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Avant Gardener
Courtney Barnett Lyrics


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I sleep in late
Another day
Oh what a wonder
Oh what a waste
It's a Monday
It's so mundane
What exciting things
Will happen today?
The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and
I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that
I pull the sheets back
It's 40 degrees
And i feel like I'm dying
Life's getting hard in here
So i do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds
And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
I feel pro-active
I pull out weeds
All of a sudden
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in

My hands are shaky
My knees are weak
I can't seem to stand
On my own two feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
Feel like I'm emphysemin'
My throat feels like a funnel
Filled with weet bix and kerosene and
Oh no, next thing i know
They call up triple O
I'd rather die than owe the hospital
Till I get old
I get adrenalin
Straight to the heart
I feel like Uma Thurman
Post-overdosing kick start
Reminds me of the time
When i was really sick and I
Had too much psuedoefedryn and I
Couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever cos she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
Should've stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane
I take a hit from
An asthma puffer
I do it wrong
I was never good at smoking bongs
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in

Overall Meaning

The lyrics in Courtney Barnett's song "Avant Gardener" describe a mundane and uneventful day in the life of the singer, who decides to do some gardening to take her mind off things. While pulling out weeds, she has difficulty breathing and soon realizes she's having an asthma attack. Panic sets in, and she calls triple O for help. She's taken to the hospital, where she receives treatment but vows never to let herself end up in that situation again.


The lyrics explore the contrast between the singer's desire for a more exciting and fulfilling life and the reality of her mundane existence. The garden represents her attempt to take control of her life, but her physical limitations remind her of her vulnerability. The lyrics also touch on themes of anxiety, self-doubt, and the fear of mortality. Despite her difficulties, the singer finds comfort in the mundanity of her life, realizing that it's often the simple things that bring the most joy.


Overall, "Avant Gardener" is a wry and introspective meditation on the ups and downs of everyday life. Through his lyrics, Barnett captures the irony and absurdity of existence, while also finding moments of beauty and grace in the mundanity of it all.


Line by Line Meaning

I sleep in late
I wake up later than usual


Another day
A new day begins


Oh what a wonder
Wondering about the possibilities of the day


Oh what a waste
Thinking it will be a wasted day


It's a Monday
Monday, the first day of the week


It's so mundane
The routine seems boring


What exciting things Will happen today?
Wondering if anything exciting will happen on this boring day


The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab We should amend that
The yard is full of junk and looks messy. The neighbors might think they are running a meth lab. Something needs to be done to improve the yard’s appearance


I pull the sheets back It's 40 degrees And i feel like I'm dying
The heat is unbearable and feels like dying


Life's getting hard in here So i do some gardening Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
Feeling suffocated, so she starts gardening to take her mind off things


The nice lady next door talks of green beds And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn, and radishes I feel pro-active I pull out weeds
The neighbor speaks about her garden and how she wants to plant new things. In contrast, the singer wants to cultivate different vegetables in her garden and starts to pull out weeds, feeling productive


All of a sudden I'm having trouble breathing in I'm having trouble breathing in I'm having trouble breathing in My hands are shaky My knees are weak I can't seem to stand On my own two feet I'm breathing, but I'm wheezing Feel like I'm emphysemin'
Suddenly, the singer is having difficulty breathing, and her hands and knees are shaking. She feels like she has emphysema


My throat feels like a funnel Filled with weet bix and kerosene and Oh no, next thing I know They call up triple O I'd rather die than owe the hospital Till I get old
The singer describes her throat as a funnel filled with weet bix and kerosene, and then the ambulance is called. She would instead die than have medical debts in her old age


I get adrenalin Straight to the heart I feel like Uma Thurman Post-overdosing kick start Reminds me of the time When i was really sick, and I Had too much psuedoefedryn, and I Couldn't sleep at night
The adrenaline injection makes her feel like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, and it reminds her of the past when she took too much pseudoephedrine when she was sick and couldn't sleep


Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar I think she's clever cos she stops people dying
While halfway through the street, Andy looks unsure about her being taken in an ambulance. The Paramedic finds it clever that she plays the guitar, but she finds the Paramedic to be genuinely clever because she saves lives


Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic Should've stayed in bed today I much prefer the mundane
Having an anaphylactic reaction due to being super hypochondriac. She should have stayed in bed but prefers the mundane


I take a hit from An asthma puffer I do it wrong I was never good at smoking bongs I'm not that good at breathing in
She takes a hit from an asthma inhaler but doesn't know how to use it. She was never good at smoking marijuana, and even breathing comes naturally




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Written by: Courtney Barnett

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@Opomax

I’d rather die than owe the hospital
Till I get old
I get adrenalin
Straight to the heart
I feel like Uma Thurman
Post-overdosing kick start
Reminds me of the time
When i was really sick and i
Had too much psuedo-ephedrine and i
Couldn’t sleep at night
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
He’s probably wondering what i’m doing getting in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks I'm clever cos i play guitar
I think she’s clever cos she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
Should’ve stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane.
I take a hit from
An asthma puffer
I do it wrong
I was never good at smoking bongs.
I’m not that good at breathing in.



All comments from YouTube:

@mikezarzo7483

Finally, asthma rock. Love it.

@SuperNevile

it's called pseudoephedrinia

@skadibjornsdottir3683

SuperNevile pre sure she said super hypochondriac

@anthonyt3242

Exactly

@avantgardener6521

Yess this song is totally about the day she had an asthma attack, I swear

@harveygirl95

😂😂😂

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@21Walls

"The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever cause she stops people dying"
This line cracks me up so much.

@Chrisdvc26

+Cleric It's funny but also strangely poignant at the same time

@miavalente7920

+Cleric love that line as well. :)

@anthonybourdainsuperfan1241

+Cleric Oh my god same, probably one of my favourite lyrics of all time

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