Let's All Get Drunk
Afroman Lyrics

Let's all get drunk tonight
Let's drink alcohol excessively tonight

I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight
I hope I don't get into a fistfight with someone tonight

Let's all get high tonight
Let's smoke marijuana tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight
Hopefully, no one will die from alcohol or drug use tonight

Let's all sell yell tonight
Let's shout at the top of our lungs tonight

I hope I don't go back to jail tonight
I hope I don't get arrested and go back to jail tonight

Let's go to the club tonight
Let's go to a nightclub tonight

Find a woman that want to make love tonight
Find a woman who wants to have sex with us tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
An exclamation of excitement

Let's get dumb
Let's act foolishly or stupidly

Drink some rum
Let's drink rum

Make my teeth and gum feel real numb
The alcohol is affecting the artist's mouth

We'll be thinking bout survivin
We'll be thinking about making it through the night without any issues

While we're drinkin and we're drivin
Drinking and driving is dangerous and illegal

Hope I don't wreck when my vision gets blurry
The singer is worried that their blurry vision will cause them to have a car accident

Sober up lookin at an all white jury
The artist is imagining being tried in front of an all-white jury after getting arrested for drunk driving

Judge don't like no drunk like me
The artist thinks that a judge would not look favorably upon their drunken behavior

Punk might give me strike number three
The singer is worried that getting into a fight would result in them receiving their third strike and being sent to prison

Cause when I'm drunk and when I'm high
Alcohol and drugs make the singer feel invincible

I don't give a damn bout a DUI
The artist does not care about the legal consequences of drunk driving

Let's just get lit
Let's get drunk and high

Dance like a nitwit
Dance foolishly or stupidly

Try to talk to the women that we can't get with
The singer wants to flirt with women who are out of their league

Me and my staff make everybody laugh
The artist and their friends make others laugh

If the beer runs out we can all go half
If there is not enough beer for everyone, they can split what is left

It's Friday night got the perfect weather
The singer is excited that it is Friday night and the weather is great

Bacardi, Colt .45
The singer is listing the types of alcohol they will be drinking

Let's party we still alive
We should enjoy ourselves because we are still alive

Tomorrow brings pain and sorrow
Tomorrow may bring negative consequences from tonight's actions

but tonight, we're all right
Tonight we can ignore our problems and have fun

Drink that beer till your belly can't hold it
Drink so much beer that you feel full

Tell the homeboys we fittin to get loaded
Tell our friends that we are going to get drunk

Rollin through the Ante-dope Valley out there
The artist is driving through an area known for drug use

Hope the cops don't smell that beer on my breath
The artist is worried that the police will smell the alcohol on their breath

Cause if the sheriff
The singer is imagining getting arrested

Catch a whiff
The police smell the alcohol on the artist's breath

Of that fifth
The police smell the alcohol from the fifth of liquor in the car

It'll probably knock him stiff
The alcohol smell might cause the police officer to faint or become dizzy

Don't look dumb if my breath on hum
The singer does not want to appear foolish if the police smell alcohol on their breath

Stick your hand in you're pocket please, pass some gum
The artist passes gum to their friends to mask the smell of alcohol on their breath

So the cops can't tell my breath smell
The artist wants to hide the smell of alcohol on their breath from the police

We won't go to jail
The singer hopes that they won't get arrested and sent to jail

We'll go to Palmdale
The singer and their friends will go to Palmdale, a city in California known for its party scene

With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather
Palmdale has attractive women and good weather

Baby I beg your pardon
The artist is apologizing for being forward

But your outfit's givin me a hardon
The artist is attracted to the person's clothing

Maybe some way, maybe some how
The singer is hoping to find a way to dance with the person

You could dance with me, right here, right now
The artist is asking the person to dance with them immediately

Been lookin at you all night long
The singer has been attracted to the person all night

That DJ's playin my favorite song
The singer likes the song that the DJ is playing

Everything's splendid, don't mean no harm
The singer is in a good mood and means no offense

Don't get offended when I pull your arm
The artist touches the person's arm as a way to initiate dancing

I ain't felt this good since I don't know when
The artist is feeling particularly good tonight

And I might not feel this good again
The singer wants to enjoy the moment because it may not happen again

Chorus
The repeated chorus signifies the desire to continue partying and drinking all night