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South Park It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends…

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Comments from YouTube:

South ParQ Studios

11w↑93

Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

SouthPark Fanatic2006

6w↑1

Christmas Is Awesome.

Aaron Lucena

10w↑1

@The Queen Of Cringe I meant January 20th 2021

Arianna’s cute videos Olvera

10w↑1

South Park studios send it to Kyle he is not a Jew

The Queen Of Cringe

10w↑1

@Political Correctness is a means of control. how you know? Wait... January 2020? You meant 2021?

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Comical Realm Animations

11w↑412

Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr Hankey

Kitsune

@L U K E F I L M S possible, Santa got on their ass about kicking him out. so who really knows

L U K E F I L M S

@Kitsune maybe he’ll visit the quiet little mountain town again someday

Nuclear Cat Baby

10w

Why isn’t Mr. Hankey a Hanukkah poo?

Elliot Wylie

10w↑2

That’s like saying “ I may not have a dad, but I have bilbo baggins”

Nitro Martini

11w↑2

There is nothing better to console a lonely soul than a fresh warm turd.

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Spirit

11w↑324

If Kenny, Eric, and Stan were going to the mall to see Santa, then why were they sitting with Santa outside in the middle of nowhere?

Lina The Lokir

10w

A reffernce

Jr's gameing

10w↑1

Because that's not santa

•Ultimate Shipper•

11w↑2

Because theyre liars

Confederados Filmes

11w

No meu canal está dublado

Freddy Richards

11w↑2

It was the same thing in the show’s second pilot

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Sara Tomsky

11w↑338

I wish South Park would make more episodes there were so many events this year they could have covered.

Dusty Jones

9w↑1

Well we got the pandemic special lol Randy has the best moments 😏

Lina The Lokir

10w

@Blue Martian yep

Cameron LaPage

10w↑2

They couldn't have parodied the election if they tried. Anything looks serious compared to the real thing.

fake Justin Y.

11w

@Blue Martian and if we didn't have to wait a year for a new season

fake Justin Y.

11w

@Blue Martian yep

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SouthPark Fanatic2975

11w↑45

Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow

Hooty The owl

5d↑1

I’m a Jew. If you eat snow you die.

Evab100

11w↑18

Mr Barbrady: long pause
......Yes.

DAMN IT!

Kenny McCormick

10w↑39

Hey look I didnt die this time!

Reference

11w↑105

Im starting to think cartman uses the word "jew" just to insult kyle

TGC JACKRED

2d↑1

No shit sherlock

Dusty Jones

Lol you figured it out

cogtroper

6w↑2

Naaahh, Cartman wouldn't do that.

Zacro T

Ya think

SSK Music Beats

9w↑1

R/whoosh to everyone in the comments

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DarkStone94

11w↑114

Yet, in "Christmas Snow", Kyle has a Christmas tree in his house.

Ramieverse !

Christmas is a secular celebration these days, as much as christians want to deny it

Oceana Yilmaz

ShadeStrider103 I'm muslim and my family has been living in germany for the past three generations. I don't understand why we would celebrate it. We have our own festivals. For example, a christian wouldn't fast on Ramadan, right?

Holland Mapper

10w↑2

Bc Islamic people are 100000000000000000 more nationalistic and conservative of their cultures than other religions. Also, most muslims live in a majority muslin country, whilst the majority of jews live in Christian countries like the US, France, and Germany

Holland Mapper

10w↑2

Jews use a menorah, witch is the equivalent of a chrismas tree

Nuclear Cat Baby

10w↑2

Hanukkah Bush?

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WildF1re Fan

11w↑80

I know Kyle is a fictional character, yet I still feel bad for him.

xbanana

3w↑1

why are gae

Oceana Yilmaz

4w↑2

SPNG Lina The Lokir Just a cartoon? Do you have any fucking idea how much cartoons have impacted our lives? Just because these characters don't „exist" in our world doesn't mean they aren't valid. Go watch the imaginationland triology, don't call yourself a fan if you haven't.

Excuse me, sirs. Is this where I buy wheelbarrows?

8w↑3

@Lina The Lokir See you on SP things complaining about shipping quite a bit. Not your cup of tea, not mine either to ship 10 y.o cutouts, but let's not forget an episode featured yaoi fanart 😂
But to be honest, don't know what you mean. The original comment said nothing about shipping, just feeling sorry for the jewboy.

SalinasXD

8w↑2

@Lina The Lokir he knows that is a cartoon

Lina The Lokir

10w

@WHATAHW it's just a cartòòn

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Jeffy the gangsta

11w↑274

it's hard to be a Jew on Christmas

Mr Fatty

@Saila Sobriquet its pretty funny dude all that shit you type celebrate what ever you want Christmas is a fun time if you dont wanna celebrate dont do what ever small dick celebration you want to do

Fuck Yourself

@Nuclear Cat Baby thank you.

