The Events Leading up to the Collapse of Detective Dulllight
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There was jello in the fingerprints detective dulllight discovered.
It proved to be the most important finding in the case
And where as detectives slocks and slovits
Slobbered over smutty photographs
Dulllight had a better lead to follow.
He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked
"excuse me aren't you so and so?"
"oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets cause they remind me of you."

He felt this surely was a clue.
So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat,
Jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain.
In his brain there are file cabinets
And secretaries filing their nails downstairs
(but I don't want to talk about that room downstairs).
At this moment detective slocks and slovets
Realize that since they had reported on the crime scene
This morning each of them has aged over fifty years.
Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears
"where did all the time go?"
"did you think that you'd stay young forever?"
"but at least you're still together"
The two detectives held hands in the moonlight.
The butterflies flew away which prompted slovit's to say,"l miss them already".
Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket,
Drove it deep into slovit's throat and began screeching
"death to the parchment whale, the robot I am lasaile".
While in prison, slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled
"the cause of gauze". "oh the cause of gauze,
The manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though
Each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps.
Even swimmers have laps however and while in that
Condition many require a delicate gauze.
I desire only this in my decrepitude,
That I will have one more opportunity
To serve as a gauze to my fellow man
And that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb
The world less often with my prickly fingers."
When detective dulllight returning from the catacombs
First heard the news of the slocks and slovets
Stabbing and subsequent poetry enterprise
He immediately fell to the floor and began plucking peaches from his cheeks.




This eventually became a tiresome activity
So he evaporated into the cream a float a child's bedtime coco.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "The Events Leading up to the Collapse of Detective Dulllight" tell a surreal story of a crime investigation that ultimately leads to the collapse of one of the detectives. Interestingly, Detective Dulllight, who has a much more focused and unorthodox approach to the case, turns out to be the most successful by discovering jello in the fingerprints, which is crucial in solving the crime. As he follows a strange lead and climbs into a tub wearing only his underwear and overcoat, he hallucinates about secretaries filing their nails in his brain as if he were in a mental filing system. Meanwhile, the other detectives, Slocks and Slovits, obsess about smutty photographs while aging rapidly after reporting the crime scene in the morning.


As the story progresses, Slocks ends up killing Slovits and writing a poem while in prison that has become legendary in free verse. Dulllight, upon hearing the news, plucks peaches from his cheeks and eventually evaporates into a child's bedtime coco. The lyrics seem to be a critique of traditional detective work and the establishment as a whole, suggesting that there are better ways to approach problems that go beyond the norm. The surreal imagery and nonlinear plot reinforce this notion.


Line by Line Meaning

There was jello in the fingerprints detective dulllight discovered.
Detective Dulllight found an important clue in the fingerprints which contained jello.


It proved to be the most important finding in the case
This finding became the most crucial evidence in the case.


And where as detectives slocks and slovits
Slocks and Slovits, who were the other detectives, were different from Dulllight.


Slobbered over smutty photographs
They were distracted by pornographic pictures.


Dulllight had a better lead to follow.
But Dulllight had a clear sense of direction and followed the best lead.


He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked
Dulllight followed the sound of a telephone and a voice inquired about someone's identity.


"excuse me aren't you so and so?"
The voice asked if the person's name was a particular one.


"oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets cause they remind me of you."
The voice on the phone expressed the sweet memory of a person who left.


He felt this surely was a clue.
Dulllight thought this was a significant piece of information.


So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat,
Dulllight, who wore underwear and an overcoat, climbed into the bath.


Jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain.
He got on a toy boat and followed the water into the drainpipe.


In his brain there are file cabinets
Dulllight's brain is like an office with many file cabinets.


And secretaries filing their nails downstairs
There are secretaries filing their nails on the lower floor of his brain.


(but I don't want to talk about that room downstairs).
However, he doesn't want to discuss that room.


At this moment detective slocks and slovets
Slocks and Slovits were doing something at that time.


Realize that since they had reported on the crime scene
They suddenly recognized that their involvement in the case had changed something about them.


This morning each of them has aged over fifty years.
They felt like they had aged for fifty years since morning.


Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears
Two butterflies land on their shoulders and they sing a gentle melody to them.


"where did all the time go?"
They ask themselves where all the time has gone.


"did you think that you'd stay young forever?"
They wondered if they could stay young forever.


"but at least you're still together"
They were happy that they were still together.


The two detectives held hands in the moonlight.
The two detectives held hands under the moonlight.


The butterflies flew away which prompted slovit's to say,"l miss them already".
The butterflies flew away and Slovit already missed them.


Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket,
Slocks took out a fountain pen from his shirt pocket,


Drove it deep into slovit's throat and began screeching
He plunged the pen deep into Slovit's throat and started shouting.


"death to the parchment whale, the robot I am lasaile".
He screamed, "death to the paper whale, the robot I am lasaile".


While in prison, slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled
Slocks was imprisoned and wrote a famous free verse called


"the cause of gauze".
"The cause of gauze".


"oh the cause of gauze,
He pondered over the reason for using gauze


The manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though
He remembered how others had touched his memories


Each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps.
He realized that memories can belong to different perspectives and people swim in pools.


Even swimmers have laps however and while in that
However, even swimmers have limitations, and while in that situation,


Condition many require a delicate gauze.
They may need a gentle gauze to treat their wounds.


I desire only this in my decrepitude,
He wanted only this in his frailty.


That I will have one more opportunity
He hoped for one more chance


To serve as a gauze to my fellow man
To help others, like gauze does


And that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb
He wished that by being this kind of help, he may affect others in some way.


The world less often with my prickly fingers."
He wished that he could cause less trouble in the world by doing this.


When detective dulllight returning from the catacombs
When Dulllight returned from the underground burials,


First heard the news of the slocks and slovets
He first heard about what happened to Slocks and Slovits.


Stabbing and subsequent poetry enterprise
Their stabbing and the poetry they wrote afterwards.


He immediately fell to the floor and began plucking peaches from his cheeks.
Dulllight was so shocked that he fell and started squeezing his cheeks.


This eventually became a tiresome activity
Doing so eventually became tiring.


So he evaporated into the cream a float a child's bedtime coco.
So he disappeared into the milk on top of a child's cocoa as if he was never there.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: KEVIN BARNES

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