Andrew runs the website http://www.songstowearpantsto.com. He accepts reque… Read Full Bio ↴Andrew runs the website http://www.songstowearpantsto.com. He accepts requests/anecdotes/stories via email and then turns them into songs, with some sort of comedic twist (though usually the submissions are already comedic in nature), and often making fun of the submissions themselves. The free songs were limited to 71 seconds until August 2007, when Andrew discontinued the rule. He also does paid work which is not time-limited.

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I Am A Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass
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Comments from YouTube:

squeakytoad

3y↑7

And I walk through the country.

There ya go.

XxHunterxX

3y↑1

Amazing!

ScoopyWoopy69

KrakenKidYT

Kagiro Kasuri

16y↑2

Very cute and touching. I loved it!

Jon Black

13y↑1

This needs to be a complete song!!! :D

Chulk Chogan

9y↑11

No time for tears toaster, only dreams.

Juchmako

15y↑1

That's the most beautiful toaster I've ever seen. Don't be sad, toaster! I love you!

Zolbat

13y

this should definitely be longer

Jokester94n

16y

Amazing! I had this song in my head all day >_>

Candy Bugs

10y↑1

Even though he left out a bit from the end I'm still gonna talk about it. So it said: "And I'll walk through the country!" but you see. Me and my brother heard: "And I'll walk through the corn tree". We then were so unreasonably baffled by this song that every time we heard it we just kinda laughed uncontrollably.

Dead Philosopher

12y

Awww... I eat my toast with tears everyday! Maybe I am a glass toaster. I am easily broken. A dinosaur could just step on me and all my bones would break. I think that the sad toaster and I should be friends. It happened in "The Brave Little Toaster," so I know that an appliance-human friendship can indeed succeed! This video was linked from my video explaining why I am a toaster. I am so happy to have found it. :)

Ashen

12y

I used to be a sad sad toaster made of glass, then I took an arrow in the knee. ...Now I'm a sad sad broken toaster made of glass...

XiomaraCarebear

15y

It's actually a sad song... a funny one as well, but yet... there's something very sad in it...

sladikk

12y

The only thing more fragile than him is his soul...

luposlues

16y

At first, I was like, "well, maybe the glass toaster is a metaphor for something. But no, it's just a bread-toasting glass toaster. But glass can't cook bread?

METALLIX

8y↑12

nostalgia

ILuvBoysInDresses

12y

Ah, yes, a story of class struggle.

EmeraldEyesOfThunder

13y

I WANT TO HUG HIM. Don't neglect the cute toaster! D: He's adorable. Ima go cuddle him.

Gus Porter

2y↑1

Still a legend in 2022.

MarvinBOII123

13y

lyrics to this song: I am a sad sad toaster made of glass, i am a sad sad toaster made of glass. People see me in the street and they watch me turn bread into toast because i'm a see through cause i'm a see through, sad sad toaster made of glass. Yes, imma sad sad toaster made of glass would you like a toast of tears cause i'm sad

Juleah nonofur

12y↑1

Yes sir, I would like some toast. Hold the tears though :)

Sean Heaney

13y

This song really spoke to me..

xanfus

14y

i'm mad that they didn't put that in this cartoon! thats my favorite part! lmao

saia100

13y

So this is what happened when the Brave Little Toaster grew up Life does that to ya man...

NaN

13y

Be happy little glass toaster, you're better than all the other toasters because i can tell when my toast is perfect.

pete

12y↑1

I Feel Bad For This Toaster :'(

Julian Dörsam

13y

i would like to have the guitar tabs <3

riboflavinbob

16y

you don't know how awesome that was

Existential D

Can't believe I still remember this

Adam's Braindump

11y

Beautiful.

Bork Borkus

15y

i am a sad sad toaster made of glass, i am a sad sad toaster made of glass, people see me in the streets and they watch me turn bread into toast because i am see through, i am a see through sad sad toaster made of glass, yes i am a sad sad toaster made of glass. would you like a toast with tears because i am sad.

The Monikult

4y↑1

I remember watching this in the Manga Club way back in 6th grade.

Trebecc

13y

dude, you forgot the best part at the end "AND I WALK THROUGH THE CORNFIELD!" good job tho bro.

Featherwolf

13y

You cut out the best part! "And I walk around the contry!"

sarah sky

13y

Would you like your toast with tears? 'Cause I'm sad.

debbitcard

14y

i love the song!

Kristy Henry

14y

THE WORLD MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!

markieblue

12y

Creates melancholy bread.

Tal Lopez

13y

you should do a song about the awesomeness of Gir from Invader Zim

Jeff Allen

13y

*waits for toaster to walk through the contry*

keepmeposted25

7y↑2

I found this while looking through my Timehop and OMG memories

Louise Nestant

16y

i followed this from deviant art my man.. love it

Niall Rees

13y

sooo good!!

Jokester94n

16y

Well doesnt it need to be way hotter than a toaster can get? Because Glass blowers have those gigantic furnaces that get to like 700 degrees Fahrenheit

ultranewt

14y

i like the guitar part of it, alot.

