Welcome to Vialsland
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Ladies, gentleman and non-binary passengers
Greetings to all passengers, of every gender identity, who are joining us on this journey

Welcome to Vialsland
We are pleased to welcome you to Vialsland, a place ruled by powerful women

The year is 3019 and the local time is 10:20 a.m.
We are currently in the year 3019, at 10:20 in the morning, according to Vialsland's time zone

For your safety and comfort
We prioritize your safety and comfort as passengers during this journey

Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened
To maintain safety, please stay seated and fasten your seatbelt until the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign

Until your captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign
Please do not remove your seatbelt until the captain has instructed you that it is safe to do so

We would like to remind you that Vialsland is a female supremacy
We want to make it clear that Vialsland is a place where women hold power and authority over all aspects of society

And a safe space for all living creatures
We strive to make Vialsland a welcoming and secure environment for all living beings, regardless of their species or background

All non-allies will be promptly deported
Those who do not support the values and principles of Vialsland will be swiftly removed from the premises

For your indulgence the tap water is alkalized at pH10
As a treat for our passengers, the tap water has been enhanced with a pH level of 10, ensuring that it is pure and refreshing

And safe for consumption
We assure you that the water is safe to drink and free of any harmful contaminants

Please be advised, this is a plant based and plastic free zone
As a commitment to sustainable living, Vialsland does not allow the use of plastic or animal-based products within its borders

And the fine for littering is one million Vials Dollars
To discourage littering and promote cleanliness, those who violate this rule will be subject to a hefty fine of one million Vials Dollars

Passengers with limited mobility who require assistance are priority
To ensure that all passengers have a comfortable and accessible experience, those with limited mobility will receive priority assistance

And we would be happy to assist you in deplaning prior to the rest of the cabin
If you require assistance in leaving the plane, we are more than happy to help you exit before the other passengers

On behalf of Vials Air and the entire crew
The staff and crew of Vials Air would like to extend their appreciation to all passengers for joining us on this journey

We would like to thank you for joining us on The Vials Odyssey
We are grateful for your decision to travel with Vials Air on this incredible adventure through the galaxy

We offer flight services to all major destinations in the galaxy
Vials Air provides transportation to all of the most significant and fascinating places throughout the universe

And we look forward to flying high with you again soon
We hope to have the pleasure of traveling with you again in the near future

We hope you enjoy your stay in Vialsland, where your fantasy is our reality
We strive to make your stay in Vialsland as enjoyable and fulfilling as possible, where you can live out your wildest dreams and desires