Horny As A Dandy
Mousse T. vs. The Dandy Warhols Lyrics

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
You have aroused me sexually early in the day and you are aware of it

I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I attempted to contact you through telephone but I am unable to locate it

I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I tried to send a message online, but it was not delivered

I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost
I composed a letter and sent it via the mail system

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
The postal service is slow, therefore I must sing this song

To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
To inform you of my sentiments, what is going on

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
I am eager for you, and the actions you inspire in me

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
My emotions are intense, so I am singing this song for you

I'm horny
I feel a heightened sexual desire

Horny, horny, horny
Sexually aroused multiple times

So horny
Exceedingly aroused

I'm horny, horny, horny
I am sexually aroused numerous times

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
Tonight I am feeling a strong sexual desire

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I looked all over, but I couldn't find my lover

I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
I was so desperate that I even sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
Somebody in New York said they saw you upset and singing sad music

But it was a man from Nowhere Land... who looked like you
However, it was a person from an unknown location who resembled you

I will keep searching on
I will continue to search

This feeling's much too strong
The emotion is too intense

And I like you, yeah I like you
I have feelings for you, yes I do

I like you
I have affection for you

I like you (x6)
Repeated confirmation of liking you

And I feel horny horny tonight
I am feeling very sexually aroused tonight

Horny, horny
Sexually aroused multiple times

Horny, horny, horny
Continued heightened sexual arousal

Horny, horny, horny tonight
Strong sexual arousal tonight