Errant Dog
Ben Folds Lyrics


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Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back.
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out.
He's probably running loose with the bitches.
And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches.
Oh I love him so much. Oh that stupid bitch is mine.
Errant dog! Errant dog!

They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out.
God damn I look like a jewel when he goes running around.
Gonna take him on Court TV
And show the world what he's done to me.
Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs.
Errant dog! Errant dog!

He's my everything, he means the world to me.
He's my hopes and dreams, fun gibil? property.
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit.
If I could, I would become a lesbian.
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine.




Just bring him here.
Errant dog! Errant dog!

Overall Meaning

The song Errant Dog by Ben Folds tells the story of a man who has lost his beloved pet dog. The lyrics describe how the man had tried to keep the dog tied to a tree, but the dog kept getting loose and running wild with other dogs. The man is angry and frustrated with the dog's behavior, but still loves him deeply.


The second verse of the song reveals that the man is so obsessed with finding his dog that he is willing to take him to court and expose him to the world. He sees the dog as a possession and a reflection of himself, and he is angry that the dog has embarrassed him by running away. The man's love for the dog is complicated, as he is torn between his devotion and his anger.


The final verse of the song reveals the depth of the man's love and frustration with his dog. He sees the dog as his everything, his hopes and dreams, but also recognizes that the dog's behavior is difficult to tolerate. He even jokes about becoming a lesbian to escape the dog's behavior. In the end, the man just wants his dog back, even if it means bringing him back dead.


Overall, the song is a commentary on the complicated nature of love and possession. The man's love for the dog is both genuine and obsessive, and he is willing to go to great lengths to keep the dog by his side.


Line by Line Meaning

Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back.
I am desperate to find my dog who keeps escaping from the tree where I tied him.


I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out.
Although I had tied up my dog, he still keeps running away from me.


He's probably running loose with the bitches.
Most probably, my dog is wandering around with other female dogs.


And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches.
I am so angry that when I find my dog, I'll punish him severely.


Oh I love him so much. Oh that stupid bitch is mine.
I love my dog so much, but I am calling him stupid because he keeps escaping.


Errant dog! Errant dog!
I am shouting at my dog for being wayward and disobedient.


They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out.
People are discussing and gossiping about my missing dog at the spa.


God damn I look like a jewel when he goes running around.
When my dog is around me, I feel complete and happy like a precious jewel.


Gonna take him on Court TV
I am planning to take my case to television court to make everyone aware of my dog's behavior.


And show the world what he's done to me.
I want to demonstrate to the world how my dog is causing me trouble and pain.


Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs.
I will forcefully bring my dog back home where he deserves to be.


He's my everything, he means the world to me.
My dog is my everything, and I care about him more than anything else in the world.


He's my hopes and dreams, fun gibil? property.
My dog is my one hope and my biggest dream. He is my treasured property.


Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit.
I sometimes question why I tolerate my dog's bad behavior and mischief.


If I could, I would become a lesbian.
I am so disappointed with my dog that I am willing to change my sexual orientation if that could solve my problem.


I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine.
Even though I said I want my dog back dead or alive, I silently prefer him dead.


Just bring him here.
All I want is for someone to return my dog back to me.


Errant dog! Errant dog!
I continue to call out to my dog, hoping he will return to me.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: BEN FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT FOLDS

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Comments from YouTube:

SilentSputnik

Ben Folds is awesome.

thiagosds22

This is bogus, I alone have watched it 1450 times!

felroms

Epic intro,hahahaha

Hayden Lueck

0:34

He throws his drum stick and suddenly it's back?

Christopher Soltis

good catch didnt see that the first time. .you can see it flew out of his hand, and he switches hands for the rhythm leans down to the left to get a second one.

Cyan

"I broke a nail" xD

batty

I'm not going to lie, I have genuine confusion over these numbers. Is... is this a glitch?

Agustin Jaluf

2 COMMENTARIES AND 1400 VIEWS? Fuck I'm so enraged people don't listen to him

Wincy Ong

Sound's like a John Lennon song!

neilobito

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