaps a margarita.

Margarita, mamma mia, I go numb
Expressing how much he enjoys the taste of margaritas and how it makes him feel a sense of numbness.

Where I come from, when I was young...
Reflecting on his past experiences and how his current situation contrasts with it.

It's hard to heed ya, when it's hard to feed a house of one
It's difficult to listen to others' advice when you are struggling to provide for yourself.

We can't afford to pay you more, 'cause...
We are unable to offer a higher salary because of financial constraints.

Glamour, greed and gluttony all part of the design
Describing the negative aspects of the industry, such as consumerism, materialism, and overindulgence.