Spare Me The Details
♫The Offspring [2003 - Splinter] Lyrics

My girlfriend, my dumb donut
Referring to his girlfriend, whom he loves but finds stupid at the moment

Went out to a party just the other night
She went out to socialize with friends without him

But three hours later, and seven shots of Jager
She got drunk on Jagermeister and lost track of time

She was in the bedroom with another guy
She cheated on him with another man in the bedroom

And I don't really want to know
He does not want to know the details of what happened

So don't tell me anymore
He does not want to hear any more information

And I really don't want to hear
He is very adamant about not wanting to hear

About her feet all up in the air
He is disgusted by the thought of her being intimate with someone else

I'm not the one who acted like a ho
He did not cheat like she did

Why must I be the one who has to know
He questions why he needs to know every detail

I'm not the one who messed up big time
He did not do anything wrong, she did

So spare me the details if you don't mind
He is pleading with her to not tell him the details of what happened

Now I can understand
He acknowledges that he can understand why friends would want to tell him

Friends who want to tell me
His friends want to tell him about her cheating

Think they're gonna help me open up my eyes
They think that telling him about her cheating will help him see the truth

But the play-by-play
He doesn't want to hear a detailed account

Makes me want to lose it
He gets upset thinking about it

Every time you do it man it turns the knife
Every time she goes into detail, it hurts him more

Now I don't need to hear
He insists that he does not need to hear

About the sounds they were making
He doesn't want to know about the intimate sounds

And I don't need to hear
He is very adamant about not needing to hear again

About how long it was taking
He doesn't want to know how long it lasted

Or how the walls they were shaking
He doesn't want to imagine the physical details of the affair

Now lying in bed, wallowing in sorrow
He is upset and feeling sorry for himself

Missing the tomorrow that we could have had
He is regretful of what their future could have been

Running through my head, over and over
He can't stop thinking about what happened

Things I never told her now just make me sad
There are things he didn't tell her that he now wishes he had

And it drives me insane
He is going crazy thinking about her affair

Sitting with the vision
He can't stop visualizing what happened

Stuck with that image burned into my brain
The thought of her cheating is now etched into his memory

And I feel so dumb
He feels foolish for trusting her

That I could ever trust her
He trusted her and now regrets it

While someone else fucked her
He is filled with rage and disgust that someone else had sex with his girlfriend

Then walked away
The other guy had sex with her and is no longer around