Crazy Love
Adam Sandler Lyrics

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot
You're okay with my belief that everyone is a robot.

And all my conversations are being recorded
I believe that someone is always watching us and listening to our conversations.

And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me
You're okay with my strange selection of clothing.

And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago
I have a violent past.

And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
You're okay with my hobby of collecting roadside carcasses.

Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player
I imagine that the dead animals I collect are still alive and I am a famous football player.

And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before
You don't mind when I follow strangers around.

And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on My back
I have a tattoo of Neil Diamond on my back and I show people who I follow.

Well you must have been sent from up above
You are a blessing in my life.

You're all that I can think of
I only think of you.

You're just as psychotic as me
You are as crazy as I am.

Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night
You are okay with me wearing a snowsuit to bed.

And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep
I ask you to sing to me in unknown languages until I sleep.

Thank you
I am grateful for you.

And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather
You do not judge me for making out with my stepfather.

And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
I make up stories about being on a UFO for two and a half years.

I believe you sugarpie
I believe you, my love.

'Cause our love is right on track
Our love is headed in the right direction.

I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact
We belong to each other.

Don't forget to take your Prozac
Do not forget to take your medication.

Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
I did something absurd like tickling an imaginary man.

Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
A few days ago, I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear.

I didn't care
I was not concerned about my behavior.

Babe I know I never had a job
I am aware that I have never had a job.

'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people
I am fearful of interacting with others.

'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' information
I believe that everyone is a robot looking for information.

They can't fool you, sweetheart
You cannot be deceived, my dear.

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house To the ground
I am aware that you know that I burned my cousin's house down.

But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and Questioned you
You defended me to the police when they asked you where I was.

I ain't no fink, dollface
I am not a snitch, my love.

'Cause we know that it's true
We both know what really happened.

Only I could love you
No one else could love you the way I do.

We both eat with our hands
We both have unconventional eating habits.

Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
I only wish for you to be alive.

I feel the same way
I feel the same as you.

Would you throw some macaroni on me
Can you throw some macaroni on me?