Kiss You Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike
I'm trying to show off my riding skills to all teenage girls to make them swoon

To make all you teen girls wet with delight
I'm trying to arouse as many teen girls as possible

Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
Are you feeling aroused from this performance?

That's us taking your dad's cash
We're just trying to scam your parents so we can become rich

oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange
I know this looks weird, but I feel comfortable rubbing up on Zayne

But I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayne
I'm attracted to Zayne and enjoy getting close to him

please don't tell taylor swift, she'd get pissed
I don't want Taylor Swift to find out about me rubbing up on Zayne

Even though I dumped that bitch
I don't care about Taylor and broke up with her

Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
I don't want to participate in this stupid performance

It's Your Punishment
You're being punished for shaving your head

Now let's all go To Princeton
Let's go to prison to dance with inmates and pretend to play instruments

so we can dance with locked up men
Let's have fun dancing with the male inmates

and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics
Let's pretend to play instruments and take stupid photos to look cool

Why don't we take off all our clothes
Let's get naked

And play a game of drop the soap!
Let's play a dangerous game with the soap

I WILL TAKE the photographs!
I'm excited to take the photo evidence

Hell Yea
We're all excited to play this dangerous game

Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
Let's pretend to ski to make this video less boring

It will make this video less crappy
Skiing will add some excitement to this video

This is ridiculous, diculous
This is getting absurd

Who is directing this shit?
I want to know who's responsible for this ridiculous video

Oh, I'm only Irish guy singing in this song
I'm the only Irish guy singing in this song

That's why I dance like a gay leprechaun
I'm dancing in a flamboyant way because I'm Irish

Also I play guitar, play guitar
I want people to know that I play guitar

Did ya know I play guitar?
I want to reiterate that I play guitar

Oh Holly Crap Taylor Swift is on our ass
Oh shoot, Taylor Swift is chasing us

She's got a GUN
She's carrying a dangerous weapon

Ahhhhh!
We're all scared and panicking

She's gonna kill Harry and then write a hit song
Taylor Swift is going to kill Harry and then write a song about it

About How you did her so wrong
The song will be about how Harry wronged her

I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can't you see you belong with me?
I'm angry with Harry and think we should be together instead

Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Maybe I can murder Taylor Swift

Using my secret nipple trick
I have a secret weapon that involves my nipples

Go for it
Yeah, let's do it

Omg what the hell is that?!
What is happening? I'm in shock

He just made her crash
Harry's nipple trick made Taylor crash

Harry has 4 nipples
Harry has four nipples, which he uses as a weapon

They made Taylor drive off the road
Harry's nipples caused Taylor Swift to crash her car

To celebrate let's all dress up as Sea - ee - men
Let's dress up as semen to celebrate our victory

Because we all love sea - ee - men
We all love semen, if you know what I mean

we mean jizz
We're talking about sperm

I'm gonna give Harry a french kiss
I want to kiss Harry

I am gonna suck on my own dick
I'm going to do something inappropriate that I shouldn't be talking about

Taylor was just a cover up
My relationship with Taylor was just a sham to hide my true feelings

To hide the fact I like man Butt
I'm attracted to men and enjoy anal sex

What did you say
Excuse me, what did you just say?

How the hell is she still alive
How did Taylor Swift survive that crash?

I will never die!
I will never give up or die

Now let me kill you!
I'm angry and want to hurt you now