Nuclear Cat Baby

9w↑2

@Fuck Yourself He wrote the Simpsons theme and also the Pedobear song

Fuck Yourself

9w↑1

@Saila Sobriquet 🤣🤣

Fuck Yourself

@Derren Mathoera what is Kwanzaa🤣🤣

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Bella The llama

11w↑163

Top ten saddest anime moments

Lina The Lokir

10w

@Katsuki Uchiha ok

Katsuki Uchiha

10w↑1

@Lina The Lokir And I'm sure the anime community would be angry

Lina The Lokir

10w↑1

@Katsuki Uchiha it would kinda ruin south park in my opinion

Lina The Lokir

10w

@Katsuki Uchiha no

•Ultimate Shipper•

11w↑2

@Katsuki Uchiha i mean if you saw princess kenny 👀

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Benjamin Bergstrom

11w↑21

Better than Silent Night, honestly.

•Ultimate Shipper•

11w

periodt

[Deemee's Productions]

11w↑48

2:14 I don't even know what he's saying but I love how aggressive he sounds

Mister Foureyes

@O_H7 i knew the gibberish represented Hebrew

O_H7

8w↑6

@Nytrix Actually that's just Gibberish XD
(I'm native Hebrew speaker)

[Deemee's Productions]

9w↑9

@Nytrix that doesn't change the fact that I can't understand him

Nytrix

9w↑5

It’s Hebrew language

Mackenzie Glidden

11w↑155

Yo could we expect an Christmas episode where cartmen struggling to get a ps5 and gets scammed by Amazon

Lina The Lokir

10w

@Mackenzie Glidden https://youtu.be/2DQyDG0z4n8

Mackenzie Glidden

10w

Hey guys I got another idea Mr hanky used bots to buy every ps5 so he gets south park back

Lina The Lokir

10w

Yeahhhh

•Ultimate Shipper•

11w

Yummy

Jasondotcom

11w

Doesn’t he hate Play station?

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Itz ShadowChan_Fury

11w↑47

MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO
HE LOVES ME AND HE LOVES YOU

Reed Reed

11w↑55

Craig face lmao✨

Evab100

11w↑2

He’s smiling and frowning at the same time! XD

Craig Fxcker

10w↑13

Every year, I come back to listen to this song. But not this year, because this year is different. Nobody gets Christmas :)

Stresso Expresso

11w↑17

Something hit my heart thinking that a fictional little kid said this: "1:32 and I can't leave water out for rudolph Cause there's something wrong with me"

Jessica Degante Hernandez

11w↑2

I know. Poor baby :(

nomi noodle

11w↑13

Kyle Broflovski is my favourite of the main group! :)

LegoReader12345 hello

6w↑2

same here

Angelica Saldana

10w↑2

Mine too

breanntheartist1989

10w↑5

Kyle is one of my favorite South Park characters. I know he doesn't get a lot of love, but I still like him and Cartman since they're polar opposites.

Cosmic Skies

11w↑24

2:13 for a moment I thought he choked on something.

Unhappy Camper

10w↑1

Hu hachtov g'vish.. It means nothing

זהר בר-אל

10w↑4

I am a jew from Israel and I didn't got what the fuck he said😂

Itching beans

10w↑3

BAHSUUSHSHAHAUSUXIFIFIRHEHEHEHSUUFFIEHEH

•Ultimate Shipper•

11w↑4

KADJDJSJIDCJJDSKDKXK

Затворник Шестипалый

11w↑78

I a Jew a lonely Jew on Christmas 😙🤗😇⭐🕎😭

Frank ø Yu

11w

Happy Hanukkah my bro❤️

Затворник Шестипалый

11w

@Sjshhh Hshhjz , don't forget Elohim

Jerry Juedy fake account

11w↑2

Bro I feel u. Happy Hanukkah 🕎

Sarita Jiménez

11w↑2

Happy Hanukkah bro

Затворник Шестипалый

11w↑3

Oh, I am an Orthodox-Christian/Atheistic Pagan myself, I just like the song, happy Hanukkah friends, Heidi-ho))

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Eddster

11w↑10

What was he saying on Hebrew line??

זהר בר-אל

1w↑1

I'm from Israel and I don't have a clue.
It isn't hebrew, maybe aramic (ancient hebrew)

dezzel

11w↑40

South park is the best show of all time

Lina The Lokir

10w

Yes

Matteo Rosaire

11w↑1

Yes

SteamTeamRedubUK

11w↑12

🎶 I’m just a Jew, a lonely Jew... on Christmas. 🎶

Kevin Gomez

11w↑15

The instrumental of this song makes me nostalgic

Too Saucy Eric Northman

11w↑8

My boy Kyle I feel you. This was always my favorite song on Christmas

Austin Reed

11w↑15

The good ‘ol classic South Park.

