Wooden Leg!
Alestorm Lyrics


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I've got a leg, it's made out of wood
I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude
When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball
It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall
A couple of drinks, to dull the pain
I stood up on my leg and began to fight again
When all of a sudden, can you believe
A cannonball hit me in the other knee
Ah you spanish bastards!

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Now both of my legs, are made of wood
The future's looking grim, it doesn't seem good
So I drink all day and I drink all night
I get really drunk and get into a fight
With a samurai guy with ninja skills
He beats me up til I'm nearly killed
I ask him for mercy, do me no harm
But the bastard chops off both my arms
Ah you japanese bastards!

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden arm

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg





Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Alestorm's song Wooden Leg tell the story of a sailor who, after losing his leg in battle, purchases a wooden replacement from an old man in a tavern. Despite being injured, the sailor gets back up and fights again, only to be hit by another cannonball, this time taking out his other leg. The sailor then turns to heavy drinking to cope with his injuries and engages in a fight with a skilled samurai. In a cruel twist, the samurai ends up chopping off both of the sailor's arms, leaving him with only his wooden leg and arm.


The song is told from the perspective of the sailor, who is both humorous and self-deprecating in his storytelling. The use of profanity directed towards the Spanish and Japanese reflects the historical context of naval battles between countries, even though the events in the lyrics are fictional.


The repeated chorus of "Wooden leg, wooden leg" serves as a catchy hook and reinforces the sailor's sense of identity, as his wooden limbs become a defining feature of his physical appearance.


Line by Line Meaning

I've got a leg, it's made out of wood
My leg got destroyed by a cannonball, so I replaced it with a wooden one that I bought from an old man at a tavern.


When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball, it cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall
The cannonball destroyed my leg, and it made me realize that I'm not as invincible as I thought I was.


A couple of drinks, to dull the pain, I stood up on my leg and began to fight again
I drank to numb the pain, got back up on my wooden leg, and continued to fight, no matter what happened.


When all of a sudden, can you believe, a cannonball hit me in the other knee
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I got hit in the other leg by another cannonball.


Now both of my legs, are made of wood, the future's looking grim, it doesn't seem good
After both of my legs got destroyed, I had to replace them both with wooden legs, and now my future seems bleak.


So I drink all day and I drink all night, I get really drunk and get into a fight
To cope with my misfortune, I drink heavily and start fights with anyone who's willing to take me on.


With a samurai guy with ninja skills, he beats me up til I'm nearly killed
I picked a fight with a skilled samurai who nearly killed me in the beating that ensued.


I ask him for mercy, do me no harm, but the bastard chops off both my arms
I pleaded with my opponent to spare me, but he cut off both of my arms, leaving me with only my wooden leg(s).


Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg, I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
My wooden leg is the only thing I have left, and it represents my undying determination to continue fighting, even when the odds are stacked against me.


Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg, I've got a wooden leg, wooden arm
After losing both of my arms, I replaced one of them with a wooden one, just like my legs.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: CHRISTOPHER BOWES, GARETH MURDOCK, LASSE LAMMERT

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