Idiot Boyfriend
Jimmy Fallon Lyrics

I know what you want, and I know what you need.
I understand your desires and needs

But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah
However, I am going to mess it up

'Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
Because I am foolish and your partner

I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home.
I will take you out without any money

Then I use your cellphone, baby, long distance, and I'm your boyfriend.
I will use your phone to make long-distance calls and still be your boyfriend

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes.
I am aware that I have made errors

I still got some learning to do.
I still have lessons to learn

I made out with your best friend the other day
I kissed your best friend recently

And now we're best friends too, Yeah Yeah
Now we are also best friends

And I'm goin' get you a gift,
I will purchase a present for you

Hey! But it's something I like too.
Though it will also be something I enjoy

Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer with my name on it,
I hope you appreciate this Norelco beard trimmer with my name engraved on it

And I'm your boyfriend.
And I am still your partner

Goin' get real drunk, and call my baby up
I will get very intoxicated and call my significant other

At four o'clock in the morning
At an inconvenient hour

Wake you up. I'm an idiot!
Wake you up, despite my foolishness!

Pick up the phone, come on. I love you.
Please answer the phone; I love you

Lets get in my dad's SUV, And we'll go over to my house,
Let us take my father's vehicle to my residence

My crib, my pad. I'll tell my mom to go to sleep.
My home. I will request that my mother retire for the night

Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
Subsequently, we will have exclusive access to the living room

We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up.
We will watch some fantastic DVDs that I acquired

How bout like, something like the Matrix.
Maybe something similar to The Matrix.

I can turn my boombox up,
I am capable of increasing the volume on my boombox

And make the bass smack the side of my mom's couch
Thereby causing the bass to reverberate against my mother's couch

Hey baby you like fine cooking?
Do you have a preference for luxurious cuisine?

Cause you know what?
Because do you know what?

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it.
I possess a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name labeled on it.

Check it out, Yeah!
Please inspect it, yes!

I got a permanent wave, yeah! I got an Ogilvy home perm, baby
I have wet, curly hair, in addition to an Ogilvy perm

Uh! I honk the horn can you honk the horn?
Can you echo my car horn?

Can you honk the horn? Let me hear you honk it! Come on!
Will you honk the horn? Please honk it now! Let's go!

Let me hear you say uh uh! Yeah
Please vocalize 'uh-uh'. Yes!

Let me hear you say uh uh uh! Yeah
Please vocalize 'uh-uh-uh'. Yes!

Let me hear you say uh uh! Yeah
Please vocalize 'uh-uh'. Yes!

Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!
Please vocalize 'uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, oh yeah!'

Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!
Please vocalize 'uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, oh yeah!'