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The Most Offensive Song Ever
Kenny McCormick Lyrics


Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
[and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Said she had no money,
[and they had no place to sleep.]
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]

That's right

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said

["You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]

[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
[The donkey, or the ox and the lamb]
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
[They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!]
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.

[Mary, you can suck my dick!]

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: MARC SHAIMAN, TREY PARKER

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Lyrics:
Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother, "
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
And sucked some semen down, ]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"
There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
Said she had no money,
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
Then it's not considered a sin
That's right
And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
Brings peace on earth and joy.
Brings peace on earth and joy.



All comments from YouTube:

Lingi-Fri

kenny's laughs during this are the most precious thing

Cami Animations

Ikr I can’t ❤️

Maria Kenny's New Girlfriend

@Alaina your little laughs literally kills me even more than that last train-wreck.🥰🥰🥰

TrippleDD RDD

Kenny McCormick heya kens

Alaina

Why thank you XD

Pierce Lindenberg

I agree completely!

metalkitten 666

Lyrics not needed, I've learned it by heart.

Multiple Mysteries

Same tho

XItaSasux4ever12

Thank you. ^^

XItaSasux4ever12

Can you translate?

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