Tequila
Bio Ritmo Lyrics

I was at the bar with my drinkin team,
I was at the bar with my friends who like to drink,

It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean.
I was drinking Jack Daniels whiskey with my friend named Jim Beam.

We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all
We were quite drunk, but we were making an effort to behave.

when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval.
A soldier from the naval base nearby walked into the bar.

We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
We were so drunk that we were falling down, stumbling, and crawling on the ground.

her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,
The police arrived, led by Captain Tom Collins.

and the rapper said freeze
The police ordered us to freeze.

he said "hands in the air and hand over your keys"
The police officer asked us to raise our hands and give him our car keys.

now we did, and that was kinda simple,
We complied with the police officer's orders without any resistance.

now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple.
Two women named Margarita and Shirley Temple arrived at the bar.

I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,
I asked Jim Beam about Margarita.

he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her.
Jim Beam told me that Shirley Temple was a virgin and not worth pursuing.

So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer.
I decided to talk to Margarita because she was more attractive.

I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver.
I took Margarita to the coast because I wanted to have sex.

Now Im not one for a speech,
I'm not usually one to give speeches.

but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all.
But there was plenty of tequila and opportunities to have sex on the beach.

Here we go again and Im not fussin,
Here we go again, and I'm not complaining.

see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,
I am of French and Mexican descent, but I enjoy drinking White Russians.

In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.
Jose Cuervo, who was Margarita's partner, walked into the bar.

I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.
I talked to the wise man because he was experienced and respected.

His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.
The wise man's name was St. Ives and he spoke in old-fashioned English.

He said "you'd better think fast,
He warned me to act quickly.

cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass".
Because Jose Cuervo is known to drink a lot and may get violent or rowdy.

He gave me some advice and it went like this:
He gave me some advice, which was as follows:

"catch the night train and head up to 'cisco"
Take the night train and go to San Francisco.

I didn't wanna stick around,
I didn't want to stay there any longer.

I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound.
I caught the Greyhound bus that departed at 1:51 AM to New York.

Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.
I arrived at the Red Zone, where everyone is looking fashionable or trendy.

Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.
I was drinking Long Island Iced Teas.

I blacked out and the party came to a halt,
I became so drunk that I passed out, and the party stopped.

cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all
I drank tequila with a lemon flavor that was very strong and caused me to black out.

I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,
I woke up the next morning feeling tired and disoriented.

the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.
I had consumed a lot of Tequila Gold Label, which made me feel terrible.

You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,
I woke up late and was feeling unwell.

And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.
My friend Mike informed me that there was a party that involved Bacardi rum starting at eight o'clock.

Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,
We entered the party and started playing our usual games.

we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James.
We played simple games like spinning tops and tossing fuzzy quarters while drinking Bartles & James wine coolers.

Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,
Shirley Temple arrived, and my friends advised me to relax or take it easy.

because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.
Because the Mickey Brothers had taken Shirley Temple to a place called Strawberry Hill.

They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,
They took her expensive mink coat, and she was unable to think clearly due to intoxication.

cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.
Because the tequila she drank made her feel giddy or euphoric.

Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.
The music started playing, and I danced to the instrumental beats.

There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.
There was a groupie named Mai Tai, who was an attractive Asian woman.

A groupie is a girl that jocks,
A groupie is a young woman who is a fan or follower of musicians.

She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.
She was wearing black velvet clothing and drinking Scotch on the rocks.

We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,
We claimed to have gotten married, and now we're celebrating our fake honeymoon.

Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.
I am a wanderer and adventurer, and we are drinking Blue Lagoon cocktails.

Now everybody take a word from the wise,
Now everyone should listen to the wise advice.

A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.
A combination of a girly or feminine drink and tequila is called a Tequila Sunrise.

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