Keyana Whitely

11w↑10

It's okay Kyle. I'll be there for you. ❤

ITs Faith

10w↑5

This episode is so old I forgot it also they removed south park from hulu 😖😭

SomeGuyNamedIra

7w↑4

Kyle was always my favorite character. Always related to characters who are usually sidekicks. Also usually ends up being the voice of reason in friend groups. Only things are that I don't have a bitch mom and a younger brother, also I'm not Jewish

Jack Huntsman

11w↑6

“.................yyyess”
“DAMMIT”

ItsMeAndrea

11w↑13

I have never clicked so fast on a video 🤣🤣🤣

E. Lumin_R

11w

Honestly

Rodrigo friv

11w↑1

Me too

Frank ø Yu

10w↑3

This is my favourite song in South Park,not just because I love Kyle🙂

Grok Effer

11w↑23

It's a bummer being a Zoroastrian on Christmas, too. Probably.

Nuclear Cat Baby

10w↑1

They probably celebrate Yalda which is Iran’s winter solstice festival, like Yule.

Grok Effer

11w↑2

@F. N. Lorter There are still some Zoroastrians scattered around the world. India and North America have some. It's a very old religion. I'm no expert or anything.

F. N. Lorter

11w↑1

Isn’t that a small minority after Muslims conquered Persia?

FoxSaurus

11w↑32

I really would like to know what Kyle says in Hebrew
Edit: WOW this my comment with most likes

זהר בר-אל

@Unhappy Camper It doesn't mean anything in Hebrew tho

Unhappy Camper

10w

I think it's hu hachtov g'vish..

זהר בר-אל

10w

@Matan Segal same here, it's probably aramaic.
אחי זה כנראה ארמית

Matan Segal

10w↑1

I really dont think he's speaking Hebrew,
I speak Hebrew and I can't understend a singel word.

FoxSaurus

11w

@Uni Luna Bubs Thanks a lot

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Craft Genius Ideas

11w↑7

Kyle Broflovsk , i Loved the vloog and the ending was super cool❤️❤️

Sugapawz FANDOMS!

11w↑12

Kyle no 🥺

sarah ahmad

11w↑14

I love south park cool.

NillaWaafers

5w↑1

I almost cried, i felt so bad for him when i watched this for the first time😔

OOF

11w↑4

0:15 instant regret

Cyan Uranus

9w↑2

But Eric. You're Always Naughty. So You Should Get Coal for Christmas

Glenroy Hibbert

11w↑18

Ye poor Kyle. He can’t choose where he comes from.

Glenroy Hibbert

10w

True

Eric Cartman

10w

He can convert

Master BloodWolf

11w↑5

Wave of nostalgia

Auke Jorrit

11w↑2

That knockoff Peanuts music is so weird after listing to the real thing for weeks now...

Tone-Deaf Bard

damn- just straight discrimination- i would just give him one of those tiny Christmas trees so he’s not left out-

Namiechu

11w↑3

For three years at Christmas I always look at the toilet hoping that mr hankey would arrive BUT I JUST FOUND OUT HE DOESNT EXSIST???? Wait does that mean Santa doesn’t exsist

Namiechu

10w

@Robin Dill I am child’s age

Robin Dill

10w

Uhh no he exists, wait how old are you

Vardhan

11w↑4

member Christmas...member presents

C.J. Brown

10w↑1

You're never alone Kyle, you've got 8 Days to Celebrate (shalom!) 💙

Emmaly Giles

3w↑1

0:10
Craig trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue is wholesome and sweet change my mind-

Volvo B10M

6w↑1

What tune is this based on? I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before.

Noa S. Chan

4w↑2

2:14 I'm a Jew and I know Hebrew but I don't understand anything he says

TigerRocks503 Aka: Chase

10w↑3

Seeing Kyle lonely and sad on Christmas breaks my heart...did Shelia and Gerald even know how ridiculously lonely and depressed he was in this episode about being left out from his friends....I get it the Broflovski family is Jewish....but could the parents at least of done something prior to him getting tossed into a mental hospital for not believing in Mr. Hankey. I respect both Christians and Jews. If only there was a way for him to fit in with everyone else. 😢
I’m here for ya Kyle buddy. 🙂

Random question and I don’t wanna sound stupid or try to offend anyone as I am a Christian but is there a way to celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas at the same time......or is that bad because of religion and beliefs and all that stuff. 🤔

Jewish or Christian....Both are equal. :)

LegoReader12345 hello

I agree, everyone is entitled to their beliefs, perhaps there could be some activity for jews and christians to get along

Naga【ナガ】

11w↑1

最近サウスパークにはまってる

Melted Mats

10w↑3

It's kinda sad.

kenny mccormick

when i watched this episode for the first time i was like. fanboying over craig

Kdog12

11w↑2

1:29. F in the chat for Pip

Llama Arts

3w↑1

The episode starts with Kyle depressed because he can’t celebrate Christmas to being thrown into a sane asylum

Shawn C

10w

22 years later. This song .. bring me whole new meaning..

