Everytime
Butterfingers Lyrics

Everytime I clean my room, I make another mess
No matter how much effort I put into cleaning my room, I always end up creating more chaos.

Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
Whenever I fail to catch the bus, it results in me being tardy for an important exam.

Everytime I'm reincarnated, it's in the lowest form
Each time I am reborn, I find myself in the most undesirable and unfortunate existence.

I leave my window open every time there is a storm
During every storm, I consistently forget to close my window, allowing rain and wind to enter my room.

Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work
Whenever I wake up with a hangover, I am required to go to my job, regardless of feeling terrible.

Everytime I masturbate dry, it tends to hurt
Engaging in dry masturbation always results in significant discomfort and pain.

Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand
Without fail, whenever I attempt to show affection to a dog by patting it, it responds by biting my hand.

Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand
Every time I communicate with extraterrestrial beings, they are unable to comprehend or grasp my messages.

Everytime I skate, I get another bruise
With each instance of skateboarding, I inevitably obtain another painful bruise on my body.

Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes
Whenever I consume excessive alcohol and become intoxicated, I end up vomiting on my own shoes.

Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps
Whenever I attempt to scratch myself, the needle of a vinyl record skips or jumps, interrupting the music playback.

Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps
Without fail, whenever I consume milk, it curdles and becomes chunky inside my digestive system.

Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit
Each time I engage in freestyle rap, my improvised lyrics mostly involve saying disrespectful or nonsensical things.

Everytime I catch the bus, there is no where to sit
Whenever I manage to catch the bus, there are no available seats for me to sit on, forcing me to stand during the journey.

Everytime I catch a train, I'm hassled for ticket
Whenever I board a train, I am frequently confronted and bothered by railway staff who question my ticket.

Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
In every instance of playing cricket, when it's my turn to bat, I manage to get out on the very first delivery.

Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Each time I attend a party wearing a toga and consume alcohol, I end up injuring my hamstring as an ironic way of showing off my supposed yoga abilities.

Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest
After every meal, I experience a sharp or uncomfortable sensation in my chest, leading me to believe it is heartburn.

Everytime I think it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
Every occasion when I mistake the chest pain I experience after eating as heartburn, it is actually a more serious condition known as cardiac arrest.

Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts
Without fail, whenever I make a phone call, the call waiting feature constantly interrupts and puts another call on hold.

Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush
Whenever I use the toilet at someone else's place, my waste refuses to flush down, causing an embarrassing situation.

Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
When the toilet fails to flush away my waste, it leaves unsightly and stubborn stains on the ceramic surface.

If you ever see me happy it's because I'm manic
The only time you will witness me appearing happy is when I am experiencing a state of mania, suggesting an underlying mental health condition.

Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong
No matter how well-intentioned my advice may be, it consistently turns out to be ineffective or poorly conveyed, leading to misunderstandings.

Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong
Whenever a police raid occurs, my fingerprints are found on the marijuana paraphernalia, indicating my involvement with drugs.

Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf
Without exception, each time I purchase drugs, the quality of the product I receive is extremely low and unsatisfactory.

I was living with a Navajo until they heard me dis the chief
I used to reside with a member of the Navajo tribe until they discovered that I was disrespecting their tribal leader.

Everytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the roach
During every session of smoking a marijuana joint, I am consistently left with the burnt end of the joint, known as the roach.

Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach
Whenever I decide to skip participating in sports, the coach punishes me by subjecting me to intense training or drills.

But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
On every occasion when I engage in playing Australian rules football, I am tackled forcefully to the ground, resulting in contact with dirt or soil.

And I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts
As a consequence of being tackled aggressively during football games, I frequently sustain fractured ribs, causing intense pain.

Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
No matter how diligently I brush my teeth, I consistently discover new cavities or decayed areas in my dental health.

Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity
Whenever I attempt to defy gravity and fly, I am promptly reminded of its existence as I inevitably fall back to the ground.

Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food
Every time I experience a strong desire or craving for a specific food, it coincides with me having none of that food available.

Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
During games of spin the bottle, it always seems to land on me, resulting in me being the one who has to remove their clothing.

Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes
In my experiences, whenever I try to provide a woman with an orgasm, she pretends or feigns satisfaction, indicating that I am unable to please her genuinely.

Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks
Whenever I engage in sexual activity and attempt to use a condom, it consistently breaks, leading to a potential risk of unintended pregnancy or STDs.

Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips
Each time I participate in gambling activities, I inevitably lose all of my chips or wagered money, implying a lack of success or luck in this area.

And Everytime I eat All Bran I get the shits
Without fail, whenever I consume a specific brand of cereal called All Bran, it leads to me suffering from diarrhea or an upset stomach.

