Battle of Who Could Care Less
Ben Folds Lyrics


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Do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care
I know it's cool to be so bored
It sucks me in when you're aloof
It sucks me in, it sucks it works
I guess it's cool to be alone

Do you never rest
Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less
Everyday you wake up late
Sometimes I wish I was that way

And you think Rockford Files is cool
But there are some things that you would change
If it were up to you
So think about your masterpiece (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Watch the Rockford Files
And call to see if Paul can score some weed

Will you never rest
Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less
Unearned unhappiness
That's all right I guess

I've got this great idea
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fucking Mint?
Fine pewter portraits of
General Apathy and Major Boredom singing
"Whatever and ever amen"

Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again
Well, this should cheer you up for sure
See, I've got your old I.D.
And you're all dressed up like the Cure

You never rest
Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less




Unearned unhappiness
You're my hero, I confess

Overall Meaning

In "Battle of Who Could Care Less," Ben Folds sings about apathy and the cultural pressure to be disinterested and detached. The reference to Rockford Files, a detective series from the 1970s, suggests a preference for retro pop culture and a detachment from contemporary society. Folds repeats the phrase "Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less" in the chorus, pointing to the competition and posturing inherent in this kind of aloofness.


The singer is aware of the irony of being intrigued by someone who appears not to care, as it "sucks" them in despite their better judgment. The line "I guess it's cool to be alone" suggests this distance is self-imposed, and that perhaps the singer wishes for more emotional connection. The middle section of the song seems to offer a kind of solution, as Folds suggests the characters turn to making pewter figurines to fill their boredom. However, this solution is quickly dismissed, and the song ends with the recognition that the ideal of detached coolness remains elusive.


Overall, "Battle of Who Could Care Less" is a commentary on the anxieties of contemporary life in which an exaggerated sense of coolness is prized above more authentic expressions of emotion. The song suggests that this kind of aloofness is ultimately unsatisfying and may be an attempt to cover up deeper feelings of dissatisfaction.


Line by Line Meaning

Do you not hear me anymore?
Are you no longer listening to me?


I know it's not your thing to care
I understand that you don't like to care about things


I know it's cool to be so bored
I understand that being bored is considered cool


It sucks me in when you're aloof
I get pulled in when you act distant


It sucks me in, it sucks it works
I hate to admit it, but your behavior is effective


I guess it's cool to be alone
I suppose being alone is fashionable


Do you never rest
Do you ever take a break?


Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less
Competing to display the least amount of interest


Everyday you wake up late
You consistently sleep in each day


Sometimes I wish I was that way
Sometimes I envy your carefree attitude


And you think Rockford Files is cool
You believe that the Rockford Files is hip


But there are some things that you would change
However, there are aspects of the show that you dislike


If it were up to you
If you had your way


So think about your masterpiece (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
So contemplate your greatest achievement


Watch the Rockford Files
Watch an episode of the Rockford Files


And call to see if Paul can score some weed
Then, call Paul to see if he can obtain marijuana


Will you never rest
Will you ever stop?


Unearned unhappiness
Being sad without reason or justification


That's all right I guess
I suppose that's fine


I've got this great idea
I have an excellent proposal


Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fucking Mint?
Let's give our suggestion to the Franklin Mint


Fine pewter portraits of
Detailed sculptures made of pewter


General Apathy and Major Boredom singing
Depictions of people who lack interest and those who are extremely bored singing together


"Whatever and ever amen"
Repeating the phrase "whatever and ever amen"


Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again
Actually, never mind, I'll attempt another idea later


Well, this should cheer you up for sure
However, I think this new development will definitely make you happier


See, I've got your old I.D.
Look, I found your previous identification card


And you're all dressed up like the Cure
In the photo, you're wearing clothing similar to the band the Cure


You're my hero, I confess
To be honest, I admire how you're able to disregard things




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