DESPACITO452

11w↑1

Imagine being Jewish

Done it

11w↑13

Amazing song

Rodrigo friv

11w↑1

Yes

DefenderOfJustice7OH7

Poor Kenny getting shit on by a bird🥺

American guy

10w

Upload more clips!!!

xxdaddikunxx

10w

I guess u can say it's hard out here for a jew

I Am A God

11w↑1

Kenny catching 💩 instead of ❄ is the best part of revisiting this video! 😆

imp slayer

at least I'm not a traditional Jew cuz I can celebrate Christmas

SouthPark Fanatic2006

6w↑1

I Saw This Episode

Bobman 7763

10w

I have this on a CD

unbreakableunion

11w↑24

Love Kyle.

unbreakableunion

@Samara Vasiloff uh no that is Stan he actuality killed people.

Samara Vasiloff

Isn’t Kyle more deranged than cartman and mr Garrison?

Rodrigo friv

11w↑3

Joel Crabs

11w↑4

Rip kenny

Gaming With Leo

11w

Catch South Park Monday - Friday At 8PM GMT On Comedy Central HD!!

mmasllmanTomm

11w

Oh yeah. Do you love me? 😍💋 💝💖❤️

netanel603

im jewish and i cant understand what kyle saying in hebrew

I’m already Sans Undertale

11w↑2

Kyle's mom

The Karate Kid 3000

11w↑2

We're ready

Facundo

11w↑40

Go and rate 10/10 The Pandemic Special on IMDB like IT'S AN AMAZING EPISODE. Deserves better than 86% approval. Let's keep demonstrating why south park is the greatest animated show ever made.

Mr. X

10w

There wasn’t enough of Kenny

Squidward :Longbottom

10w

Good old officer Barbrady 🤣

ufø _

11w↑4

Dammit

Evab100

11w↑3

Your pfp pic matches this situation perfectly.

Father Maxi

11w↑1

After seeing darkmatter2525 I’m starting to rethink some things

Grape soda

11w↑26

Poor Kyle:(

Blue Baye

I'm sorry but your pfp 😂😂😂

Hana Belay

11w↑1

poor Kyle Broflovski :(

Rodrigo friv

11w↑3

Yeah :(

슈화

11w

크리스마스 소원
유대인이 되고시퍼요

사화

11w

하 노래 개 좋다 케니는 또 불쌍하고

Mike's Movie Club

11w↑4

a dreidle
LoL

Carrot

11w

I hope there are no beeps :(

Timmy Monk

11w↑1

This is good and sad 😍😥

Glitch Gum

11w

Yay I’m early

- Beeman

9w↑2

2:16

If your eighth birthday was during Hanukkah:

Now make a wish and blow out the candles...

NOT THOSE CANDLES!!!

SirChristopherGorton

I'm surprised the dialogue wasn't uncensored

Ryan DnB

11w

I wonder when episode 2 of the new season will come out?

Nytrix

@YungRetroGamer it says episode 1 so there’s more and I heard they said there making a new episode don’t know if it’s true though

YungRetroGamer

11w

There is no new season

You got that one special for the year and that was it

casualmemer

5w↑1

kile barfloski es relly talented at sengen chrostmos song

Emran Ghazi

11w↑2

South Park Season 24 Episode 2 Token Black Is Alive!!!
Stan x Wendy Back Together!

Nytrix

@JOHN SUH KIM no after 3 months :(

JOHN SUH KIM

10w

Is episode 2 even out yet?

Edward Maliacek-Morgan

10w

I'm glad I'm not jew

Tiffany Woods

8w↑1

Man that's a bummer

Morgana Grave

11w

Last day of Hanukkah tomorrow. 8 crazy nights baby.

Acat Ontheinterwebs

11w↑1

I'm sorry I called you a jew Kyle.

Acat Ontheinterwebs

11w

@Evab100 I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

Evab100

11w↑2

Kyle: (to cartman) Fuск off, fatass

ISMAILdude93

11w↑2

Hey Kyle you don't realize how hard it is being Muslim on Christmas. We barely get mentioned lol

Niusha Samie

Lol same man

Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun

11w↑14

Must've been Jewsday

Sgt. Arch Dornan

11w

Haha, very funny. The door is to your right.

♥BlkandBeautifulDee♥

11w

🎶And what the f*** is up with lighting all these f**** candles tell me please?🎶

cAuÃ lOuCo

10w

I,m not speaking english

NeonLeon Code:1303

11w↑1

F in the chat for our boy kyle

Marco Diaz

10w

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