Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew Lyrics
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My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'
[Fresh Kid Ice]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that pussy's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out
[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake
[Luke]
Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...
(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) -> Cheech and Chong
The song Dirty Nursery Rhymes by 2 Live Crew is a controversial rap song that uses explicit and provocative lyrics. The lyrics mainly consist of vulgar sexual innuendos and obscenities interspersed with popular nursery rhymes, fairy tales, and historical characters. The song is divided into three parts, with the different members of the crew taking turns in rapping over the beat, and each part ends with a sexually explicit punchline. The lyrics are focused on sex and the sexual exploitation of women, and are deliberately provocative to shock and disgust the listeners.
In the first part, Brother Marquis raps about his sexual encounters with different women, including his friend's sister, and uses vulgar language to describe the sexual acts. He also uses nursery rhymes and fairy tales, like Jack and Jill, Mama Bear and Papa Bear, and Abraham Lincoln, to create a sexually charged atmosphere. In the second part, Fresh Kid Ice tells a story of an old lady who lives in a shoe, and her sexual escapades with different men, and again uses nursery rhymes, like Little Miss Muffet and Little Jack Horner, in a sexually explicit context. Finally, in the third part, Luke adds to the sexual innuendos and obscenities already presented by his bandmates, using characters like Red Riding Hood and Rupunzle to make crude comments.
Line by Line Meaning
My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mother and your mother were gossiping.
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
My mother called your mother a mean spirited woman.
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
I know your sister and she is not an important person.
She slayed me and all the boys and even sucked our dicks
She had sex with me and my friends.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have sexual intercourse.
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass 'cause she couldn't make him cum
Jack got mad and kicked Jill because she couldn't make him orgasm.
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest.
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear if he wanted to have sex with her.
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Papa Bear said 'you must think I am a deviant to ask that.'
Just get down here, on your knees and suck this badass dick
Just perform oral sex for me.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
Abraham Lincoln was a good person.
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
He was naked outside and aroused.
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
Said 'excuse me lady, I am doing what I need to do.'
So, pull down your pants and give me some boody'
So, you should take your clothes off and have sex with me.
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
There is an old lady who has many children!
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She has so many children the house is chaotic.
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
She had sex with many men in her community.
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
When it was time to pay her rent, she did not have any money.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Little Miss Muffet was sitting quietly.
With her legs gapped open wide
With her legs spread open.
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
A spider went up her private area.
And said 'that pussy's wide'
And said 'that vagina is very wide.'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Little Jack Horner was sitting alone.
Fucking this cutie pie, stuck in his thumb
Jack Horner was having sex with a woman and using his finger.
Made the bitch cum, said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Jack made the woman orgasm and believed himself to be skilled.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Humpty Dumpty fell from a wall.
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
Because a woman on the street was performing oral sex on him.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
All the king's horses and men in his control.
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
They were unable to fix Humpty Dumpty back to his original state.
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to grandmother's house
Little Red Riding Hood was traveling to her grandmother's house.
But before she got there she met this man
But before she got there, she met a man.
That turned her hot ass out
That had sex with her.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
A reference to the classic fairy tale of Rapunzel.
The dog's on my ass and getting near
A dog is chasing him and getting closer.
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
The hair fell in a lake.
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake
Check if the hair in the lake is a wig.
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: D'AGOSTINO, GILMORE
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