Cartoon Chick
Asher Roth Lyrics

Right of the bat I'll have Jessica rabbit,
I'd choose Jessica Rabbit first and foremost

she's the baddest, i love them tatties,
She's the hottest cartoon chick and I love her breasts

yea that chessed pressed, in that red dress,
She looks great in that tight-fitting red dress

im obsessed yes, with red heads,
I have a thing for red-headed women

so Ariel would get it in the shower,
I'd have sex with Ariel in the shower

do beauty with beast, Eiffel tower,
I'd have a threesome with Beauty and the Beast, and Eiffel Tower is a sex position involving three people

I'd take jasmine on a magic carpet ride,
I would have sex with Jasmine on a magic carpet ride

then I'd ride her carpet until i made it fly
I would have sex with Jasmine and then continue the ride until the carpet flew away

And Cinderella's better than the step sisters,
Cinderella is more attractive than her step sisters

gives the best head and is the best kisser,
Cinderella performs oral sex and kissing the best

unless of course she forgot the glass slippers,
Unless she doesn't wear glass slippers

than fairy god mother is the one to give the dick to,
If Cinderella doesn't meet my criteria, I'd have sex with her fairy godmother

mulans punan is oh so sweet,
Mulan's vagina is very pleasurable

wake sleeping beauty up when i get her in the sheets,
I'd wake Sleeping Beauty up by having sex with her

i fucked snow white cause i heard she was a freak,
I had sex with Snow White because I heard she was sexually adventurous

yo foget Hugh Heff, imma roll with Disney
Disney has the hottest cartoon women, who needs Hugh Hefner

If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would you pick,
Asking which cartoon character others would have sex with

If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would get the dick,
Asking which female cartoon character someone would want to have sex with

Cause if u had a cartoon chick she wouldn't blow up yo phone,
Since a cartoon woman isn't real, she won't text or call someone's phone

i don't need a cartoon chick i can just draw my own,
I can create my own fantasy cartoon woman

I Scooby-dood daphney while betty boop watched,
I had sex with Daphne from Scooby-Doo while Betty Boop watched

Told Judy jetson yo can get on top,
I suggested that Judy Jetson get on top during sex

yea of course i'd do willma but Betty's mad hop,
I would have sex with Wilma Flintstone, but Betty Rubble is more attractive

not Fred flinstone but i'll make her bedrock,
I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd still have sex with Wilma

I fucked neon flux and rouge from the X-men,
I had sex with Neon Flux and Rouge from X-Men

and maybe rainbow bright because i heard she was a lesbian,
I might have sex with Rainbow Bright because I heard she's a lesbian

smurfete would get it because of my blue feish,
I'm attracted to Smurfette because I like the color blue

So that includes marge Simpson too,get it,
That also means I would have sex with Marge Simpson

you ever seen that episode when she had that thing, and she was just like in nothing in that picture, pheww!
Referring to an episode of The Simpsons where Marge is seen naked, and expressing attraction towards her