Frosty
Afroman Lyrics


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Frosty the snowman, had a dick of snow,
He could only fuck a bitch if her pussy was real cold,

Frosty was frustrated, but that's how the cards was dealt,
When a girl would pass with a big hot ass, his dick would surely melt,

Spring will be here and his dick will disappear, like a ice cube in a parking lot,
Frosty tried to fuck this girl named doc but her pussy was too hot,

Frosty the snowman was never able to come, he tried to fuck a queer, the sun would appear and frosty had to run,

Now its time for Frosty's dick to disappear (say what),




He'll say goodbye but don't you cry, he'll fuck you again next year.
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Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Afroman's song Frosty may seem crude and vulgar at first glance, but they actually provide a deeper commentary on the limitations and frustrations of living in a cold, snowy environment. Frosty the snowman is portrayed as having a penis made of snow, which can only function properly when he is able to have sex with a woman whose vagina is also cold. This serves as a metaphor for the difficulty of finding sexual satisfaction in a place where warmth and intimacy are scarce.


Despite his attempts to find a suitable partner, Frosty is repeatedly thwarted by the heat of the women he encounters. This causes him to become increasingly frustrated and desperate, and he even resorts to attempting to have sex with a homosexual man. Ultimately, however, he is forced to accept that his penis will melt away as spring arrives, leaving him without a way to satisfy his desires until the next winter season.


Overall, the song reveals the struggle of living in a harsh climate and the lengths to which people may go in order to find physical satisfaction. It also demonstrates Afroman's ability to use humor and irreverence to address serious and sensitive topics.


Line by Line Meaning

Frosty the snowman, had a dick of snow,
Frosty was a snowman with a phallus made of snow.


He could only fuck a bitch if her pussy was real cold,
Frosty could only engage in sexual intercourse with a woman whose vagina was cold due to his snowy penis.


Frosty was frustrated, but that's how the cards was dealt,
Frosty was dissatisfied but had to accept his situation, as he was made with a snow penis.


When a girl would pass with a big hot ass, his dick would surely melt,
Frosty's snow penis would melt when he saw a woman with an attractive body.


Spring will be here and his dick will disappear, like a ice cube in a parking lot,
As spring arrives, Frosty's snow penis will melt, similar to an ice cube in a parking lot.


Frosty tried to fuck this girl named doc but her pussy was too hot,
Frosty attempted to have sex with a woman named Doc, but her body was too warm for his snow penis.


Frosty the snowman was never able to come, he tried to fuck a queer, the sun would appear and frosty had to run,
Frosty was never able to achieve orgasm due to his frozen member. He even attempted to have sex with a homosexual person, but the sun would come out and melt his body causing him to flee.


Now its time for Frosty's dick to disappear (say what),
As spring comes, Frosty's snow penis will melt away.


He'll say goodbye but don't you cry, he'll fuck you again next year.
Frosty promises to return the following year and engage in sexual intercourse once again.




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