But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour
During each bowel movement, it consistently takes an extended period of about an hour for me to complete the act of defecation.

And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower
Unfortunately, whenever I require toilet paper, there is always a shortage or absence of it, forcing me to clean myself by taking a shower instead.

But everytime I shower the towel is already wet
Each time I take a shower, I consistently find that the towel I planned to use is already damp or wet, making it ineffective for drying myself.

And it's not wet with water but wet with cum n' sweat
Regrettably, the reason the towel is wet is not due to water alone but rather a combination of ejaculate and perspiration, further adding to the disgust and inconvenience.

Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
Whenever I attempt to beautify myself by removing my pubic hairs through plucking, the process ends up causing discomfort or pain.

My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
As a result of the soreness caused by plucking pubic hairs, my sexual performance becomes impaired, akin to someone with spastic movements or uncontrollable spasms.

Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it
Whenever I compose a song, radio stations consistently prohibit or forbid its airing due to controversial or offensive content when played in reverse.

Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
If one were to play my music records in reverse, the lyrics or messages contained within them would be perceived as having satanic or wicked undertones.

Worship Satan
An exclamation indicating a preference or inclination towards the worship of Satan.

It's not easy being me
Expressing the sentiment that being oneself is not a straightforward or simple task, implying the existence of various challenges and difficulties.

Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious
Without fail, whenever I attempt to make a joke, it is consistently misunderstood or taken seriously by others, suggesting a lack of comedic delivery.

Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period
Every time I engage in oral sex with a woman, it seems to coincide with her menstrual cycle, indicating the unfortunate timing of events.

Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over
No matter the circumstances, whenever I operate a car, a police officer always seems to pull me over, prompting stops or inquiries.

But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober
In an attempt to avoid legal repercussions, I fabricate an alternative identity and claim to be sober when interacting with the police during traffic stops.

Every blind date turns out to be blind
With each arranged blind date, the person I am supposed to meet ends up being visually impaired, resulting in unforeseen circumstances or challenges.

My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
The only redeeming aspect of my character or self-worth lies in my physical appearance, which is why I feel concerned or bothered by any potential negative judgments.

Everytime I have the dream where I'm at the school dance
Consistently, during my dreams, I find myself attending a school dance, reliving the same scenario or event in my subconscious mind.

Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants
Within the dream, I become the center of attention as everyone's gaze is directed towards me due to my lack of pants or lower clothing, resulting in embarrassment or vulnerability.

Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
During games of piggy in the middle or similar activities, I am consistently assigned the role of being the one caught in the middle, making it harder for me to participate or succeed.

Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
In games of tag or tiggy, I am frequently chosen or end up being the one designated as 'it,' responsible for chasing and catching others.

Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue
Without fail, whenever I engage in the activity of licking a toad, I develop warts or blemishes on my tongue as a consequence.

Everytime I see a killer bee, It's me that's getting stung
Each encounter I have with a killer bee or aggressive bee species invariably results in me being stung by the insect, suggesting an unfortunate attraction to danger.

Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word 'at'
In every game of Scrabble I participate in, my limited vocabulary or lack of skills leads me to construct simple or underwhelming words, such as 'at.'

Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
When I experience a wet fart, the unintended release of liquid or fecal matter leaves an unpleasant stain on the surface where I have been sitting or positioned.

Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
Each time I engage in sexual activity with your mother, she expresses a preference for anal intercourse or penetration.

And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come
Following sexual encounters, when I have completed the act, it is not due to reaching orgasm or satisfaction, highlighting potential issues or difficulties in sexual performance.

Everytime I crack onto a chick and pull my stack out
Whenever I attempt to flirt or seduce a woman and show off my possessions or wealth, the outcome tends to be unsuccessful or unimpressive.

Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
In my attempts to perform autofellatio or oral stimulation of my own penis, I consistently strain or injure my back, resulting in pain or discomfort.

Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef
Whenever I successfully ride or catch a wave while surfing, it seems inevitable that I collide with a coral reef, leading to potential injuries or damage.

And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef
With every attempt I make to order vegetarian food, I am invariably served beef or a non-vegetarian option instead, frustrating my dietary preferences.

Chicken's not a vegetable
A statement expressing the fact that chicken should not be classified or considered as a vegetable, referring to a common misconception or ignorance.

I Get Beef
I encounter conflicts or disputes, particularly in relation to the serving of meat or non-vegetarian options.

Chicken's not a vegetable
Reaffirming the fact that chicken is a type of meat and cannot be classified or mistaken as a vegetable.