ChosenRoxas

14y

Awesome *-*

KRōck

15y

would you like a toast with tears case i'm sad.... the saddest quote ever!!

Dan Phillips

14y

Why doesn't he recognise the advantages to his exsistance, and the fact he has one in the first place. =/ all the emo's are going to watch this and think 'oh my god, that poor toaster, I know how he feels, people see through me too' *cries* =/ -Yes... I know it's a cartoon, but it's still projects that it doesn't appreciate it's imaginary life-

TheWitheredSoldier

13y

This reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster.

Aaron Folse

13y

i wish i had a emo toaster...

Amanda Gimpel

12y

So, I looked up "glass toaster" on Google after watching this video, and they exist!

Natalija Stojkovic

12y

I want a toaster made of glass

Chuck Lunch

12y

This reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster...

Diva ESCMolitva

11y

Poor toaster, I feel sad for him, dont be sad

KiraKamii

13y

i want this in my ipod now!!

wolfforce58205

15y↑6

aww, the "And I walk through the country" part got left out...no wonder that toaster is sad, hahahaha

wolfforce58205

3y↑1

...I remembered this video randomly just now and apparently it's been 12 years 😂 Glad to see it's still up.

wafflesims

14y

would you like your toast with tears because im sad LMAO

Marianne Meyer

13y

art the end would a "Im a sad sad toaster made of glass" be nice... :7

Tomorrow

15y

because everyone can see through him :(

Lcazor

15y

this makes me cry

EmeraldEyesOfThunder

13y

D: TOASTIE! I feel so bad for the toaster... He's so cute...

MageDagger

13y

i just waited for him to say sad toaster made of ass, but nothing. I'm just cruel.

reckless serenade

15y

LOL that's awesome. And so completely random. But that's why it's awesome. :P

Rhune

13y

And I'm walkin' through the contry!

DollysLIVE ♡ドリー ch.

13y

@owlflame I have a non see through toaster...BUT I LOVE THIS SONG :D

Faintlich

14y

Now I'm sad too :O

D S

12y

Why is he so sad??:'(

VoiceOfAurora

13y

You omitted "AND I WALK THROUGH THE COUNTRY!" How could you? D:

dionz Kiiwii

13y

emo taster make me want to cry :'O

Dia Clark

14y

I would like it with tears actually.... >_>

inzanozulu

16y

Why not add the "And I'm walking through the country!" part?

RadiantStudios

14y

That was great, but what does he walk through?

lachlan186

13y

its ok sad, sad, toaster made of glass you can cry on my shoulder.

Sound Castle

7y↑1

AND I WALK THROUGH THE COUNTRY.

Red Martyr

i am not sad nor am i am of glass lol

t3hr0xx0rz

16y

he says. country. and i walk through the country. I was upset that it wasn't in the video. it sorta... makes the song.

anthony Levanseler

14y

BE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER !!

Wackiest

13y

@olishant I concur, that part makes the song less depressing, lol

marzipin

15y

i cried.

Kirby JK

13y

THE POOR TOASTER D'B

sdfghjk

12y

71 people aren't glass toasters

Mo

4y↑2

I wonder how many still remember commenting here once

Drewpert the Gnome

13y

no metal..........AWESOME!!!!!!!

Bork Borkus

15y

this toaster is so awesome because he is a glass toaster. (:P)

POPEYEStwin

13y

@fabio2likesyoutub100 because he's made of glass and people can see him turn bread into toast.... it takes away his magin of toast making

ArcanineGirl23

13y

~huggles toaster~ D:

Katie Loughney

13y

awww.... poor toaster :(

Bork Borkus

15y

That poor little sad sad toaster made of glass. sniff sniff... :.O thats an a amazing little animation that you made.i am a sad sad toaster made of glass, i am a sad sad toaster made of glass, would you like a piece toast with tears because i am sad... now i want a glass toaster and if he became sad i would make him a little wall so we can't watch him make toast so that he is a happy happy toaster made of glass,he is a happy happy toaster made of glass, would you like a piece of toast???????

remfiles

14y

WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE HE WALKS THREW THE COUNTRY :( thats my favorite part ):

Nicholas Koscik

14y

... At 0:28, does anybody else see a reference to the Super Intendant from Halo 3: ODST?

abjgr

13y

now im depressed :'(

Ijustneedthatsong

14y

AND I WALK THROUGH THE CONTRY

Duel Depot

16y

And I walk through the corn tree! ... he doesnt say it = S

Racko Wacko

16y

lol, make it a plexiglass toaster

Harley Quinn

13y

Why is the toaster sad? D:

DePhoegon Isle

13y

awwrr.. poor thing, but good song X}

silentlinks

12y

-.- i'm sure the glass toaster has loooads of friends now...not to mention fangirls 0.0 hey, but don't count me as one of them!!

rimwydas44

13y

Who else thought it was made of ice?

fishy

15y

And i walk through the country!

Phelpe

12y

lol i want one

XcaptainXobliviousX

15y↑3

omg, that toaster.. so hawt.. <.< id totally hit that

Obediah Kiff

15y

why'd you take out the "and I walk through the country" part?

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