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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@JoelERea

The audiobook of Stephen King’s horror novel The Mist was recorded with actors basically doing an audio play of the book, not just someone reading it. It was recorded using Holophonics® technology, which, like Starkey®’s Cetera® technology used in this video, is (at least allegedly in the case of Holophonics, which may be a scam) a digital enhancement of binaural (which most ASMR videos use, basically using two microphones in mock-ups of human ears [in more expensive rigs, a mock-up of a full human head or even head-and-shoulders {not to be confused with anti-dandruff shampoo}] and placed where the eardrums would be, and which is a really old technology predating even stereo).

I’ve not listened to that audiobook myself, but I hear that it’s pretty amazing.

Several later-uploaded versions of this video have claimed in the title that it’s Holophonics, and this one claims that it’s Q-Sound in the text slide, but it’s neither. Starkey is a maker of hearing aids for the hearing impaired. In the past, hearing aids couldn’t replicate the natural sound location ability most people with good hearing in both ears have. There were attempts to address this by treating the hearing aids as binaural, but the presence of the hearing aid pickups in the ears tended to distort the results. Starkey invented a technology they named “Cetera,” which, as “Luigi” mentions towards the end of this video, digitally negates the effect of the presence of the pick-ups in the ear, and fully restores the audio differences allowing the brain to do its proper sound location detection.

This audio was created by Starkey to demonstrate the Cetera technology, and was done by directly recording the output of an actual pair of Starkey Cetera hearing aids worn by someone sitting in a barber-like chair in a room designed to acoustically resemble a real barber shop (for all I know, it may have been recorded in an actual barbershop), with actors portraying “Luigi” and “Manuel” walking around the person wearing the hearing aids, and saying their lines and doing their things.

The audio was copied by a number of websites before LovelyVirus put it to a text slide and uploaded it to YouTube all those years ago. One of them was the Q-Sound website, from where LovelyVirus apparently got it, which is presumably why the text falsely says that the technology is Q-Sound Labs. Or maybe (I need to check into this) Q-Sound helped Starkey develop Cetera, and Cetera is actually a variation or specialized derivation of Q-Sound.



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@Kadz

Me getting my monthly haircut while in quarantine

@conorevans05

Kadz yoooo chances of finding u here

@rkzalty5631

Oh, you're here...

@Dan-rt6bc

Ohh, yeah....

@MegaLateralus

Yes all of you

@ramkrishnadarekar6944

Hahahaha

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@DrewGarland

The very first ASMR audio I've ever listened to and nothing has ever topped this.

@eccentricfrenchman5822

This isn't my first, but arguably the best.

@o0MELLY0o

Same!!!💖💖

@kunikreide

CHUU 💗

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