Smokin Weed
Afroman Lyrics


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I fucked this girl in Talahassee,
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her semen holes.
fucked this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, fucked up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
Fucked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
dropped her off at LSU
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that ass just like a Lexus.
Fucked her again in ft. worth
stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf.
(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the pussy that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN WEED
2X
I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, Bitch, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals"
(afroman rant)
SMOKIN WEED!
Smokin weed, State-to-State
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty.
She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My dick went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw!
SMOKIN WEED!
(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...




SMOKIN WEED
(CHORUS 2x)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Afroman’s song Smokin Weed are crude and offensive, and describe the rapper’s sexual conquests with women from different states while high on marijuana. The song is satirical in nature, mocking the promiscuity and recklessness of the singer's behavior, and revealing a dark and depraved side of the American youth culture. The first verse describes how the singer had sex with a girl from Tallahassee, whose sexual position inspired him to name her after a dog, Lassie. He then ejaculates on a girl wearing clothes bearing the insignia of Florida State University, before moving on to his next conquest at Purdue University, where he "fucks up" a girl's hairdo with his semen. The second verse relates how the singer has sex with Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, ruining her holiday spirit, before traveling to Dallas to have sex with George W. Bush's daughter, which he compares to riding a Lexus. The second half of the song features Afroman reciting a litany of cities and states where he has smoked marijuana, from Ohio to North and South Dakota, and expressing his love of getting high and being sexually active.


Overall, the lyrics of Smokin Weed are a commentary on the culture of drugs, sex, and decadence that was prevalent in the hip-hop scene in the early 2000s, when Afroman released the song. While the song is not meant to be taken seriously, it is nonetheless controversial for its explicit sexual content and its portrayal of women as sexual objects. Nevertheless, the song has gained a cult following among fans of Afroman and hip-hop, and continues to be played in clubs and parties worldwide.


Line by Line Meaning

I fucked this girl in Talahassee,
I had sex with a girl in Talahassee.


Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
The sex position I used was doggie style, so I gave her the name Lassie.


Came on her, florida state clothes,
I ejaculated on her while she was wearing clothes associated with Florida State University.


filled up all her semen holes.
I ejaculated into all of the orifices on her body.


fucked this girl from purdue,
I had sex with a girl from Purdue University.


came in her hair, fucked up her doo.
I ejaculated into her hair and ruined her hairstyle.


She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
She was crying heavily, like Tammy Faye Bakker.


her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker.
She became very aroused.


Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
I met someone who claimed to be Santa Claus's daughter in Baton Rouge.


Fucked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
Had sex on Christmas and ruined the holiday.


dropped her off at LSU
I left her at Louisiana State University.


smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
I smoked all her marijuana and drank all her alcohol.


Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
I had sex with a daughter of George Bush in Dallas, Texas.


Rode that ass just like a Lexus.
Had sex with her from behind and enjoyed it.


Fucked her again in ft. worth
I had sex with her again in Fort Worth.


stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf.
Had sex with her vaginally and enjoyed it.


Colt 45, Afroman,
A reference to the Colt 45 malt liquor and the artist Afroman.


Tryin to get all the pussy that I can.
I'm attempting to have sex with as many women as possible.


To the cross country in my Afro van,
I'm traveling across the country in my van with an afro hairstyle.


SMOKIN WEED
I'm smoking marijuana.


I priced this hooker in Ohio
I looked for a prostitute in Ohio.


I said, Bitch, you too high Ho.
I was quoted too high of a price by a prostitute.


I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
I found a cheaper prostitute in Cincinnati.


Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Had sex with her in the back of my 1983 Cadillac.


Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
I'm broke and smoking Newport cigarettes.


Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals"
I ejaculated into her anus and expressed a dislike for the Cincinnati Bengals football team.


Smokin weed, State-to-State
I am smoking marijuana as I move from state to state.


beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
I have gained weight due to consuming large amounts of beer and snacks.


Missionary style in chilla coffee
Had sex in the missionary position while drinking chilla coffee.


little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
The woman I had sex with asked me to stop.


beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
I met a beautiful woman in Iowa City.


Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty.
Rolled a marijuana joint that was very thick.


She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs,
The woman gave me oral sex while holding my thighs.


I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
I ejaculated on her face, which contained the Iowa Hawkeyes logo.


My dick went BOING in Des Moines,
I became aroused in Des Moines.


Going going go-Buckaw!
An expression that is not meant to convey any specific message.


Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
A play on words that references smoking marijuana and Oklahoma.


Buffalo, Puff-alo,
A play on words that references smoking marijuana and Buffalo, New York.


Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
A play on words that references marijuana and Fort Smith, Arkansas.


Starkville, Sparks-ville
A play on words that references marijuana and Starkville, Mississippi.


Huntsville, Blunts-ville
A play on words that references marijuana and Huntsville, Alabama.


Mississippi, Missi-hippie
A play on words that references Mississippi and hippies.


Alabama, Ala-grama
A play on words that references Alabama and the Spanish word for grass, 'grama'.


Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
A play on words that references marijuana and Hattiesburg, Mississippi.


Burmingham, Burning-ham
A play on words that references fire and Birmingham, Alabama.


North Dakota, North De Quota
A play on words that references North Dakota and quotas.


South Dakota, South De Quota
A play on words that references South Dakota and quotas.


I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
I can't continue to create rhyming lyrics, but...


SMOKIN WEED
I'm still smoking marijuana.


SMOKIN WEED
I'm still smoking marijuana.




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SammyboyRD

2020 still slapin🔥

Matthew Cockburn

Criminally underrated track.

OfficialAnFMusic

i like dis shit

D Street

SMOKIN WEED!!!!!!

Daniel Wilson

D Street
Not even smokin weed after losing train of thought few weeks back 😂😂😂

Sean B

that too $hort influence tho

HighGuyBy: Guy

Nice

Brandon Mafi

Lil Wayne ain't got shit on Afroman

Melissa Blody

I call Darryl harvard optymus prime 'cause he play twio instruments at the sam time !

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