Sports & Wine
Ben Folds Five Lyrics


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Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine

Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's Sports and Wine

The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My oh my we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin' about you now
You know it's true
Always has been sports and wine for you

So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know ya know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine

Girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay




Everybody's talking 'bout you now
You know it's true

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Ben Folds Five's "Sports & Wine" appear to be a song about a man who is obsessed with sports and drinking wine. The song starts with the lines, "Destiny was calling, Monday afternoon. Wednesday, you'll be crawling, and you'll pray to be there soon. With sports and wine." The first line seems to suggest that the singer feels he is destined to spend his life with sports and wine. The second line could represent the fact that the singer feels like he is unable to stop himself from indulging in these things. The pronoun "you" is used, suggesting that the singer is speaking to someone who shares these interests.


The next verse goes on to suggest that the singer considers himself fortunate for being one of those men who never grew up and still indulges in sports and wine. He suggests that "Some men never found out what it takes to be a dude, that's Sports and Wine." He then implies that the women in his life don't understand his love for these things and are more impressed by his sensitivity. The chorus continues to emphasize the idea that everyone is talking about him because of his love for sports and wine.


The song is a commentary on a certain type of man who is both obsessed with sports and drinking. The singer is someone who seems to have never grown up and is stuck in a perpetual adolescence enjoying sports and wine. The song mocks the idea that someone can be defined by something as trivial as their interests or hobbies.


Line by Line Meaning

Destiny was calling
It was fated for you to be here


Monday afternoon
The day of the week


Wednesday you'll be crawling
Later in the week you will struggle


And you'll pray to be there soon
You will wish to escape your struggles


With sports and wine
Using entertainment and alcohol to cope


Some men never grew up
Some people never matured


Fortunate like you
Lucky that you were able to remain child-like


Some men never found out
Some people never learned


What it takes to be a dude
What is required to become a typical 'manly' man


That's Sports and Wine
It consists of sports and alcohol


The girls don't understand it
Females don't comprehend it


What you think is art
Your idea of art as a hobby


My oh my we're all impressed
People are amazed


How sensitive you are
Your emotional sensitivity


Everybody's talkin' about you now
Everyone is discussing you at the moment


You know it's true
You understand the situation


Always has been sports and wine for you
Sports and alcohol have always been your go-to


So you ask me how I think I know
You inquire as to how I possess this knowledge


Just what makes you tick
What actions and behaviors drive you


I know what I know ya know
I am confident in my understanding


I know you make me sick
Your habits are nauseating


Anything you say
Whatever you speak of


Guess that makes me gay
I suppose that implies I am homosexual




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Written by: FOLDS

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

jinny💚light

Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine
yeah ah ah sports and wine, no no


Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's Sports and Wine
yeah ah ah sports and wine, no no no


The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My oh my we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin' about you now
You know it's true
'Cause always has been sports and wine for you


So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know y'know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine
Sports and wine


Girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Everybody's talking 'bout you now
You know it's true..



All comments from YouTube:

Matt Horton

i really like the backing vocals in this song. it just fits so perfectly with the music without overpowering ben

Christian Earl Sabijon

Same! So fun to sing along to

Noah Jackson-King

2016 and this song is still amazing, it will never grow old

Johnny Rockets

+Grolsh Daggertooth Right!

Q * bert

Still great in 2017, too!

Charlie Jade

Imagine this song in Fortnite

Dan Cardosi

2018, still awesome.

Ezra C

@Dan Cardosi 2020 still good as ever.

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taco neco

I still love this song in 2020!

Diana Kao

Still a wonderful song... <3

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