The Sexy Data Tango
Voltaire Lyrics
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You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit
So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft
So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze
so if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!
The Sexy Data Tango by Voltaire is a humorous song that delves into the sexual fantasies of lovers in space. The song portrays a security chief, Tasha Yar, and her discovery of the sexual pleasures that Data, an android, can provide. Data’s “fully functional” and “anatomically correct” qualities make him the perfect sexual partner for Yar. The song is a parody of the Star Trek universe and the sexual taboos within it.
The lyrics of the song are filled with obscene sexual references to Data's physical attributes and sexual capabilities. He is depicted as a sexual machine with powerful sexual urges, using sexual innuendos to describe his sexual acts. The song addresses the idea of a sexual relationship between species, which is common in most science fiction universes. It also reveals the creators' witty, playful sense of humor and their ability to turn socially taboo concepts into humor.
Line by Line Meaning
If, while you're out in space, love
If you happen to be in space, and you are feeling amorous,
You're horny as a targ
You are feeling sexually aroused,
Take a tip from a security chief, love, That phat slut Tasha Yar
Take advice from the security chief Tasha Yar, who enjoyed being sexually involved with Data,
She discovered the pleasures of Data
She found out that Data was a satisfying sexual partner,
He became her sexual pet
Data was submissive to Yar's sexual desires,
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
Data was able to have sexual intercourse as intentionally designed,
His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
Data's spaceship, the Defiant, will enter a person's body in a sexual manner,
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
Data will use his tools to provide sexual pleasure,
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
Data's sexual ability is so powerful that it can create a universe-changing event,
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit
Data's sexual exploits will be unrivaled and phenomenal,
He gently massages your gel packs
Data provides enjoyable physical touch,
while he replicates some lube
While lubrication is important, Data can replicate the necessary fluid himself,
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
Data will forcefully engage in sexual conduct,
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
Be prepared to engage in sexual acts with Data and provide enough space,
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft
Data will engage in powerful and forceful sexual acts on the person's rear,
His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
Data has stamina in his pelvic area and can vigorously perform sexual acts,
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
Data's body is full of energy and power necessary for prolonged sexual activity,
He too likes to be pleasured
Data also desires sexual pleasure,
He will put you on your knees
Data will demand submission during sexual acts,
And if you're into disgrace
If you are willing to engage in degrading acts,
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze
Data will discharge his bodily fluids on your face,
He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!
Data's sexual functions are true to that of a human's, and his body is designed correctly for such acts,
Contributed by Austin M. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Jay
Before I heard this song, I had no idea about Data... I am now a proud Data cosplayer xD Thank you so much mr Voltaire for making my life take the good turn... the trekkie and gothic turn! I can't thank you enough
TheMechanicalGirl999
Welcome! Even if it is 6 years late!
Z Bott
Full functional?
Ram Darkhart
It is not possible for me to remain completely depressed or unhappy while listening to this song. Thanks so much for creating it (and tons of other great songs) that always seem to make me grin even after a bad day.
Forlorn Junk Heap
Never has technobabble sounded so dirty
Sanity Theorist
This album is absolutely filthy, I love it haha
Miyu Limlíriel
This is probably my most favorite parody song in existence :3 I've been giggling to this one for years now, and I'm always sad when someone doesn't know this song.
TheMechanicalGirl999
SAME! Especially a Trekkie! 🖖🤭🤣❤😏💔🤦♀️❗
Virginia H.
Being that Data (and Spock) are my (two) favorite characters, this is very pleasing to me. Thank you. I just bought it on iTunes.
LostTard
If someone can get this played on radio, I will die