Fake Bitches
Astro Safari USA Lyrics


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I don't wanna sound like a douche
But that picture don't look like you
How you really gon' try to play me like that
Y2K 'erbody got the internet
(I ran as fast as i can)
Takin' pics of herself eatin' up gelato
She says that she wish she was a model
You ain't Xtina, I'm no genie in a bottle
Listen trick think we got a problemo
Cause y'all don't look nothin' like your demo
Now I'm feelin' like an instrumental
Cause I have no words I retire, Leno

Late night (master of the filters)
Low budget (no name photographers)
No likes (fake ass pictures)
Tell you what i did then

I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person

Who took that picture of you
They must be a magician, poof
David Blaine Copperfield that is how I really feel

Late night (master of the filters)
Low budget (no name photographers)
No likes (fake ass pictures)
Tell you what i did then

I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person

Turn the bass boost up

Listen, I ain't even mad at ya
(No I ain't even mad at ya)
I think I need to change my eyes
(Something's wrong with my eyes)
You the master of disguise
Feelin' bad for all these guys
You played me for a fool
Hold up (I'm holding)
What'd you do then?

Then I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person

Fake bitches
Real life




Priceless boy
And it still rang true

Overall Meaning

In the song "Fake Bitches" by Astro Safari USA, the lyrics describe a situation where the singer is being deceived by someone on the internet who portrays themselves as someone they are not. The singer implies that the person in the picture they are seeing does not look like the real person behind the account. This is due to the widespread use of social media and filters, leading people to create false identities online. The song comments on how people can manipulate their images to appear more attractive and desirable to others, leading to various consequences like mistrust and disappointment when they meet in person. The singer expresses his frustration towards the fake person and the situation by saying that he has "no words" and that he is "retiring." The use of references to magic terms like "Alakazam" and "David Blaine Copperfield" add to the humorous tone of the song while also emphasizing the illusionary nature of online identities.


Overall, the song reflects on the dangers of digital deception and how it affects people's lives, especially in relationships. The tone of the song suggests that being genuine and authentic is crucial, especially in building real connections with other people.


Line by Line Meaning

I don't wanna sound like a douche
I don't wanna come across as arrogant or obnoxious


But that picture don't look like you
That photo doesn't seem to accurately represent what you really look like


How you really gon' try to play me like that
How can you attempt to deceive me like this?


Y2K 'erbody got the internet
When the year 2000 came around, everyone gained access to the internet


(I ran as fast as i can)
I fled as quickly as possible


Takin' pics of herself eatin' up gelato
She's frequently taking pictures of herself indulging in dessert


She says that she wish she was a model
She confesses that she desires to become a model


You ain't Xtina, I'm no genie in a bottle
You aren't like Christina Aguilera, and I have no supernatural power to grant wishes


Listen trick think we got a problemo
Hey, excuse me, I think there's an issue here


Cause y'all don't look nothin' like your demo
Nobody appears like they do in their promotional material


Now I'm feelin' like an instrumental
I'm beginning to feel like a backing track with no lyrics


Cause I have no words I retire, Leno
I can't think of anything to say, so I'm going to give up, like Jay Leno did


Late night (master of the filters)
At nighttime, people use filters to make themselves look better on social media


Low budget (no name photographers)
The photographers are unimportant and they don't have much money


No likes (fake ass pictures)
Nobody is liking or commenting on photos that seem to be fabricated


Tell you what i did then
Let me explain what I did next


Alakazam I got out of that jam
I effortlessly escaped from that problematic situation


Like Birdman
In the same manner as Birdman, a musician known for getting out of difficult circumstances


Checkin' all of her Instagrams
I was checking all of her Instagram posts


She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
She appears to have a perfect rating, but out of what?


Just not in, not in person
However, once I actually saw her in real life, she didn't look as good


Turn the bass boost up
Amplify the bass volume


Listen, I ain't even mad at ya
I'm not even angry with you


(No I ain't even mad at ya)
Just to confirm, I bear no grudges towards you


I think I need to change my eyes
I'm wondering if something's wrong with my eyesight


You the master of disguise
You are exceptionally skilled at pretending to be someone else


Feelin' bad for all these guys
I feel sorry for all the men who fell for your deception


You played me for a fool
You tricked me and made me look like a naive person


Hold up (I'm holding)
Wait a moment (I'm waiting)


Then I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
After that, I swiftly made my escape


Fake bitches
Deceitful women


Real life
The actual, unaltered existence


Priceless boy
Valuable male


And it still rang true
It remained accurate and genuine




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