Zoinks!
Bif Naked Lyrics

Last summer in Italy during the festival tour,
During the festival tour in Italy last summer,

Another band asked a Milanese journalist what I was like,
A band asked a journalist from Milan to describe me,

Uhh unbenounced to them a ear shot of my crew ,
Unbeknownst to them, my crew overheard the conversation,

He says oh you know an angry white female,
The journalist said that I was an angry white woman,

What a cop out, what a lazy answer,
That answer was a cop-out and a lazy response,

Strangely when I was around any of these press dudes,
Oddly, when I was around any of the press people,

I was in a very good mood, being a ham a comic, what gives??
I was in a good mood, acting goofy and making jokes. What's up with that?

No one who has not been in my bed
Nobody who hasn't been intimate with me

Laming out with uhh premature ejaculation,
Or experienced premature ejaculation or cheating has ever seen me angry.

Or cheaters has ever seen me angry.

Ask my last fiancée why I put a knife to his throat,
Ask my ex-fiancé why I threatened him with a knife,

That was anger. You people haven't seen it.
That was me being angry. Nobody else has seen it before.

You think this is anger?
Do you think this is what anger looks like?

This is mild annoyance, and even if
This is just mild irritation, and even if

I was angry right this very minute ,
I was angry at this very moment,

So what! I should be, and so should you.
So what? I have the right to be. So do you.

Look around you the world is thurally fucked,
Look around! The world is completely messed up.

Seriously look around you.
I'm serious. Take a look around.

A six foot tall anorexic bimbo with plastic breast
A tall, anorexic woman with breast implants

Is making me feel weird about my own body.
Is making me feel strange about my own body.

What's up with that seriously,
What is going on here, seriously?

Where not completely stupid are we?
We aren't completely ignorant, are we?

I know this sounds like some bitchy rant,
I know this sounds like a whiny complaint,

But I really feel we got to address this,
But I truly believe we need to talk about this.

I believe in healthy mind healthy body,
I believe that a healthy mind leads to a healthy body.

I believe in fitness and wholesome food,
I believe in fitness and eating nutritious food.

I believe in make-up for those who chose.
I believe in people having the choice to wear makeup or not.

I understand essentially body shape is fashion and
I understand that body shape is essentially a fashion trend,

Trend of the era and trend of the region.
A trend that changes with the times and differs by region.

I understand Marilyn Monroe was size 16 dress and
I know that Marilyn Monroe wore a size 16 dress,

No one can deny May Wess was full of sex appeal.
Nobody can deny that Mae West was oozing with sex appeal.

Back then the skinny gurls were kind of rackety,
Back then, skinny girls were seen as frail and weak,

And not vilumptious enough,
And not curvy or voluptuous enough.

I mean logistically we know all this but
We know all of this logically, but

In are materialistic shallow modern day society ,
In our shallow, materialistic modern-day society,

Weh, well I, I, use to think,
Well, I used to think

It was an intelligence quotient kinda thing,
That it had to do with intelligence.

Seriously or a maturity issue,
Or maybe maturity.

Is it truly personal preference?
Is it really a matter of personal preference?

Personal priority or is it a heard of cows thing,
Or is it just a matter of blindly following the herd?

Ya know, like were all stupid,
Like we're all a bunch of idiots,

Shallow conformists with a low enough IQ
Shallow people who mindlessly conform and have low intelligence.

To accept of being shown and
To accept and follow whatever is shown to us,

Told the standard of beauty and blindly following.
And to blindly follow the societal standard of beauty.

There is a lack of individualism and spirituality,
Individualism and spirituality are missing,

An a devote of Kristnia were mascara?
And a follower of Christianity can't wear mascara?

Can a Buddhist stain their lips?
Can someone who practices Buddhism wear lipstick?

It would not matter at all, would it?
It really wouldn't matter, would it?

What insecure egomaniacs we all are.
We're all insecure egomaniacs.

What is truly important in life?
What's really important in life?

Health? Happiness?
Is it health? Happiness?

Maybe not even happiness, certainly not beauty.
Maybe not even happiness, and definitely not beauty.

And then on top of all of this?
And on top of all this?

There is main-stream media,
There's the mainstream media,

And the entertainment industry?
And the entertainment industry?

ZOINKS!?I'M FUCKED
This is insane! I'm screwed!