Qualifications
Billy Bragg Lyrics


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With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo

And my brother worked night and day
On the Euro-Star terminal
And the government gave it away

So what's the point in university?
For three years, I read philosophy
Now I read bar codes all day long
Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Talking 'bout my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo

Would you like to see my PhD?
My BSc? My GCSEs?




I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go

Overall Meaning

The song "Qualifications" by Billy Bragg is a commentary on the futility of spending years obtaining higher education qualifications, devoting time and effort, only to find oneself in a menial job. The lyrics are a rather ironic portrayal of how, despite academic achievements, one's work options are limited to low-paying jobs that require little expertise. The repeating phrase "with my qualifications" mocks the idea of how important degree or certificate completion is in achieving a desirable career. The song highlights how many students presume that attending university or college can automatically guarantee them a prominent career or land them high paying positions; however, that is rarely the case. The line "I could get me a job walking a dog, chopping a log, cleaning a bog" epitomizes the underemployment, undervaluing, and underutilizing of one's potential, despite being educated.


The mention of the Euro-Star terminal and how it was given away despite the hard work Billy Bragg's brother put in, symbolizes the political and economic factors that govern people's lives beyond their qualifications. The song suggests that the current system of higher education does not offer a fair chance for upward mobility or fulfillment of one's potential. The final lines of the song, "I gotta first in physics so I ought to know/ If your fries are for here or to go," exemplify the disillusionment that Billy Bragg expresses with the post-graduation job prospects.


Line by Line Meaning

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Celebrating the possession of qualifications


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Repeating the above line to emphasize the point


I could get me a job walking a dog
Even with qualifications, only menial jobs like dog walking might be available


Chopping a log, cleaning a bog
Other jobs available might include manual labor such as chopping wood, or cleaning dirty toilets


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Still, the artist emphasizes the importance of his qualifications to himself


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Again, repeating the point


I could see myself stacking a shelf
One of the few jobs in which qualifications might be relevant is being a 'sales assistant at do-it-yourself' store, which is still a relatively low-skilled job


As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself
Qualifications might make the artist qualified for jobs like assistant at a store


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Continuing the theme of how qualifications may not always translate into desirable jobs


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Repeating the above line again


And my brother worked night and day
The singer cites the example of his own brother (who may or may not have qualifications) working really hard at a difficult job


On the English Channel, he toiled away
The brother worked at the Eurostar terminal in the English Channel


And the government gave it away
The government apparently sold off or privatized this terminal rather than keeping it under their control


So what's the point in university?
The singer questions the value of university qualifications in helping obtain decent jobs


For three years, I read philosophy
The singer spent three years studying an academic subject (in this case, philosophy)


Now I read bar codes all day long
Despite these qualifications, the artist only gets a job reading barcodes all day long


Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song
The artist has to endure the monotony of scanning item after item at the checkout


With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
The singer still has his qualifications and feels a sense of pride owning them


Talking 'bout my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Repeating the above line with slight variation


Would you like to see my PhD?
The artist sarcastically asks if anyone would like to see his academic certificates


My BSc? My GCSEs?
The artist lists a few of his other qualifications


I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
The artist has a high degree (first) in physics


If your fries are for here or to go
Despite this, his work only requires him to determine whether someone is having their food there or taking it to go




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Stephen William Bragg

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