Deadfall
Snot Lyrics

Well, I killed my dad in a con gone bad
I murdered my father during a failed scam

Nearly drank myself to death
I almost died from excessive drinking

But when he died he said Lou had the cake
My father revealed that Lou had something valuable when he died

So I caught a bus headin' West
I traveled westward by bus

I saw the numbers running through a small café
I noticed important information while in a cafe

And I knew I'd find my uncle Lou
I knew I would locate my uncle Lou

That's when Ed stepped up
It was then that Ed became involved

He said pick a card
Ed instructed me to choose a card

Shape the con before it shapes you
Plan the scheme before it plans you

Now I met my uncle for the very first time
I finally met my uncle Lou

And he sent me on a con with Ed
He had me collaborate with Ed on a scam

So we came callin' on his girl Diane
We laid a visit to Lou's girlfriend Diane

A blonde girl dressed in red
Diane wore a red outfit while donning blonde hair

I guess pigeon dropping was the name of the game
The scheme involved a tactic known as pigeon dropping

And I had to pay my dues
I had to pay my way into the plot

Well fun time family fun was the plan
The idea was to have a good time with family

Said, "shape the con before it shapes you"
We were reminded to have a solid plan

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
Someone named Sam Peckinpah is involved

Yeah who sent ya?
Who sent you here?

Now I met my uncle for the very first time
I finally met my uncle Lou

And he sent me on a con with Ed
He had me collaborate with Ed on a scam

Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out
Sam Peckinpah attempted to strangle Eddie

But he cut him from ear to ear
Eddie retaliated by slashing Sam's throat

Then he grabbed old Lou said: "We fuck now!"
Eddie then took Lou and had sex with him

On his face a twisted jeer
Lou had a contorted facial expression

He took old Lou to the same café
Eddie brought Lou to the same cafe we visited earlier

Eddie couldn't have been much higher
Eddie was very high at the time

When he tied him up, it was his intent
Eddie's intention was to restrain Lou

To put his head in that deep fryer
He planned to immerse Lou's head in boiling oil

Well, Diane told me I tackled Ed
Diane said I tackled Ed

As we did a little wiggle and dance
We engaged in a dance after tackling Ed

Oh, when we were done, Ed got a hot head, said:
When we stopped, Ed became angry and shouted

"Well vive la fuckin' France, man!"
He exclaimed, "Long live France!"

Someone tryin' to kill me, man
Someone is attempting to kill me

(Who tried to kill you, Eddie?)
(Eddie is asked who it is)

The fucking hangers!
Hangers are the source of the threat

Time to kiss the baby, friend
It is time to bid farewell

(All fuckin' summer long, sugar)
(For the entire summer)

You shape the con or It'll shape you
Craft the scheme or let it control you

You shape the con
Take control of the scam

You shape the con or It'll shape you
Retain dominance or surrender it

You shape the con
Shape the scam accordingly

Hi-fuckin'-yah!
A sensational expression of triumph