Big Ole Butt
LL Cool J Lyrics

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
LL Cool J was hanging out at the mall, having a drink

Playin' the wall, takin' a break
He was taking it easy, not doing much

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earrings
He was admiring some ladies with big hoop earrings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing
The girls also had baby hair and great curves

That's when I seen her
That's when he saw a particular girl who caught his eye

Her name was Tina
He introduced himself to the girl and her name happened to be Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
He thought she carried herself with poise and elegance, like a ballerina would

I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
LL Cool J introduced himself as Big L

Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
LL Cool J is living his life well

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
However, he is also sneaking around behind his girlfriend's back

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
He is cheating on his girlfriend and she doesn't know about it

To make a long story short, I got the digits
Despite the fact that he's cheating, he managed to get the girl's phone number

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
He called her and went to see her in person

I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
LL Cool J was engaging in sexual activities with Tina

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
He felt like royalty as he lay on the satin sheets

That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
He's letting the listeners know what kind of situation he's in

She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
Tina had a large behind and LL Cool J was taking advantage of the situation

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
He still acknowledges that his girlfriend is attractive

But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
However, he found Tina to be more sexually appealing

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
He thought Tina's legs were so amazing that the stockings she could wear would be put out of business

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
LL Cool J went home after being with Tina and said hello to his girlfriend

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
However, he couldn't stop thinking about Tina's large behind

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
He finally confessed to his girlfriend that he's been cheating on her

And said to her with a devilish grin
He told her with a mischievous smile

Tina got a big ole butt
LL Cool J told his girlfriend that Tina had a large behind

I know I told you I'd be true
He had previously promised to be faithful

But Tina got a big ole butt
However, Tina's large behind was too irresistible to him

So I'm leavin' you
He was going to leave his girlfriend for Tina

I went to the high school about three o'clock
LL Cool J went to a high school during the afternoon

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
He was trying to flirt with a girl who was showing interest in him

My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
His friend's car was playing loud music

Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
He and his friends were drinking 40 ounces and having a good time

Girls all over, the kind I adore
He liked the girls who were around, probably because of their looks

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
He saw a girl named Brenda who had a memorable behind

I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
He asked his friend to stop the car so he could talk to Brenda

She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep
Although Brenda was only 17, LL Cool J didn't want anyone to underestimate her

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
He started flirting with Brenda and it was going well

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
LL Cool J was checking out Brenda's behind

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
He noticed that Brenda looked tired

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
He suggested they go somewhere to rest and relax together

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
They got intimate and did it on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
Brenda was affectionate with LL Cool J

I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
He talked down about young men compared to himself

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
He asked Brenda if she wanted to get more intimate

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
LL Cool J teased Brenda and she enjoyed it

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
He used a condom and had sex with Brenda

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
LL Cool J finished having sex and wiped his eyes

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
He went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies to eat

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
Tina came to his house while he was not expecting it

You know what I said
He doesn't tell us what he said to Tina

Too bad you caught me cheatin', but
He admits to cheating on Tina

Brenda got a big ole butt
Brenda has a large behind, just like Tina

But Brenda got a big ole butt
He likes Brenda's behind as well as Tina's

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
LL Cool J went to Red Lobster to eat

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
It was probably midday when he was there

I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
He parked his car in the parking lot before going in

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
Someone yelled at LL Cool J without caring who he was

I paid it no attention, I walked inside
LL Cool J paid the person no attention and went into the restaurant

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
He thought he wasn't scared because his friend Brian had a gun

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
Everyone noticed LL Cool J when he walked in

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
There was more than just food getting heated at Red Lobster

I sat down to eat, ordered my food
LL Cool J got a table and ordered his meal

I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
He was polite but had something to say

But I'll take you on a platter"
He was hitting on the waitress, saying he'd like her

She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
The waitress pointed out that he has a girlfriend, but LL Cool J didn't care

You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
He paid the waitress a compliment, calling her tasty

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
He asked the waitress her name and she told him it's Lisa

I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
He thinks Lisa is smart and interesting

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
He told Lisa he'd see her again after she finished working

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
Lisa wanted LL Cool J to explain himself

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
He told Lisa that they're going to stay right there and make out

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
Lisa didn't know what he meant, but he assured her that she would understand soon

I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
He arrived at the restaurant again at 10pm

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
LL Cool J kissed Lisa passionately as soon as she came out the door

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
He took Lisa back inside and began undressing her

Laid her on the table and place my order
He had sex with Lisa on a table

And have her a tip much bigger than a quarter
He tipped her generously after their encounter

On and on to the break 'a dawn
LL Cool J and Lisa continued their antics until the early morning

All over the restaurant, word is born
They had sex all over the restaurant

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
He heard someone and looked at his watch for the time

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
He was surprised to see that it was already 9am

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
LL Cool J put his pants on and his Kangol hat

Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
He spotted Brenda again at Red Lobster

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
He didn't recognize Brenda as someone who worked there

Lisa got a big ole butt
Lisa also has a large behind, just like Tina and Brenda

But Lisa got a big ole butt
He is attracted to Lisa's behind, just like with Tina and Brenda

See ya
LL Cool J finishes the song