Thrift Shop Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

I got a nasty rash Probably from wearing this gross used jacket Front pocket Just found a used condom Guess I should've washed it
Macklemore is regretting purchasing the used jacket as he got a rash from it. Furthermore, he found a used condom in the front pocket, and he regrets not washing the jacket before wearing it.

Walkin' into the club like "Wait, what? I think that I'm lost" I'm messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop Wipe the dandruff with so much swag The people like: "Damn, that's a gross ass cracker"
Macklemore enters the club feeling lost, and he smells bad of thrift shop clothing and is covered in dandruff but still tries to act cool. The people comment on his appearance and reveal their disgust.

Wearing these used panties Hope you don't get a disease Who gives a shit? Got 'em with these shoes, super cheap Those really stink Said a girl sitting next to me You look like you're homeless And what is that on your jeans? Jizzzz But hey, pretty sure it's aids free
Macklemore is wearing used/poor quality clothing, including dirty panties. When a girl comments on his appearance and the jizz on his jeans, Macklemore is not bothered by it as he believes it is AIDS free.

They had a bloody sweater I bought a bloody sweater Since I've been wearing it My stomach is starting to hurt Hello, hello my shin's turning yellow Oh, thats the hepatitis It comes with all of the clothes Now I'm feeling real sick Gonna puke on my toes The sneakers head will be like: "AH! Not on the Velcros!"
Macklemore reveals that he purchased a bloodstained sweater despite knowing the risks. Now he is experiencing illnesses such as hepatitis and is feeling sick. He then vomits on his shoes, and the sneaker head does not approve.

I don't know where I am Does someone knows how to get to McDonalds? I got lost, now I'm in the thrift shop This is fucking awful
A girl who got lost asks for directions to McDonald's but ends up in the thrift shop. She is not happy about it.

I can help you with that I just found a big mac in my back pocket Oh needle, I also found a needle This tastes fucking awful
Macklemore tries offering help by giving a girl a Big Mac from his back pocket. However, he also finds a needle, and the girl does not enjoy the food.

What you know about having a really bad hair-do? What you know about getting cramps from my hat, dude? I'm diggin', I'm diggin' I'm searchin' right through this dumpster This dead cat would go perfect with my shirt!
Macklemore tries to impress others by showing off his unique fashion sense, and he even finds a dead cat that would go well with his outfit.

Thank your grandad for donating his old dirty dentures Even though my mouth really hurts Are you okay, man? I think you should see a doctor Nah, I'll be fine I don't need no god damn doctor
Macklemore thanks someone for giving away dirty dentures, which causes him discomfort. Someone suggests that he should see a doctor, but he refuses as he believes he will be fine.

My hands are turning black I can't feel my nut sack I got gonorrhea and the clap Oh man, it stings like a muthafucka I think the bugs are biting in this muthafucka Okay, honestly dude Stop saying mothafucka! I just lost all my feelings in my legs now I can't walk so I'm crawlin' on the damn ground Stop playing saxophone And help me get back up so I can go back to the club and show off my clothes
Macklemore experiences physical ailments and demonstrates a lack of hygiene. Ryan Lewis urges him to stop saying 'motherfucker' so much. Despite being unwell, Macklemore still wants to go back to the club and show off his clothes.

Macklemore looks like ass I think he needs a thrift shop intervention He is green and he is seizuring We need to talk to him We think you need rehab This is getting real bad Stop buying diseased clothes From the thrift shop down the road But they're incredible And they blahblahblah He needs a hospital! Lets take him, it's down the road
Wanz expresses his concern for Macklemore's well-being and suggests that he needs an intervention. He advises him to stop purchasing unhygienic clothes. The conversation then turns to taking Macklemore to the hospital.

Where my arms and legs go?! We cut off all your limbs They were infected from the gross clothes you bought You almost died You're lucky to be alive Yo, Wheres the nearest Thrift Shop
Macklemore wakes up in the hospital and realizes that he has lost all his limbs because of the unclean clothes he has been wearing. Despite the traumatic situation, he still asks where the nearest thrift shop is.